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This chapter is dedicated to Redolent for reminding me of one of my most frequent grammar mistakes... -_-; Plus for putting the image of Rin and Len's babies in my twisted mind :D
DISCLAIMER: I don't even own one of those adorable Nendoroid thingies D: WHICH ARE SOOO CUTE BY THE WAY~
Ahem. On with the chapter~
A green pencil hit me on the side of my head. Deja vu much? I growled as I looked in the direction I had been hit from and found myself looking at Gumi. She gestured to the piece of paper wrapped around the pencil before turning her attention back to Hiyama Sensei.
Don't think I can't see ya keep glancing at Rinny over there~
My cheeks flared bright red as I whipped around and gave Gumi a fierce glare. She smirked and wiggled her eyebrows in a suggestive fashion. Growling as I did so, I quickly wrote a reply and chucked the pencil back in her direction, making sure to aim for her face. She was expecting it, and pulled her big red goggles over her eyes to deflect the hit. She winked at me before pulling her goggles back to the top of her head and reading the note.
Am not!
Gumi grinned and gave me a sarcastic "yeah, right" look before scribbling another message and throwing it at me.
Pft, "Am Not" my ass. We can all see you staring at RinKins like a teenage pedobear over there. YOU CAN'T HIDE THE TRUTH, DEAREST LENNERS.
I swear, my face is as red as a tomato right now. I quickly wrote a reply and tossed it back to Gumi.
Die. Now.
PS: how could I be a pedobear if Rin and I were born in the same year, not to mention the same DAY!?
As soon as Gumi opened my message, a peice of paper hit me from the opposite side of my head and fell on to my desk. I glanced in Rin's direction to find her looking right back with an eyebrow raised. I unfolded the note to read:
You sick or something? You look like Elmo's long lost twin.
P.S.: Whatcha talkin' to Gumi about?
My face felt like it was on fire as I flicked my reply back in her direction. I watched as she opened the note to read.
It's just really hot in here, that's all!
P.S.: And if you ever hear Gumi says something about "Len" "watches" "Rin" "like" "pedobear", just ignore it, okay?
Her eyebrows rose suspiciously, probably at the pedobear part. At the same moment, Rin and Gumi both flicked their replies at me. I read Rin's message first:
Len. It's the middle of October.
P.S.: Um.
Then Gumi:
You stare at Rin like a pedobear, Len.
Your argument is invalid.
FML.
"I swear, Hiyama Sensei has it set in that stupid little head of his that his students have NO personal lives whatsoever..." Rin grumbled as she kneed her book bag in frustration.
School was over now, and Rin and I were on our way to my house to work on homework. I listened as Rin complained about various things. I kicked a pebble back in forth, losing it after the fourth pass to myself. I sighed, I suck at soccer, I thought.
"...Not to mention that we haven't had a soccer practice in weeks, since coach Lily keeps canceling them because she's so dang lazy!" Rin went on, tugging her white bow with a frustrated expression on her face.
"Mmhmmm," I agreed half-heartedly, slightly zoning out.
"I mean, we have our final tournament up in Soka in two weeks! We're good, but not that good."
"Yeah."
"And did I mention that ramen is delicious? Unicorns totally exist."
"...Yeah..."
"Did I mention that Len is a complete and utter SHOTA?"
"Totally- WAIT, WHAT?!" I stopped dead in my tracks and shouted, my face becoming a bright red color.
Rin was laughing hysterically, holding her stomach and bending over. She seemed to calm herself down, but took one look at my red face and started giggling all over again.
"Riiiiin, stop laughing..." I whined, hitting her arm playfully.
She smirked at me and said, "Well, serves ya right for not paying attention to me~"
A smirk began to spread across my face as a devious plan formed in my head. While she was busy laughing her little butt off, I snuck up behind her and suddenly tickling her. "I give something real to laugh at, little girl!" I laughed.
"L-L-Len! S-StOP! P-PleAse!" she squealed between fits of laughter.
"Not until you say I'm not a shota!" I demanded, tickling her even more.
"I'm not a shota!" she shouted triumphantly.
Stupid loopholes.
"I wanted you to yell 'Len is not a shota,' dummy." I sighed, not stopping my actions.
"NEVERRRRR!"
"Stupid homework." I groaned, crumbling yet another piece of scratch paper and tossing it at Rin's head.
