Hello all!
I would like to thank everyone who reviewed and followed and favorited last time! =D Seriously they made me feel so good! Thank you so much for loving this story as much as I do! Heheh!

Okay so this Episode? A hint into what Dean's life is, Cas's late class plus Gabriel being Gabriel, and a few extras!

Enjoy!

P.S. Props to .Crown for telling me a story I could reference too! haha, compeltely forgot I even said I would use an example until you reviewed so THANK YOU! (it's How I Met You're Mother, if anyone really needed something)

*Back to your regular Destiel broadcast*


Sitcom For A New Generation
Episode 5
Flashback, Class Discussions, Rumor has it


Dean's smile never left his face as he quickly made it back to the Garage. His day, if it could, got even better once he heard what was playing on the speakers. Led Zepplin, and there was only one thing that could mean. Benny was back in town. The man, Benny, had been off for awhile now being in a month long honeymoon with his doctor wife Beatrice. The only girl that didn't die or cheat on him after a month, who stayed with him for a year, and practically had sex in the middle of Central Park when he proposed to her.

Now you might be wondering how he got a doctor as a wife considering this guy was a mechanic. Well the irony was that he had fixed her car when it broke down at the grocery store and she was the one that fixed him up when he got into a fight with a couple men in an alleyway, he had gotten stabbed while protecting me. It was basically a match made in Heaven, once Benny found the balls to ask her out.

"BENNY?!"

"No need to hollar man I'm right here!" He turned and gave his long standing best friend the "bro hug" before patting him on the side of the arm.

"What the hell! Has it seriously been a month?" Dean gave him judgemental look. "You got a tan." Benny shoved him a bit before walking away towards a Mustang.

"Yes, I did. You normally get one when you're out on the beach."

"You? On the Beach? Hmm, seems like this Beatrice is a very good influence on you! Kicked out those vampire days huh?" He smiled cheekily at Benny who was going to say something back in defiance when he realized how good spirits Dean was in.

"Hey brother are you okay?"

"Yes I am. Haha," Dean went around Benny to check out the list of what to do with the car. "I am more than okay."

"You're high aren't you." Dean was leaning in through the opened driver side window to pop the hood when his hand slipped at the comment and hit the horn.

"High?!" He popped the hood which Benny opened completely but paid no attention to the inside. "Why would you say that?!"

"Have you seen your face recently? You look like you're about to go murder Batman." Dean brought his hands immediately to his face rubbing at it self-consciously. Benny just shook his head and put his focus back on the car. "You know, last time I saw a guy with that much bounce in his step and with a smile like that it was me." Dean then leaned against the car with an obnoxious 'aww'.

"Do you mean you, Mr. Rough and tumble, or Mr. I'm in love with her?"

Benny looked up and humored Dean by answering with one of the choices. "Mr. I'm in love with her."

Dean shout out a laugh before walking back to where his own job was. "Oh so what you telling me I look like I'm in love?"

There was silence except for metal tools clanking and classic rock for about a minute before Benny finally spoke up. "No, I'm saying you like you're falling hard."

Dean stopped working and glanced back at the blue mustang that was currently eating his friend. He shook his head. 'Me? Fall in love? Ha, that's a joke. I've already been taught, love is for fools.'

But it didn't change the fact that when Dean looked at the clock an hour later to see it read 2:35 he couldn't help but feel elated that he was going to see Castiel again in less than two hours. He was humming along with the radio, a concert going on in his head while he was calmly finishing up on the Toyota when he the door that joined the garage and the front office bang open. Dean jumped and glanced over thinking to see a furious Rufus when he saw some blonde hair. His heart got stuck in his throat and he immediately ducked and went around the Toyota. What the hell was she doing here?!

"Dean?! DEAN?!"

"Lady you shouldn't be in here! You don't have a car in you're not allowed. Come back inside!"

"Let go of me you hick! Dean!"

Mini Flash back GO!

"Hey Sammy. No I'm not busy; I'm at Ellie's… Sammy. Bitch, now what do you want? Lunch, yeah sure. I should be done by one is that okay? Yeah, I know it's not gonna be good. Great I'll text when I'm on my way... "

Told you it was a mini.

