Hi, Padfoot. -Prongs.

Sup. Vashappenin, my antlered friend? ~Padfoot.

Not much, my German doggy. -Prongs.

German? Why German, Stagman? ~Padfoot.

Cause of the V. It sounded German-like. -Prongs.

I see, Stagman. I was going for Jamaican. . . Oh well. ~Padfoot.

Alright then, Jamaican puppy. -Prongs.

Puppy? Puppy? I am not a puppy, you vlakas! I am a MAN DOG! ~Padfoot, the not-puppy.

Sorrrrrrrrrry. But I am more manly. You call me Prongs, as in horns, because I make people HORNy. -Prongs.

You are 13. The only people you are making horny are paedophiles. ~Padfoot.

Nearly 14! You're just jealous of my sexiness. Everyone is. Even Evans, she just doesn't show it. -Prongs.

Um. Okay. Nearly 14. Yep. Uh huh. That doesn't mean you're sexy. Cause you aren't. ~A way sexier Padfoot.

I am. In fact, I am beyond sexy. I'm so sexy I might explode. -A so much sexier Prongs.

I hope you do. ~Padfoot.

Well, if I do, you might get lucky and be hit by one of my sexy body parts, and be infected. Which you should hope for, because it's the only way you will ever become even slightly sexy. -Prongs.

The entire female population of Hogwarts disagrees with you. ~Padfoot.

No, they agree. Didn't you see the 37 Valentine cards I got? 7 more then you. -Prongs.

You sent them all to yourself, idiot. ~Padfoot.

Not ALL of them. Just two. That I signed from Evans. But shh, that is a secret. -Prongs.

Uh huh. Yep. Sure. I know what your handwriting looks like. You sent them all but one, and that was from Mary MacDonald. ~Padfoot.

No. I got at least 15. -Prongs.

Exactly. And I got 30. Therefore, I win. ~Padfoot, the champion.

Not all from girls though. I saw you writing at least six, and paying girls to send you some. Then Moony, Wormtail and I all sent you one each from Slytherins to freak you out. -Prongs, the REAL champion.

Those six you saw me writing were the ones I sent to Snivellus, from Evans. Remember when he was trying to get his slimy hands on her and you hexed him? That was all thanks to yours truly. ~Padfoot.

Alright, fine. . . So, honestly, how many did you get? -Prongs.

Fifteen. You? ~Padfoot.

Fifteen. So we're even. -Prongs.

Yes. Yes, I suppose we are. ~Padfoot.

Good. -Prongs.

Yeah. Good. ~Padfoot.