The Padfoot is very bored ~Padfoot
The Prongs concurs –Prongs
The Moony thinks this is stupid –Moony
The Padfoot is very annoyed. Prongs and Moony are not 'the' because The Padfoot started it first, and that means you lot are knuckleheads. Also, if Moony thinks this is stupid, Moony can go screw himself ~Padfoot
I thought you screwed him… ;) And I'm sorry! –Prongs
Same. DON'T TELL ME TO SCREW MYSELF! (Prongs, I did… Kidding!) –Moony
I know. I can hear you at night –Prongs
WTF? I AM NOT GAY! Don't spread that around! I am very proud of my womaniser reputation! ~Padfoot
Soz –Moony
That's all? SOZ? ~Padfoot
You're not a womaniser. You're only thirteen… -Prongs
I flirt with them and break their hearts, OBVIOUSLY. Anyway, what are we meant to be doing? Why are we reading? I don't like being read to, I'm not 2! ~Padfoot
I concur. I hate being read to. Of course I notice you flirt with other girls. Like Evans. You're lucky I've forgiven you for that –Prongs
I don't flirt with Evans, she annoys me. She's all yours. ~Padfoot
She is not annoying! She's a bit nerdy, but so is Moony, and we're his mate! –Prongs
You should be happy I find Evans annoying, because now you know I'm not interested. ~Padfoot
Good point. I'm hungry… -Prongs
Same… ~Padfoot
BELL! –Prongs