Sorry, the stupid title thingy wouldn't let me write out the entire chapter name. I was only one letter over the limit too. Here's the whole title.

My Brother Adds Me to His Fish Collection

A/N: omygoshomygosh. Reviews! Thanks to everyone, I now have ideas. I did have one review that said it was hard to read and I am very sorry I will try to make it easier for ya'll to read this. And I did not steal the mermaid idea from enchantment of the mermaid whispers I wrote this before I read that. Now minions read. Oh and I do not own Fablehaven or x-men. Oh and yes, I did change my pen name to mytotallywickedawesomepenname! It was a stroke of brilliance and they don't come very often so I try to use them when they come.

Gavin continued his horror story,

"I might have been sent here to gather the talismans but I won't do it. Crap this is going to sound cheesy, but Kendra and Seth showed me that life is easy and more pleasant if you have friends and loved ones." It was sweet and poetic and it came from and sinfully well-crafted mouth so it obviously was NOT true.

"No I didn't," I retorted,

"If I had then you wouldn't have betrayed us." Gavin looked at me real close and could see the inner turmoil at his next words.

"I was dead. Kendra that makes a guy reflect on his life of evil." There was silence from everyone even the titters Elise and Mara were quiet.*cricket cricket*.Then who else but Warren broke the silence,

"So Gavin let's find out if all this is true." He rubbed his hands together like he was thinking something evil. Wait this is Warren, if he takes the time to think it is something evil. Bracken pushed me of his lap and started to get up when Gavin opened his mouth.

"Ooooooh, it's the unicorn prince of fairies. I've heard of you. Hey pony boy, where's your horn?" Bracken straitened all 6 ft. 3 in of hunkyness, gah keep it together girl only preppy star struck girls act like this, have you no pride. Bracken seemed to ignore the taunts, crossed the room to where Gavin stood and grabbed his hand. He held for a minute or two then let go. He turned around flicked silvery hair out of his eyes and announced to the crowd.

"Everything he said is true." We all sighed in relief, but Bracken continued.

"Except for the reason he came". Gavin looked horrified,

"What, oh come on that's personal inf-"Bracken cut him off with a swift,

"He loves Kendra." The effect was immediate. Nothing happened. Then everything happened the girls (that includes Berrigan and Warren) all gasped, Grandma and Grandpa broke their jaws when they hit the ground. I on the other hand was completely frozen. I stood up.

"Well" I said, "If you're gonna show up and state that you love me well, darling, you should have seen this coming." I swung my hand back and smacked him as hard as my 5 ft. nothing body could. He made a satisfying yelp.

"That was for trying to kill me and this," I swung my leg back and kneed him right in the cajhoonies,"is for Dougan."

(A/N THAT'S FOR YOU PARTRIDGE YOU SAID GIVE ME A REASON HE SHOULD COME BACK OTHER THAN "HE'S HOT" WELL I THOUGHT HE DESERVED SOME PAIN.)

He looked up. He had a red handprint on his cheek and was grabbing himself.

"You know, I deserved it but, did you need to do it so hard?" He whimpered.

"Yes, you do and yes I did." I stated bluntly. He gathered himself up, painfully from the sound of it. Then stood. Bracken apparently was not done with his speech as he put on a smirk as cocky as can be and said,

"But you're too late (insert evil laughter of triumph) I am currently, no wait, Kendra will you go out with me?"

"Sure", I said. "Now I am currently dating Kendra so you can't have her. "

He sounded so much like a child and unlike himself that I thought that he would put his thumb on his nose, wiggle his fingers and say 'neener...neener...neener'.Thankfully he didn't and my family cheered, squealed and all together gave me a headache. Gavin rose to his, not quite as towering as Bracken but almost, height. The room went silent. He stalked as gracefully and as feral as a lion over to Bracken and shoved him,

"You don't deserve her." He snarled.

"Oh and you do?" Bracken countered snarling too.

(A/N: YEAH I SHOULD HAVE NAMED THIS CHAPTER I SEE A UNICORN AND DRAGON CAT FIGHT BUT I'M 'T EXPECT MUCH.

) I got up between them my and on their chests.

"No fighting, please." Bracken got a possessive gleam in his eye. He snaked out an arm and wrapped it around my waist. He drew me in to his chest smirking at Gavin whom I am sure is glowering at me. Wow for a creature of light he sure played dirty. His hand stroked the curve of my waist but I drew back. Hmmmf. I am not going to be used for his or any boy's entertainment or torture. No matter how funny. He pouted. Baby. Warren being Warren again broke the silence.

"So," he began innocently which is an oxymoron. "Where's Gavin going to sleep?" Grandpa looked thoughtful.

"Well there's a room next to Kendra's." said the ever clueless Grandpa. Gavin grinned like a Cheshire cat.

"Sold."

"I want to stay here too." Bracken shouted.

Grandpa blinked.

"Uuuh, okay." Gavin looked at Bracken with the utmost contempt.

"Don't you live in Fairy castle?"

"I shall not grace that question with an answer."

"You just did."

"Shut up."

LATER

Grandpa and Grandma left the house to lock up Viola's barn. As soon as they left, Agad reappeared.

CRACK.

"Oh goodness I forgot something terribly important. Kendra, Seth. Now that you know your father was a mutant I should tell you that your mutant powers manifest during puberty. Since you're both demon spawn, I mean teenagers, your powers could appear at any time so be careful." And with that, CRACK, he was gone. There was silence for a moment when Berrigan said,

"Now?"

"NOW," screamed Seth.

All three boys pulled out water guns out of nowhere and soaked us. We girls, being used to pranks, attacked. Poor Gavin and Bracken were shocked. After a second we all stood there wet and panting. I flicked my jet black hair out of my jade green eyes when my legs involuntarily stiffened.

I screamed.

Everyone looked at me. Then their eyes widened.

"You're glowing," Seth stated.

"Scratch that she's blinding," Gavin and Bracken said together while covering their eyes. I looked down I was indeed glowing and tingling in a white and blue light. A loud rip shot through the air and my jeans fell off. Then I pitched forward, falling on my face. I looked down and widened at the most unusual sight before me.

I had a tail.

If you don't think that sentence is weird, read it again. I had a tail.