Hi! Welcome to chapter 5 of Ed has no gravy! LAST CHAPTER SUMMARY: Ed and Jimmy went to Kevin's House to destroy something of his and when they were done Jimmy told Ed that it was the wrong person that they blamed. But as we know it Jimmy is evil and is trying to make Ed the bad guy by making him do evil things that he doesn't know that is evil. So Jimmy told Ed that Johnny and Plank took his gravy. So right now they are going to Johnny and Plank to destroy something of theirs and make Jimmy blame it on Ed by leaving a note that says that Ed did this. So get ready for another chapter of Ed has no more gravy! Yes, im am tired of Typing Ed and Gravy also Jimmy lol. Also before you read this chapter read this little Haiku I typed down.
"The dark sky in June.
Blazing fireworks in the sky.
The sky is fun now." – By powerfuljunior.
Ok on to the story!
Chapter 5 – The wood gets broken.
Ed and Jimmy were making their way to Johnny and Plank. And so Jimmy was telling a plan to Ed.
Jimmy – ok so Ed what should we do to Johnny and Plank?
Ed – WE SHOULD RIP THEM APART LIKE BACON GRAVY!
Jimmy – no we can't do that but you gave me a idea we could destroy both of Johnny and Plank's things in just one item.
Ed – and what item is that?
Jimmy – we could tear Plank apart and Johnny would go crazy if he lost his best friend. Which to say is imaginary.
Ed – Tear Plank? But that is like the most goodest thing to johnny.
Jimmy – yeah it is but he stole your GRAVY! Also its best not most good Ed.
Ed – yeah he did steal my gravy… OK LET'S TEAR PLANK APART!
Jimmy – quiet Stupid! He might be near.
Ed – ok.
So then when they both were going to the park they found Plank and Johnny building a sand castle in the sandbox.
Johnny – Oh hey Ed and Jimmy! Why are you guys doing here?
Ed – We are here to destroy Plank! Er I mean to come play with you!
Jimmy – yeah….
Johnny – ok! Come build sand castles with me and plank!
Plank – (says nothing)
So then Ed and Jimmy played with Johnny and plank for a while then Johnny was going somewhere.
Johnny – guys since I know you and you are my friends can you watch after plank? Thank you. I need to go to the store and get more food.
Ed and Jimmy – ok!
Johnny – ok bye for a while guys! (leaves to store)
Jimmy – ok coast is clear!
Ed – be careful Plank does stuff that nobody never knows.
Jimmy – Ed! He's just a worthless piece of wood! How can he even do anything if he is fake?
Ed – well its on you if you get bad luck.
Jimmy – well ok. Let's tear him apart!
Ed – YEAH!
So then Ed grabbed a chainsaw mysteriously found on the sand (0_0) and then he started it up and then put it close to plank.
Ed – ready plank :D
Jimmy – JUST DO IT ALREADY BEFORE JOHNNY COMES BACK!
Ed – ok goodbye plank your life is like a lightbulb. (Cuts plank in half)
Plank – (says nothing!)
Jimmy – ok Ed go far away from me so I can write and leave this note by dead plank.
Ed – ugh this again like at Kevin's house!
Jimmy – Just go!
Ed – ok…
Jimmy – ok since he can't hear me im going to write another letter saying that Ed Tore up plank Muahahahh!
Then Jimmy wrote the note that said "Johnny you are crazy and Plank is not real I do not feel sad one bit also you are Dumb." Sincerely, Ed. Then Jimmy put the note by Dead tore up plank and left the park to Ed.
Jimmy – ok Ed we are done with Johnny!
Ed – that's what he diserves
Jimmy – oops! Johnny was not the one who stole your gravy Ed!
Ed – BUT YOU SAID IT WAS!
Jimmy – when did I say that?
Ed – well I don't know but WE TORE UP PLANK!
Jimmy – no we didn't remember? (shows Ed a picture of plank taken today)
Ed – oh he's still alive well then who took my Gravy then?
Jimmy – who didn't you ask for their handwriting?
Ed – Nazz
Jimmy – well it's not her. ITS SARAH!
Ed – I wouldn't hurt my little sister!
Jimmy – but Ed she stole your gravy. Gravy. The Gravy that you eat. The Gravy that you bathe in. the Gravy that you sleep in!
Ed – but she's my sister….
Jimmy – LETS JUST GO (forces Ed to go with him)
Ed – ok (frowns)
Ok that's the new chapter for Ed has no more Gravy! Wow this is my first story and like the title helped me to make the story XD. But now it has gotten out of hand :3. So what will happen in the next chapter with Sarah Jimmy and Ed? Also sorry for plank fans and lovers out there that I killed plank D: with a chainsaw that Ed found (Blame it on Ed!) see you on the next chapter!
Ed – I'm so sorry plank (sad expression on face)
Jimmy – I'm sooo evil and Ed is too stupid to notice.
Johnny – wow I hope Ed and Jimmy is taking care of Plank I'm still at the store!