9:30 A.M.

The doorbell rang. If Mario hadn't been listening for it, he would have never have heard it amongst all the noise in the house. He ran to the door and opened it. Princess Peach and Princess Daisy were standing at the door. "You said it was an emergency, Mario?" said Peach. She looked behind him and gasped. "My word!"

"Isn't it a mess? That rotten koopa dumped them here and—" began Mario.

"Why are you treating Bowser Jr. so poorly! You should all be ashamed of yourselves!" said Peach, walking into the room. All the noise stopped, along with everyone else besides Junior. Peach ran up to the spinning shell and grabbed it just before it passed by. "Junior? Are you ok?"

"I'm stuck," whined Junior in an innocent, baby-like voice.

"Who did this to you?" asked Peach.

"Larry, Lemmy…and mean ol' Mario. He's been mean to me all day." Peach gasped and turned to Mario with an angry face.

"Well, I mean—" Mario claimed.

"And he yelled at me when I asked for a sandwich…"

Peach put down Junior and stormed up to Mario. "You crazy son of a goomba!"

"I'm not related to a goomba, I swear!"

She grabbed Mario by his shirt sleeves "How could you harm an innocent child like that!"

"H-he's a koopaling!"

"Does it matter? He's a CHILD!" She threw Mario out the door.

Daisy moved out of the way and watched Mario fall down the stairwell outside. She looked down at Mario with a disgusting look. Mario looked up at her. "Daisy, don't—" She slammed the door shut. He sighed and tried the door—locked. "C'mon! Peach, Daisy! Seriously? It's my house! Luigi?" he yelled, banging on the door. "…Can you at least let me put some clothes on?"

"I'll get into this house one way or another," said Mario, holding his mailbox in hand, several yards from the door. He readied himself, and then charged for the door, screaming. The mailbox smashed through the door, while Mario's face slammed up against the door.

"Mail's here!" shouted Daisy.

Behind the door, Peach walked up to the door, opened the mailbox, and pulled out the mail. "Bills…bills…oooh, a monthly check for saving the Mushroom Kingdom! I'm sure Mario doesn't need this," she said.

"Peach, no!" said Mario in a nasal tone (From his nose being smashed up against the door). The sound of paper being ripped could be heard from outside. Mario cried from both the physical pain of his nose and the emotional pain of his check being ripped.

"Freeze!" shouted someone from behind Mario. He was pulled off the door and thrown against the ground. A toad police officer was holding a gun at his nose. "Attempting to break and enter, huh, buddy?"

"Is it a crime to break and enter into your own house?"

"Oh, so you're posing as Mario now?'

"Yes! Can't you recognize me?"

The toad tilted his head. "Hmm…I remembered Mario's nose a bit less deformed and less bloody…"

Mario groaned.