Does anyone remember that sentence? And the part when I said "I know it's not gonna be good." Well, its been a couple episodes so if you don't remember that's fine. But uh... okay so there's this girl named Cassie... And we kinda hooked up. Not in the "oh i'm going to love you forever" kind of hook up more like the "we work out at the same gym, you're fit. I'm fit. Lets fuck." And... ever since she's been stalking my ass.

And this isn't the cute kind of stalking like Becky did with Sam. Like, she fangirl stalked him. And she never took it too far, and somehow in that crazy mind of hers knew when to stop. Cassie has followed me from at least a state away since I moved here awhile ago and has been following my every move like the fucking CIA.

Yeah, one time she was in front of my apartment building, half naked and covering herself in honey. Safe to say I moved from there and didn't tell anyone where I was going. I seriously never told anyone but rumor around the "Sam Winchester Gossip Vine" was that she finally caught wind of where I was...

...I seriously wished it was just a rumor...

Dean barely breathed while he heard Benny and Cassie arguing at the door. He wished he could text his brother or Rufus to help get her out of here but unfortunately his phone was still in his car which was in the parking lot. Shit.

"I saw his car out there in the lot! I know he's in here!"

Well there goes the "Sneak out and drive the fuck out of here" Plan.

**While all of that was going on**

The class was loud and talking sporadically when Castiel finally got there. He opened the door with a flourish which got everyone's attention and within seconds were in their rightful seats getting their materials out and opening their books to the new chapter they would be covering. As he smiled weakly at everyone and look at his own materials he was taking out he realized what he had done just a couple minutes ago. 'Shit...' He paused in his workings as he stared at his students mind reeling.

"Alright class! Time to change it up today. All take a good half of the class to read the chapter then we will use the rest of the time to discuss it and interpret in our own words what you have studied for today and yes, this will count as your class discussion grade even though its unscheduled." He smiled brightly at the way they all lit up at his words. If there's one thing he knew about his Theology 302 class on thursdays its that they love class discussions like candy. 'Weird how times change...' Sitting down and blocking out the frantic scribbling and pages flipping of his students, he concentrated on a test he had to grade for one of the random history courses he was put in to teach. He got through halfway until his mind went right back from his quick peck and a time being called over a shoulder. He sighed heavily and groaned rubbing his face with his hands.

Why did I do that?! Why! Please, please someone tell me why the hell did I just go and kiss the guy again, AGAIN, and then tell him to come back here at four?! He has a life other than me! He doesn't want to see me again... well I guess that wouldn't make sense considering he hunted on campus specifically for me... and he wanted my phone number. UGH! Stupid Gabriel for being right and stupid administration for putting me back in I specifically told them I didn't want to come in this week and stupid hunger making me go the cafe. Why the hell does Dean need to be here again?! I can't have him near! Wait... this week...

Oh fuck, saturday. ... AND STUPID FAMILY REUNION!

"Um, professor?" He was brought out of his revere to find his class staring at him with slight concern and amusement. He cleared his throat and stood up from his desk closing the folder to the tests that he couldn't even say he tried to grade.

"Alright then class. Talk to me about paganism."

**Back to Hell and other things**

"He walked to lunch!"

"Lunch? What do you mean lunch?" The scuffling stopped but you could still hear the faint pull of clothes against something. Benny must still have a hold on her

"You know, the meal that you eat in the middle of the day when you're hungry? He went out a couple minutes ago I don't know where he went and personally, as long as he comes back on time for his next shift, I don't care. I'm not the boys Keeper!"

Have I told you Benny... that I love you?

There was a grunt followed by an indignant squeal and a loud huff. "Now git outta here before I call the police!"

"Fine!" Cassie spat before walking out the garage. "Tell Dean that I was here and that we need to talk."

She slammed the door and Dean sagged with relief. Soon he heard heavy footfalls and saw Benny's head peak from around the Mustang. "So... is there a reason you still have that fuckin' blonde on your ass or am I just imagining her with someone else?"

"What can I say? It seems not even the law can keep her away from me." Dean chuckled forcefully before standing up and rubbing greasy hands through his hair. "No matter what I do she's always there and it's never in a good way." Benny just shrugged.

