Authors note!: new chap for my crack story! In this chapter yugi mokuba and mai start exploring with out the others and learn a important lesson: DO NOT go exploring a different world with out someone thats not a midget PS my spelling is a whole lot better and i dont have a beta reader! XD
Yugi mokuba and mai sat down in the griffins living room talking "im bored" mai said still not used to the new surroundings "fuck that we need to figure out how to get the hell back to our world!" Mokuba shouted "mokuba calm down!" Yugi tried to calm mokuba "your calm?! Im not what about your grandfather can we trust seto to tell him what happened with out laughing his ass off?" Yugi thought about it "nah guess we cant kaiba likes to embarrass me when he can..." They heard the door open "huh? Mai?" Mai left the house muttering something about mokuba "mai waiit!"
Yugi and mokuba ran after mai to see her being stopped by a weird guy in a short robe "so uh are you single?" The guy asked in a flirtatious manner wiggling his eye brows suggestively "uhhh-OH! Yugi my honey bun!" Mai grabbed yugi's arm pulling him into a hug "mai uh what the hell?" Mokuba looked at the guy after speaking and put on a face of confusion
"So this hobbit is your boyfriend?" The guy said looking disappointed "HOBBIT?! YOU SON OF A BITCH!" Yugi attacked the guy choking him "holy shit! Yugi stoppp!" Mai and mokuba tried to pull yugi off the man with little luck "yugi your not a hobbit! Shorts your family trait!" Mokuba shouted before... "Hey! Whats going on?!" A man in a wheel chair came up and pulled yugi off the guy in the short robe "thank you sir my boyfriend just got overly mad at this man" mai said sheepishly "well what happened?" The man asked "um that guy called him a hobbit" mokuba pointed at the short robe wearing guy
"Quagmire dont anger this guy shorties can be lethal" the man said setting yugi down "sorry joe" "SHORTIE?!" Mai and mokuba grabbed yugi before he could get a chance to do anything he will regret "sorry sir!" They dragged him inside "yugi calm the hell down!" Mai threw him and mokuba onto the couch "hey! What did i do?!" Mokuba shouted "sorry mokuba" mai said as yami and joey walked down the stairs "what in the name of ra happened out there?" Yami asked "we heard yugi shout something about a hobbit" joey sat down on the couch next to mokuba "SO YOUR CALLING ME A FUCKING HOBBIT NOW YOU PIECE OF DOG SHIT?!" Yugi snapped surprising joey and yami "no! bad yugi!" Mai hit yugi on the head with a rolled up magazine "ow!" Yugi held his head
"This is all your fault joey" mokuba said "me?! What the hell did i do?!" Joey yelled "you had to wonder what it would be like if we were family guy characters!" "I didnt wish for this ya jerk!" "SHUT THE EVER LOVING FUCK UP BEFORE I STAB YOU BOTH IN THE NUT SACK!" Malik shouted halfway down the steps shutting them up "...morning malik" yami said slightly creeped out that malik just shouted that to a kid and a almost retard "morning yami" malik replied cheerfully like he didnt just threaten to practically neuter joey and mokuba "malik you have problems" bakura said chuckling at the top of the stairs with ryou and marik behind him "shut the fuck up bakura"
End note: there ya go! New chapter! Sorry for the shortness i promise next one will be longer!