(A/N: This one isn't my fault, blame it on Welnakia for telling me to write Japan/Britain)
It was about three in the afternoon in good ol' London. Britain was walking home, slightly pissed because of the way the meeting turned out, how it ALWAYS turns out. America blabbing some nonsense about superhuman freakshows, France claiming to be the best at everything, though he's not, Russia threatening to pound everyone's faces, China yelling Chinese profanity that no one could understand, and Japan being silent as usual. And the occasional Canada asking for his turn quietly and no one listening to him. Come to think of it, Japan and Canada were the only two who weren't annoying as hell.
Britain slammed the door of the mansion he lived in and threw his stuff in a heap to the floor. He was in no mood to deal with anyone else that afternoon.
He walked down the hall to the bathroom and started stripping out of his clothes to take a bath. Steam filled the room quickly as he filled the round tub with hot water and climbed in and started to relax for a change. After a few minutes, however, he fell asleep.
~WALTZING INTO SOMEONE'S HOME UNINVITED TIME~
Japan walked through London feeling just about as confused as confused gets. He was looking for Britain, who had forgotten a few things at the conference hall, so he could return them.
"I wish Britain was more rike Japan." He said quietly to himself. "Where I can find everyone easiry."
Eventually he found the estate though, and knocked on the door a few times, waiting for an answer. "Herro?" He opened the door and peaked through the foyer. "Are you home?" He stepped inside and saw Britain's things carelessly dropped on the floor. "Oh my." He walked through the place in confusion and took note that Britain wasn't as clean-cut as he appeared.
He walked through the living area and then down the hall, opening every door on one side and going back up the other until he opened the one to the bathroom. Almost as quickly as he'd opened it, he'd slammed it shut and fell back against the wall, hitting his head. "Ow… my head…"
Britain ran out, fortunately with a towel over himself and helped his friend off the floor. "Are you alright?"
Japan nodded slowly. "I think so. It's just I shouldn't have warked in when you were bathing."
Britain smiled almost mockingly. "To be honest, I don't mind if you look."
And again, almost as fast as Britain had helped him up did the pirate have him pinned against the wall.
Japan started to get really nervous. The last time he'd been this close to Britain was when they had the rundown with France and China a few weeks ago.
*~Chu~*
"Get back here you serf-deruted bastard!" China ran after France through the halls with his wok and ladle, trying to catch the overly-confident frenchie.
"Vat I said about you is true! Vy can't you just accept zat?!" France yelled back and turned the corner, shoving Britain and Japan into the (amazingly enough) opened closet and slammed the door to create more room for him to run through.
Britain reached for the door knob, but Japan swatted his hand away. "Wait for China to go by first."
And, oddly enough, Japan and Britain were basically on top of each other in there all due to France. And, on top of that, after China ran by, they found out the door was locked, so they waited a few hours before America came through and opened it.
*~Chu~*
Japan didn't know what to do. Unfortunately it didn't look like he was going anywhere anytime fast. Britain had pushed himself closer to Japan and Japan closer to the wall. "Britain I'm a virgin."
Britain gave him an almost pleading look. "Your point?"
Japan blushed. "I don't know how to have sex."
Britain smiled almost evilly and whispered, "Then I'll teach you."
(A/N: Sorry it's so short but I only get so much time in a lunch hour to type~ Please review!)