"None of my business but if you did something really drastic I'm sure that will get her off your tail."

Dean snorted. "Or give her more reasons to kill me."

Benny walked away nonchalant. "Either way, I get rid of the headache and her for good so whatever!"

Dean through a dirty rag at him in weak retaliation before heading back to the car wanting forget about that One Night mistake. He kept working at the car without distractions until he felt a sinking feeling in his gut. Looking back up at the clock it said 3:40. He looked down at himself, hands dirty, face and hair mucked with grime, clothes far from salvage and barely anytime to get clean.

"FUCK."

Benny glanced from the desk, with all of his cars done and clients settled he had nothing to do until he had to clock out. "What?!"

"I have literally 20 minutes to get ready to see Castiel again!" Dean jogged into the office looking around for wipes and towels hoping to get some grime off. He was in front of a mirror and was, with esteemed focus, trying to get off all the oil and dirt from his face. He never noticed that Benny had disappeared until a white shirt and a dark green flannel button down was pressed in front of him as well as a small bottle of cologne. He stopped his cleaning to look over at Benny who was then holding a comb.

"Comb your hair, it'll help loosen the dirt. Wipe as much oil and grime as you can and just put on the shirts. Leave the jeans and boots I'm sure it'll turn whoever you're gunning for on and I'll finish up the Mustang for you so you can do the final touches tomorrow when you come in. You're welcome and never mention to anyone that Bernice has rubbed off on me. Also, stop gawking AND GET OUT OF HERE!" With that said the man left everything in front of Dean and left towards the Mustang like he said. Dean couldn't have been more appreciative the man until that very second while he got ready for his date that night. Within minutes he was as fresh as he could be and was running through the door. Benny watched as he practically skipped away and chuckled. 'Yep boy... you got it bad.'

**On Campus**

"And that's the bell! Good discussions today everyone and I'll see you all next week!" One blonde in the back raised her hand to get his attention which he gave.

"Sir why do you have to go? If you leave that means we get Miss Brassel..." The whole room seemed to drop ten degrees and all the students shuddered at the name. Castiel laughed lightly at them.

"I wouldn't worry about her. I requested Professor Shirley to come in and watch over you while I'm gone." All the students cheered for Professor Novak and left the room all in huge smiles.

"Thanks Prof! You're the best!" He waved and shrugged in a way that said 'I try.'. He waited until all of them filed out so he could sit back on in his chair heavily. In a couple minutes he's going to have to face the music and talk to Dean. He thought about it though and smiled. 'Maybe if I run now I'll miss him and I can leave a note on the door saying family emergency! PLAN IS FOOL PROOF!'

"HELLO CASSIE!"

FUCK!

"Hello Gabriel." The older brother's look on his face was one of smugness as he walked in swinging his briefcase obnoxiously.

"Soo, how were they today?"

Castiel was cleaning up his desk completely, thankful for something to do so he would not have to look at his brother. "They were excellent as usual."

"Ahh, good... good. So date tonight?" Castiel stopped all movements and looked up at his brother who smirked at the look. "Oh ho ho! Rumor has it!" Cue Gabriel dancing like a fool to an off tune version of Adele's song while Castiel glared at him.

XXx()xXX

Dean's phone went off while he was jogging down the road and he really didn't feel like answering it considering it was Sam's ringtone but either get smugness now or hell for not picking up later. He lifted the phone to his ear as he answered. "Yeah?"

"Hey! I heard that Cassie came by today..."

Dean's paced slowed down some. "How?"

"Benny, he still has my number. Listen if you want I can pull legal action towards her again and we can lock her away in a institution." The seriousness in his voice halted Dean from him laughing at the suggestion.

"That sounds good, but at this point, I'm good. It isn't like she found where I lived and that is the most important fact that I'd like to keep going."

"You're playing with fire Dean... a woman scorned." Dean shook his head and his brother sighed. "Fine, but... hey why do you sound out of breathe?"

Dean didn't slow in his reaction though he immediately got defensive. "Out of breathe?"

"Yeah it sounds like you're running to get somewhere..." Sam huffed. "You got a date with Castiel didn't you?"