The paper ball hit her straight in the forehead, causing her to look up from her algebra homework and send me a glare that could send sumo wrestlers crying to their mommies. She kicked the leg of my chair, causing it to fall backward and send me sprawling. "You're stupid," she growled, her usual sweet sounding voice turning into one that could have belonged to Lucifer himself.
Ah yes, Rin+Homework=Violent!Rin.
I groaned as I got up and set the chair up again. I sent a glare in Rin's direction as I sat back in my seat again. I focused on the assignment once again, writing down a few answers now and then. This lasted for a few minutes until I started to hear Rin grumble from across the table.
"Flipping Hiyama Sensei, flipping algebra, flipping numbers, flipping dyslexia!" she growled under her breath, erasing her answers once again.
My gaze softened as I started, "Do you need any help? I could try to-"
"I mean, who's bright idea was it to bring LETTERS INTO MATH?!" she continued, gripping her pencil so firmly it was beginning to literally bend.
"Um, Rin-"
"ERG. I'M SO MAD I COULD KILL SOMEONE!" she shouted, her pencil snapping in half.
I sweatdropped as I leaned over the table to place my hands on her shaking shoulders. She looked up at me with sad and frustrated blue eyes. "Let's do something else for a while, yeah?" I smiled gently, and she seemed to calm down.
Her eyes seemed to brighten as an idea popped into her head. She removed my hands from her shoulders as she stood up from her seat and padded toward the living room excitedly. She abruptly plopped down and sat cross legged. Rin looked at me expectantly as she gestured for me to sit down across from her.
I raised an eyebrow as I did so, gazing at her with much interest. "Let's start the plan to win Mikuo's heart~" she said, noticing my confusion.
Yosh, my heart should be taken to the hospital considering the stunts it's been through today.
"'Kay," I choked out, "but can we think of a different name? That one sucks."
"Okay," she said, tapping her chin thoughtfully.
She smiled as she snapped her fingers and looked at me. "The... 'Rin Hatsune Plan!'"
Why does the sound of that disgust me so much?
I know right? Rin Kagamine sounds way better.
S-Shut up! I don't feel that way about Ri-
Kagamine Rin, Mr. and Mrs. Kagamine, Mrs. Rin Kagamine~
STOP!
Dude. You know you love the sound of it. Just accept the truth that you are absolutely head over heels for Ri-
"Er, Len. Your face is really red again," Rin said.
"W-What? N-No it's not!" I denied, turning my burning face away from her view.
Kagamine Rin, Kagamine Rin, Kagamine Rin.
"Teehee~ You look so cute Len~" Rin giggled.
"I-I'm not cute! I'm a guy! Guys aren't cute!"
"Exactly."
Processing...
Processing...
Processing...
"RIIIIN! I AM NOT A GIRL!" I shouted, my face feeling like it could explode.
"Whatever helps you sleep at night, girlfriend," Rin teased, winking.
"Rin, I swear-"
"Anyway, back to the plan. What is the first step, Mr. Matchmaker?" she grinned.
I finally seemed to lose the red in my cheeks as I answered, "Well, I like to call the first step 'The Attention Grabber.'"
Rin cocked her head to the side curiously. "What does that mean? I mean, what am I to do?"
"Well, the first thing we need to do, is if he pays certain attention to you," I explained.
"Ohhh..." Rin said, nodding her head in understanding, "So what do I do to know this?"
I stroked my imaginary beard, thinking. "I suggest you do something to change your usual appearance, like not wear your bow tomorrow or something," I suggested.
She scowled at me before gesturing to her bow and replying, "No way. This thing stays."
I sighed in frustration, before thinking of something else for her to do. An idea formed in my head before I tugged out my ponytail holder and put it on my wrist. I moved closer to Rin as I muttered, "C'mere. I think I've got an idea."
"Ow! Len, it hurts!"
"Stop moving! The more you struggle the more it hurts!"
"Well you could try to be slightly more gentle!"
"STOP STRUGGLING, DAMMIT!"
"STOP GOING SO HARD THEN!"
"IT'S NOT MY FAULT YOUR HAIR IS SO DANG SHORT!" I shouted back angrily. (A/N: Not what you thought, was it? D)
Rin growled and elbowed me in the stomach before trying to keep her head in place. I grumbled a thanks as I threaded my fingers into her soft blonde hair once again.
