(A/N: YAY THIRD PART TO THE BRITAIN LOVE DRABBLES! XD Are you as happy as I am? Well you should be. This week's couple is….. Britain/Russia! This one puts a slight twist on being a virgin. One day Britain's like 'Lalalalala bein' a virgin~lalalalal~' and then he went like 'OMAHGAWD SEX ISH AMASHING!' Yeah my ideas are crazy but still. Oh well~ Keep chillin' mah peeps~)
It was late in the day when the meeting ended; everyone had just about left, well, except for Russia and Britain that ended up staying for a little while longer to discuss some trade routes. The sun was fully raised by then, but the curtains were pulled so no one could see inside and no light could enter. No light other than the light of the overhead light. Which was very dim.
"So you must be wanting to know what I have to trade. Well I can export vodka and condoms. That's about it." Russia smiled, a little bit too pleased with himself.
Britain looked up from his paperwork. "I do believe I have no use for condoms, thank you."
"What do you mean? Surely a pirate like you must've had the sex at one time."
"Well, no matter what I've said in the past about romance, and this is just between you and me," he paused, "I've never had sex before."
Russia then stood with an evil look in his eyes. "And now you know what I must do, don't you?"
Britain shook a little in his chair, watching in fear as the tall Russian towered over him. "W-What?" Then again, he really didn't want to know, but it seemed as though Russia was gonna force him to find out.
Russia smirked and threw Britain against the table, wrapping his arms around his waist and pressing his junk against Britain's. Britain stifled a small moan as he felt Russia rub himself against him, causing his lower half to harden.
"It's not in my nature to be friends with virgins, so if you do not want me to pound your face into dust, you'll allow me to take your virginity and kill it."
Britain gulped, feeling the Russian's hand down his pants. He panted eagarly as Russia had single-handedly removed both of their clothing and seemingly fucked him senseless. He now understood why America always bought Russian condoms.
(A/N: Please forgive me, this one isn't as long and for the last part I couldn't think very well but please review)