Meeting my Father- Dude you have Sideburns!

Bamf!

"AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhh!," I screamed shooting out of the warm cloud that is my bed and toppling to the floor.

"Are you okay, miss?" I hear a heavily German accented male voice say above me. Above me? Why is he above me and why is everything dark? Oh yeah, open your eyes smart one. I open them to get a face full of yellow eyes and blue pointy ears above my face. Since I live on a magical preserve, I try not to scream when a fuzzy blue elf is on top of me so I asked as politely as my blunt self could.

"Who the fricken heck are you?! And get your fuzzy…I'm guessing German hide of me!" Bamf! He was suddenly 5 feet back, and cloud of sulfur was making me gag on the floor.

"I am sooooo sor-"

*Hack-hack

"ry. I was not thinking. I for-"

*Hack-gag-hack

"-got that people are not used to my tele-"

*Hack-hack

"STOP INTERUPTING ME DAG-GUMMIT I'M TRYING TO APOLIGIZE." He waited to see if I was done coughing, then said in a calmer tone.

"As I was saying. I'm Kurt A.K.A Nightcrawler, one of the X-Men. I can teleport up to miles and I have this wicked awesome tail named Jane." He said, 'Jane' how an five-year-old says 'Princess' when they introduce you to their bunny. His tail didn't look anything like a bunny. He grabbed is blue tail in his three fingered blue hand and stroked 'Jane' lovingly. His fangs showed.

"I can turn into a mermaid apparently, and can control any liquid, and can heat it up or turn it to ice. Cool, right?" He just stared.

"Can you really do all that? Wow I know Mr. Logan is your papa-and he's really powerful- but daaaaaaaaaaaaang." He continued to stare at me until we saw the most unusual sight. A pale hand was sticking out of the wall. And then an arm. And a shoulder. And… well you get the picture. Soon a brunette teenage girl who looked only a year older than me was there. She turned her head, resting her bright lively light blue eyes on us. Me in my tank-and-shorts jammies combo, and the furry blue Kurt in red spandex. She smiled widely and she started shaking trying to hold in laughter at my startled face. I guess I had that oh-my-gosh-some-random-girl-just-walked-through-a- wall look on my face.

"Kurt," she said it like she was his older sister. Wouldn't she be blue too? "You were like, supposed to wear your like, hologram of a normal person, so like, you wouldn't startle her. And you like, teleported. You know that like, scares even people who are like, used to it you nit-wit." She had a major valley girl accent, and said 'like' all the time but I liked her immediately. *You see what I did there? * She seemed like a very warm, sweet person. But I had an odd feeling that she could be merciless if need be. Not someone you want for an enemy.

"Hi, I'm like Kitty Pryde, but my like, code name is Shadowcat."

Kurt cut in, "And in case you have not noticed, she can walk through walls. Her cells will 'phase' as we call it, and will go through any solid surface. Like walls, for instance."

Kitty turned to me, "Well get dressed. We all are here, and your dad is like, very nervous to meet you. He didn't like even know he like, had a daughter." She laughed and started to leave. But something she said bothered me.

"Wait what do ya mean he didn't know?"

She frowned,

"Oh yeah, you like wouldn't know. Ummm, somehow Mr. Logan like, lost his memories. Sometimes he will remember little pieces, but doesn't remember huge chunks." She then slid through the wall and was gone. Kurt gave me an encouraging smile. Bamf! He too was gone. Coughing, and waving away the smoke, I brushed out my long black hair, then slid into jeans and a shirt. I pulled on comfortable shoes and went to freshen up in the bat room.

Once I finished, I open the door to run into a hard wall. What the... when did the Brownies build a wall here?

"Are you okay Kendra?" Bracken's deep voice vibrated me from his large chest. I stepped back and nodded.

"Just nervous about meeting 'Dad'." He leaned down and said,

"I can help." He captured my lips in his and wrapped his arms around me in a sweet kiss. He had just started begging for entrance when a voice cleared its throat. Bracken pulled back and growled.

"What do you want, demon?" I pulled back to look at Gavin. He was wearing leather. Oh crap, how come he has to look so good?! Gavin looked like he was about to do something stupid. Well, stupider than usual. So I butted in.

"Guys, can I go meet my Dad please?" They grunted in mutual agreement, then followed me downstairs. I opened the door. And saw...Wow that's a lot of teens. A couple looked younger than me, but most were older. Then there was a big blue hairy guy with glasses and a lab coat. A tall blonde handsome man with HUGE white wings, an attractive black woman with white hair and blue eyes and a big scary looking man with a lot of battle scars and a GIGANTIC side burn problem, but somehow made it look good with his muscles. He had jet black hair and Seth's dark brown eyes. He wasn't very tall either. Well, I thought, looks like I found my Dad. And he is not ugly. He has the sort of 'rugged mountain' look. Then he spotted me,

"Y-You have her eyes. Hank, I remember. I remember everything! Oh kids, I missed you," and he gathered Seth and I into his beefy arms.

"Seth, Kendra, my babies. I found you." And tears began to flow. The X-Men all gasped and the swapping of the money began. The ones receiving looked awed.

"He really cried," They muttered.

Author's note: No I am not dead! I am sorry for not updating lot of things happened but awe well, I updated. Please continue to review. I lack self-confidence. (The editor thinks that is a total lie) So every review counts.

Editors Note: It is not the authors fault this didn't get updated. That's all on me. Sorry.