Chapter 3
Disclaimer: I do not own Labyrinth or The Phantom of the Opera!
AN: Well this has been forever! So read if you dare, review if you want to! OH! By the way! This is a bit more serious with a little comedy in it… try to imagine this comedy as a anime comic and I think it might make it funnier! So ENJOY!
When we left off Tala and Erik sit on a couch side by side watching Jareth, GQ, and Tigress to battle it out. GQ is holding Jareth down to the couch as he tries to jump up and tackle Tigress. Tigress remains standing at the other side of the room watching cautiously, Phantom Wolf sneaks out the door. This is where I fear I must leave you my friends! So good Madams and Monsieur's, I bid you adieu!
Jareth: Let me go you confounded woman! It's Sarah! She has returned to me!
GQ, Tala, and Erik: *rolls eyes*
Tala: Don't let him go GQ! It's a seriously bad idea.
GQ: Oh believe me! I wouldn't let him go for anything!
Jareth: *Thinks hard for a moment* Hmmm… Not even for a… kiss?
GQ: *freezes and stiffens obviously weighing her options* Well… I guess…
Tala and Erik: *simultaneously* HOW DO YOU KNOW HE ISN'T LYING?! *looks at each other in surprise and then turns away, blushing*
Jareth: *smirks* I knew it! *muttered randomly*
Tala: What? What did you know?
Jareth: *smirks again and stands taking Tala's hand in his own*
Tala: *spazzes out of unhappiness* WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?!
Jareth: *smirks for a third time and picks up Erik's hand and lays Tala's in Erik's*
Tala & Erik: *eyes widen as they glance down faces turning pink* ummmm… ummmm… ummmm…
Jareth: *laughs* you two are becoming difficult and I've only known one of you for a few hours!
Tala: *eyes widen with understanding and she stands up putting a single finger on Jareth's chest* I see what you did there! Very clever! *pushes Jareth back down beside GQ where he falls in a heap*
Erik: Besides! When you picked me up you promised your heart had been broken by that girl once before! So you weren't ever going back to her!
Jareth: But she said so herself! She's not Sarah!
*Everyone but Jareth groans exasperated*
GQ: *bitterly* but she obviously doesn't want you to like her either!
Jareth: Well sorry!
Tala: *fed up with it stalks over to Jareth and GQ, she puts one hand behind each on their heads and forces them together, making them kiss*
GQ: *passes out from the shock*
Jareth: *looks bewildered* Did… that…?
Tala: Yes that really did just happen. You just kissed her. There you go! So HA! *walks to sit back down with Erik*
*HEYO RANDOM ABRUPT ENDING! Sorry! I couldn't find a better place!