Spoilers: None Pairing: Sherlock/John Rating: PG-13 Warning: references to sex

In this chapter John just wants to watch television but Sherlock wants something else. ;)

AN: This story is just dialogue. This is the first just dialogue story that I've written. It was fun not to have to write "said John" or "said Sherlock" and to let the reader fill in what exactly Sherlock and John are doing. ;)

"Sherlock get off my lap. I'm trying to watch Law & Order."

"Dull. The lawyer did it. Isn't it obvious?"

"Not to me, Sherlock. I just want to watch my show. Stop doing that. Get your lips off my neck. Sherlock. Oh god that feels good. Don't stop. Right there. Yes. Yes. Yes. I'm about to come. Fuck! Sherlock!"

"Should I let you go back to watching your show now?"

"Shut up. How'd you know it was the lawyer? The dirt on his shoes or something."

"We watched this episode last week. You fell asleep before they revealed the murderer."

AN: This was probably the easiest to write which surprised me because at first I had no ideas. Then suddenly I'm looking at it around midnight when I'd rather be sleeping and this happens. I like it. I hope you do too. Please leave a review even if you didn't.