6:55 A.M.

Mario woke up on a large, soft, comfortable bed. He cuddled it as he thought, the angels must have brought this bed down for me from heaven.

"What are you doing? Get off!" yelled Bowser. Mario opened his eyes to see that he was on top of Bowser's stomach. He jumped off of his stomach and out of the Koopa Clown Car in disgust. Bowser got out of the car himself.

"What time is it?" asked Mario.

"Around 6:50. We got here four hours ago but I was too lazy and tired to wake you up, so I just slept along with you—and then apparently you used my stomach as a bed."

Mario looked up the road to see that his house was up the hill. He immediately sprinted up to the front door, and then tried the doorknob. The knob broke off. All of a sudden, the entire door fell into the house. Inside, Peach and Daisy were sleeping on the couch, in the midst of complete disaster: The TV screen was smashed, pillows were shredded, there were holes in the walls, vases were broken, books were ripped apart, and all sorts of random items were lying around—and even those were damaged.

Mario was left jaw-dropped as he stared at all the destruction. Bowser walked up behind Mario and was left jaw-dropped as well. "Oh…my…god…" said Bowser. He stepped inside. "I—I can't believe it."

"Neither can I."

"I mean, it's a miracle the house is still standing! Usually there'd be nothing left but a pile of wood and broken pieces! I must be a really great father!"

"Wha—they destroyed my house!"

Bowser turned around. "I've tried every babysitter in kingdom, and each one of them were left homeless after they babysat the kids! You're lucky! Now, where are the kids? Did you kill them? Oh, that'd be the best if you—"

"They're in the basement," moaned Peach. "I ran down to the store and bought a large cage and stuffed them inside so they couldn't do anymore harm." She groaned. "Can—can you just kidnap me now?"

Bowser sighed, disappointed. "Oh. Well, I guess the cage is good enough." Bowser then went downstairs.

Mario ran to Peach. "Peach! Speak to me! Are you ok?"

Peach got on her knees. "I'm sorry I locked you out of the house for yelling at them. If I had had the chance, I would have killed those sons of a goomba!" she yelled. She held her head and moaned.

Bowser came back upstairs, holding a cage that all the koopalings were uncomfortably crammed inside. "Oh, do you have a headache?" asked Bowser. "That happens after you spend a prolonged period of time dealing with them. Don't think about them or the pain comes back."

All of the koopalings were whining. "Morton, get your butt out of my face!" yelled Wendy.

"I can't because Ludwig is crushing me up against Roy's spiky shell! Ow!" said Morton.

"I'm sorry I was born with spikes, like we all were!" whined Roy.

"All of you just shut up!" shouted Ludwig.

"I'm still hungry…" moaned Bowser Jr.

Bowser walked out of the house with the cage in hand. He turned around at the front door. "You guys are great with the kids! Maybe I'll come around next week and—"

Daisy ran up to the door. Her face was red, her eyes were red, her dress was torn, her hair was a mess, and she looked like a wild animal. "If you EVER make us babysit those DEMON kids of yours, I will PERSONALLY take your life with my BARE HANDS!" she screamed the top of her lungs, her voice echoing throughout the entire kingdom.

Bowser was left shocked, his heart beating so loud you could hear it from several feet away. "Uh…bye." Bowser ran down the hill as fast as he could. He jumped in the Koopa Car along with the cage. He started the copter up and flew away, taking the koopalings with him. Daisy picked up the door and slammed it back into the doorway as a way of slamming it shut. She then collapsed at the front door.

"Uh…should I get help?" asked Mario.

"No, she—she's just exhausted," said Peach.

"Hey, where's Luigi?"

Luigi came down from upstairs, holding a GameCube controller. "What happened here?"

"You don't remember anything from yesterday?"

"All I remember is something about Luigi's Mansion…"

Mario sighed. He found the remote next to his foot. He picked it up from off the ground, sat down next to Peach, and turned on the TV. Luigi picked up Daisy and joined the two. They all sat and watched the TV through the broken glass as the house creaked and pieces of the ceiling crashed and fell around them. "It's not working," sighed Mario.

"No, it's not," agreed Luigi.