Rin was currently sitting in my lap as I tried (and failed) to do her hair for her. I figured that if she went to school with her hair different tomorrow, if Mikuo said something about it, we could see if he did pay attention or not. I was trying to pull her hair into a french braid, but with her short locks, it was easier said than done.
"Ne, Len. How do you know how to do a french braid better than I do? I'm supposed to be the girl here."
"Yeah, supposed to~" I teased.
Rin's elbow connected with my stomach again. I inwardly groaned, my stomach is going to be black and blue by the time we're done...
"A-Anyway, I've been living with IA for more than 16 and a half years, so, you pick up a thing or two..." I mumbled.
"Mm... Oh, that feels much better..." she moaned.
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.
NOT YOU AGAIN...
You know you love me.
"Can I turn on the TV or something?" Rin asked quietly.
"Yeah, sure," I mumbled focusing on her hair more than anything.
She reached over and grabbed the remote before flicking on the TV and surfing channels. She stopped on a rerun of 'Toradora', her favorite anime. (A/N: I know it's over but... I couldn't resist XD I love Toradora!) She giggled softly when she saw Taiga kick Ryuuji hard in the butt before walking off like nothing ever happened.
Meanwhile I finally started to get the hang of working with Rin's silky hair. IA was right, her hair is really soft. I could thread my fingers through it all day, it was honestly addicting. Not to mention it smelled really good, like her favorite fruit, oranges. It was almost intoxicating, and felt myself just wanting to stay in this position forever.
W-What am I thinking? Moreover, what has my mind been smoking...?
I shook my head as I finally finished the braid. I tied it with my ponytail holder and then took Rin's bow. I tied that around it as well, covering the ponytail holder. Now, I don't have to argue with Rin about the absence of her bow.
I was about to tell Rin to get up and show me the finished project but closed my mouth when I felt a sudden weight on my chest. Rin's breaths were soft and quiet and I think I could hear her softly snoring. I could feel my heartbeat become noticeably quick when I came to a realization: Rin was asleep. IN MY LAP.
HOLY SHIZ.
My face flared a bright red. Okay, I have two options:
I can wake Rin up. Consequence: Death
I can try to get her off my lap. Consequence: Death (Rin is a light sleeper. She would wake up)
I can let her stay there. Consequence: Eternal embarrassment and harassment from the asshole conscience of mine.
Since embarrassment and harassment sounded only a little bit better than death, I decide to let her stay there. I sighed before gently taking the remote from her opened hands and turning off the TV. I set the remote to the side and slowly leaned against the couch, as any sudden or abrupt movement could wake her up. I slowly wrapped my arms gently around her small waist and kissed her hair softly. "G'night Princess..." I mumbled.
You are aware that I will hold this over you forever, right?
Shut up...
I inhaled Rin's citrus scent once more before falling into a deep sleep.
Normal POV
"IA, why do your debates always go so late at night?" SeeU sighed as she slid the key into the front door lock.
IA only shrugged her shoulders half heartedly as she tucked a stray strand of light pink hair behind her ear. "I dunno..." she muttered as she and her mother walked into their home.
IA had only taken off her shoes before SeeU let out a squeal and started doing some little happy dance that looked somewhat like the funky chicken. The pink haired girl sighed as she walked over to see what was causing her mother to turn into a 37 year old fangirl, messing with one of her tiny braids while doing so. That braid fell from her hand though, when she locked her blue eyes onto the cutest sight she had ever seen.
Rin was sleeping in Len's lap, her face content and free of worry. Len's arms were wrapped around her waist, his head resting on top of hers, his face happy and relaxed as well.
Let me tell you, it will take many tissues to clean up SeeU Kagamine's epic nosebleed.
IA giggled as she took out her phone and snapped several pictures of the two sleeping blondes. SeeU whispered to her daughter, telling her to make sure to send copies to her as well. The mother then smiled as she made her way over to the two, setting a blanket (that had a big picture of Pikachu on it, mind you) on top of them. She kissed both of their foreheads gingerly before letting out one more quiet squeal and texting Rin's father, telling him that Rin was sleeping over. She and her daughter then both went upstairs to go sleep after a long day of work and school.
FANSERVICE, FANSERVICE EVERYWHERE. LOL. About the Rin and Len sleeping thing... I just NEEDED some Len/Rin action OKAY?! Don't judge me mannnnn.
ANYWAY. How was this chapter, my pretties? Next chapter is definitely going to have some drama (and fluff, mind you :D).
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