He is the tough, rough, Duffman
Hero who will sell you cheap booze
(Oooooh, oh, oh… Oh Yeah!)
Saving drunk dudes!
This guy's the buff, scruff, Duffman
His pelvic thrusting astounds you
Fight crime! Serve brew!
When other beers leave gut lurching
Drinking his beer's the best tasting
(Oh Yeah!)
Duffman will free you from blues
Party until the last case's through
Yeah, You may spew
Or wind up screwed
When Moe's reeks like gym shoes
Duffman rescues
Oh!