Cenobite Warrior: Holiday Specials

Disclaimer: I own nothing, but my OC characters. Any other characters, items or otherwise written in this fic belong to their creators. I would do a list, but that would take up the whole fic.

Note: Hi everyone long time no see. Sorry I've been away, a few things have come up in my life, most recently a friend of mine is in a really bad state so I'm trying to help her out. And you may have noticed, first…I haven't done Christmas or Boxing Day like I promised, I can tell you that those two as well as a few others will be updated on Valentine's Day with the Valentine's special itself. And second…there isn't a holiday today is there! Well this is just a chapter resolving around an issue that's been going on worldwide and that issue is the dreaded…SOPA act *shudders* Come on, it's the worst thing to happen to this world since stale bread, like I wasn't going to give it the Cenobite Warrior makeover. And so here we go, please enjoy…

STOP SOPA

Buster: Hey Rurrlock?

Rurrlock: Yes Buster?

Buster: What does SOPA stand for?

Rurrlock: It stands for Stop Online Piracy Act, and I think the ideas behind it are a load of…

Buster: So they're trying to stop pirates?

Rurrlock: Yes…Buster not the pirates you're thinking of!

It was a normal relaxing day in Buster Daniel's house; Simon was lying fast asleep on the sofa, while the Cenobite Warrior himself was indulged in a little 21 questions with the Prince of Pain himself over a few certain issues…

''So Channard only beat you cause…you remembered you were human?''

''Preciously boy, he had me at a disadvantage. Any other time and his…as the term you would put it, have his butt handed to him.'' Pinhead responded.

''Okay, well how come after you and your friends died you're the only one that came back?'' Buster asked.

''Because my human side and more demon and handsome side were separated…''

''Well how come the others weren't as well?''

Pinhead was getting a little aggravated with Buster's questions. ''Because my dear sweet Kirsty had helped me to remember my humanity and so…''

''But the others remembered their humanity as well, so shouldn't they have been stuck in that stone thing as well.''

''Number one, it was a pillar. Number two, shut up! I'm Xipe Totec, Lead Cenobite…well was Lead Cenobite, and favoured son of Leviathan, I get what I want.''

''Fair enough.'' Was Buster's only reply as he sat up and walked into the kitchen to find himself a can of Pepsi in the fridge. It had been pretty boring for the past couple of weeks, kind of my fault since I've been making them wait on the other holidays specials but that's another story. Anyhow, it was just Buster and Pinhead around (if you don't count Simon being out cold) sitting about with nothing better to do until Buster remembered something. ''Oh yeah, I still need to finish my homework for school.''

''Why do you bother?'' Pinhead questioned. ''You and your friends never seem to go to school anyway.''

Buster had ignored the Prince of Pain and quickly loaded up his laptop about to get some assistance off the internet with his homework. Nothing like the trusted Wikipedia to help…unless you get one of those vandals that write rumours on the site for a few minutes, it was once long enough for Kirsty to see a something written about Pinhead once having an affair with Joey, which of course was untrue…at least if you don't count evil Pinhead.

''What the flip?'' Buster yelped as he found he couldn't load onto Wikipedia today, instead he had to view a blank screen with a bit of information on it. ''Wikipedia's shut down for the day? In some protest against SOPA? What's that?''

''Haven't you been keeping up with the news?'' Pinhead asked annoyed.

''No, I don't go school remember.''

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''But you said that you…'' Pinhead was about to argue but shook that off and continued with his original statement. ''SOPA is something that has been proposed and will supposedly fight off against all copyright and piracy infringement on the internet.''

The Cenobite Warrior was a little puzzled with the harsh tone in which Pinhead was speaking in about this. ''Well isn't that a good thing? Stop piracy and all?''

''Did you hear me? I said all! That includes the possible end of Fanfiction.''

''Aw, that's too bad,'' Buster responded not that bothered, until of course the words stared ringing in his head over and over, until finally he bolted up straight and looked at Pinhead scared out of his wits end and sweating like mad. ''WHAT? NO FANFICTION?''

''I'm afraid so! Although I'm glad it doesn't effect me at all.''

''But…but…but…but…'' Buster stuttered not sure what to say; he's faced all kinds of demons, slashers and even aliens and a toy or two, but this was on a whole other level. Even Michael Myers wouldn't think of this, and he's pure evil!

SAM LOOMIS: Yes…Michael…is pure…

RURRLOCK: Yes, yes, we know, now get out of the story I need to write!

''But…but…but…they can't do that! I mean…what will happen to me if Fanfiction is gone?''

''I believe that you will cease to exist…or to put it in words you would understand…dead.''

CLICK! Hearing a small click coming from the side of the room, Buster and Pinhead saw Simon pressing something on the laptop he quickly had on his lap before leaning back and looking proud with his eye lids shut ready to doze off again. ''This is the best idea they've ever come up with, now Buster will be out of my life forever…''

''Simon,'' Pinhead said. ''You do relies since you're a Fanfic character you'll cease to exist too!''

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Simon's eyes blasted open bloodshot, and now he was the one sweating and panicking as he frantically tried to press the key on the laptop again. ''Undo! Undo! Undo!''

''And it won't just be Fanfiction,'' Pinhead went on. ''But Facebook will be gone too.''

''Facebook?'' Buster and Simon repeated in horror.

''Twitter!''

''Twitter?''

''YouTube!''

''Not YouTube!'' The brothers whimpered, and Buster being the happy go lucky boy he was shook it off and tried to plaster a smile on his face. ''Well at least we'll still have Deviantart! I always look forward to LilyHeart101's pictures and…''

''No that will be gone too!'' Simon told his younger brother, who in return look within an inch of having a heart attack…until a few seconds later he looked ready to explode. ''Buster, you alright?'' Simon asked a little worried with how red the Cenobite Warrior was going.

''HOW COULD THEY DO THIS?'' He screamed at the top of his lungs almost blowing Pinhead and Simon clear across the room. ''WHATEVER HAPPPENED TO FREE SPEECH AND HUMAN RIGHTS? WHATEVER HAPPENED TO IMAGINATION AND SPREADING THE LOVE ON THE INTERNET? THIS IS A DISCRAGE TO EVERYTHING MORALLY RIGHT, AND I, BUSTER DANIELS THE CENOBITE WARRIOR, PROMISE TO FIGHT THIS NEW EVIL FOR FANFICTION AND FREE PEOPLE EVERYWHERE AND…'' Buster's almost inspirational speech was halted instantly when he heard a familiar noise coming from outside, the ice cream truck. ''Oh boy ice cream!'' He said excitedly as he rushed out the door.

''Well that didn't last long!'' Pinhead said.

The End!

Wow, this has to be the shortest chapter of Cenobite Warrior I've ever written, but you get the general idea. And Buster took the words right out of my mouth there, who's dumb idea was it too...wait *looks for person and finds him* I'll be paying this Lamar S. Smith a visit then. Anyway, we must unite and stop this new evil that has threatened our way of life, Fanfiction is more than just another website. It's a place for fun and freedom from the harsh world, a place where we can make new friends from all around the world, a place where we practice to become better writers and story tellers. Those three apply to me and I'm sure to others as well. And YouTube as well, a world without it is unthinkable, I'm planning to release my Fan Films on it to get myself noticed, but how can I when there is no YouTube? That would be my future gone.

Please, if any higher political power person is out there reading this now, don't support SOPA, we need these sites. We need them to grow and love, please help us.

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Also if any higher political power person is out there reading this now, you wouldn't mind mentioning this fic in some speech to millions of people would you? Just to get the hits up? Well it was worth a try.