This made Dean stop.

"What?" Dean scoffed. "What date?"

"The one Benny was telling me about."

XXx()xXX

"What rumors exactly Gabriel?" Castiel was immediately on the offensive as his brother sat on of the desks in the front his dancing done... for now.

"Rumor that you ran into some boy in between Mercer and Fredricks, that you talked for awhile, flirted even, then ran away because you realized you were late for class only to run back and kiss him on the lips."

Castiel's face must have paled in complexion becuase his brother started laughing. "Oh my God you should see your face! Haha! Why are you so concerned about this?!"

"Because what if this is told to the Dean?! Any indecency on campus-"

"Results in immediate dismisal but considering you are now just thinking about that, I can rightly assume you don't care." Castiel paused before continuing.

"Well, I don't... but I need this job Gabriel I don't have another one!"

XXx()xXX

"What are you wearing anyway? You can't be looking good if you're leaving straight from the garage!"

Thankfully Dean could see the entrance to the university and dove right in weaving in between boys and girls leaving classes. In the background he could vaguely hear someone go "That's the guy!" but he didn't pay any attention, mind focus solely on getting to Castiel.

"I look fine! Benny got some clean clothes for me!"

"Love that man and his wife is a good influence on him as well!" Dean rolled his eyes.

"Yes I understand that! But I need to hang up now, I need to get to Rosenburg!"

"Where are you right now?" Sam leaned back in his seat. If his memory served him right he'd be able to lead Dean directly to his date.

"I'm right now in front of the library!"

"It's directly down the path from the Library, has a huge sign you can't miss it."

"Of course you would know where it is!"

Sam gave a weak shut up and Dean gave a rushed goodbye as he stuffed his phone in his pocket and all but ran down the path. Like Sam said, as usual, Rosenburg Hall was there with students still hanging around enjoying the afternoon sun and some going in and coming out. 'Alright here goes nothing!' He was about to stride in when he realized he might get very lost and he did not want to be late. Glancing around he walked up to a girl and smiled which made her and all of her friends swoon including the guy.

"You think you could take me to room 345?"

XXx()xXX

Gabriel rolled his eyes and patted his brother on the shoulder. "You won't lose this job because of a kiss! You do remember that most of our educational staff is gay right? You won't get fired! Besides! from what I heard this boy is worth it!"

Castiel huffed at that as he continued getting all of his stuff ready for Dean. "Oh really? And what have the rumors told you about that?" Gabriel sighed wistfully as he took out another lollipop.

"That he's tall, broad shouldered, handsome, seems to be a hard working kind of man, sandy blonde hair, and from the girl in Mercer, the greenest eyes you'll ever see and the lips, mm, pink and full. A boy from Fredricks pegged him to hail from the South but I couldn't care less. Those lips sound delicious."

Castiel gulped at the description but he kept his head down. He was glad that everyone seemed to approve of him but he didn't like the feeling turning in his stomach. He couldn't place it, but the feeling was very reminiscent of jealousy. There were sounds from the hallways of whispers and giggles, compared to Gabriel sighing wistfully in front of him he was fine with everything thankful for him to have stopped talking until Gabriel gasped.

"Those lips... there are no words..."

"Gabriel you need to shut up."

"Cassie..."

"No I'm serious! How would you even..."

"Look!"

Castiel glanced up and had to do a double take at the door, there Dean was smiling broadly with a small group of college paparazzi behind him. Gabriel winked at his younger brother before walking up to Dean and patting him on the shoulder.

"He's all yours!" Dean's smile became impossibly wider at that as he strode into the room. The gaggle of girls and boys behind him were about to follow until Gabriel grabbed the door and closed it with a slam. "Ah ah ahh! Better luck next time boys and girls!" They all sighed sadly and aww'd hoping to get some pity points but Gabriel wasn't having anything of it. "I'm serious! No gossip for you! Leave! You all have lives outside of college! Go live them!" They all sighed again before leaving slowly. They kept looking back now and then before they all dispersed in hopes he left but he stayed true like a guard dog and waited until they were all gone. After checking some halls he felt his mission complete and left the building breathing in the fresh air with a sigh of happiness.

"I love it when I'm right."