WHY HELLO THERE MY CHILDREN. Yeah, uh, don't hit me for the late update. Teachers are jerkfaces, so is the weather and blah blah blah. That's beside the point. I HAVE A NEW CHAPTER NOW. I must admit, it was pretty fun writing this one. I love Gumi and her randomness XD.

REVIEW REPLIESSSS:
NekuSakuraba101: YAY! I'm so happy I made you laugh~! That's always my goal~! Awww, thank you! It means a lot! Thanks for your review!

Konjiki No Yami: Kagabooty- Noun: A term referring to Kagamine Len's buttocks.

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LOL! /shot down by Len/ thanks for your review!

Mugi-pyon: OMG LET ME START OUT BY SAYING THAT I LOVE THAT YOU TALK IN THE THIRD PERSON. THAT'S FRICKIN' ADORABLE. FUA. YAY! I love Gumi too, she's just too awesome! I've always pictured her as a hyperactive fangirl for some reason... I LOVE GUMI AND GUMIYA SO MUCHHHH. They're just too cute together! I also love IA, and OMG YOU JUST GAVE ME A BRILLIANT IDEAAAAAAAA~! Fangirl Mothers FTW. Thanks for your review!

ZameZelder: ERG. I WANT A CAT SOOO MUCH. Too bad Mommy's allergic :'( I wanna hug Orange too. *sees rodarolla* CRAPPPPPPP! H-HERE'S THAT UPDATE, EHEHEHE... LOL, Thanks for your review!

Jessi-chan9867: Hehehe, enjoying that Nurse!Len, yeah? Hehe, I would too... LEN. DON'T USE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE AGAINST A REVIEWER! GO TO YOUR ROOM, MISTER!

Len: *slowly backs off before sprinting in the other direction*

*sighs* Now, what am I going to do with that guy...

Miku's secret will come out this chapter... MiMi, Y U NO LIKE NICKNAMES. Exactly. Al is just like mine, too... Erg. Oh Tei, how you scare me... You little freak, you~ Poor Rinneh... I'm such a jerk... OH WELLLLLLL. AT LEAST SHE'S GOT LENNERS. Thanks for your review!

MizuneMinamiki: OMG YOU WERE READING IT IN CLASS! L.O.L. Did you get in trouble? I'm sorry if ya did D:. Gotta love Tei. Always there for comic relief XD Aww, thanks! I think it's pretty obvious now that I love fluff~

Gawd, I love the Kagene twins! Rei is so scary and protective, LOL. (It's so hawt!)

Oh. My. God.

Mizune. You're a genius. I totally shouted "KYAAAA" when I read that, and it was awkward because I was sitting at my lunch table with my friends when that happened XD LOL. Gumi's a little perv too! Gotta love her! Poor Rinneh... Why am I always such a jerk to her in my stories...? Oh right, for the fluff, DUHHHH! Rin's soooo lucky to have someone like Len in her life (and vice versa). As much as I love Player!Len and Tsundere!Rin stories, I will always love Gentlemen!Len the best~ :D Awh, thanks, I'm all good now. Just scared me a bit, LOL! Thanks so much for your sweet review!

megaotaku: YESSSS. YOU NOTICED! Thank you, I tried to make the beginning as light-hearted as possible ^_^ AND YESSSS. I TOTALLY REFUSE TO HAVE EITHER RIN OR LEN WITH ANYONE ELSE THAN EACH OTHER. I'm so obsessive, yosh... -_-; SUGGESTIVE POSES FTW. Always. LOL. Here's the update, sorry it's kinda late! Thanks for your review~!

Vector Zero: Ugh, tell me about it. Having an Akuma in your head SUCKS. But when Len has one it's hilarious XDHere's the pikachu blanket! I had extras x3 Watch yourself Mikuo... Hehehe. Hehe, moar Nurse!Lens for me then... Teehee~PANDAS ARE WONDERFUL. RANDOMNESS WIN. Thanks for your review!

Shadowthorn2013: Awh, you think so? I try~! YES. BEST. CAKE. RECIPE. EVARRRR. I love you two also! Both your and Mizune's stories are AWESOME! I'm sooo happy to have so many reviews! I didn't expect so many so far! LOL Len, it's okay, you're in good hands~ Kekekeke~ THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR THE FAVORITE! IT MEANS SOO MUCH! Thanks for your review!

Kimki McKell: Glad you like it :D Sorry it won't last that long though... I might disappoint you this chapter though... -_-; Thanks for your review!

w: Len carrying Rin bridal style... It's like a sign from the future, right~? Hint Hint heheh~ Pffft, "ACCIDENT." WHATEVA, LEN. At least Lenners isn't one of those violent tsunderes... Though I love those as well... Poor Rin-chan. I love her so much, yet I still torture her... WHAT'S WRONG WITH MEEEE?! Gotta love AkuMa Lenners~ I totally love that series too. Here's the update! Thanks for the review!

I LUV UR HUMOR: *runs* HERE'S THE UPDATE, SORRY IT WAS A LITTLE LAAAATEEEEE D:. Thanks for your review!

Normal POV:

Gumi sprang up from her spot on her green carpet at the sound of the doorbell ringing. She laughed evilly as she ate up the rest of her baby carrot, and yanked open the door, revealing Gumiya, Gakupo, Kaito, Meiko, Miki, and Piko. She grinned and said, "Everybody in, get your fine little booties in here~!"

They did as told, knowing all too well that Gumi had her ways of dragging them in if they refused. They all sat in a circle in the middle of Gumi's living room, and looking at the green haired girl expectantly. She looked them over quickly, and noticed that three spaces of friends were missing. Gumi put her hands on her hips and frowned. "Where's Miku and Mikuo? Moreover, where's Luka-face?" she inquired.

"Miku and Mikuo both said they had things to attend to. As for Luka..." Gumiya drifted off.

Gumi huffed, but waved it off, saying, "Miku and Mikuo are fine... I need to discuss their matter later, anyway, and it wouldn't be appropriate if they were here anyway... But my dearest Luka-chan needs to be here."

Gumi's eyes drifted toward Gakupo, who had started fidgeting like he always did when he was nervous about something. Gumi smirked as she bent down and grabbed Gakupo from the front of his shirt. Gumiya clenched his fists when he saw Gumi get close to the purple haired idiot's face. "Gakupo, hun, where is she?" Gumi asked in a sweet voice, though it dripped with venom.

"O-Outta town..." Gakupo lied, his palms becoming sweaty.

"HAHA! That's hilarious, now where is she, really?!" Gumi asked, smiling like a maniac.

Kaito leaned over to Meiko's ear and whispered, "Here she comes. It's dark Gumi."

Meiko nodded gravely and slightly pitied Gakupo.

After several minutes of harassment, Gakupo finally cracked like an egg. "S-She's at home! She says she has loads of homework and she knows you'll stop at nothing to get her to come! That's why she lied!"

If looks could kill, Gakupo would be a pile of ashes under Gumi's feet right now.

Then, her scary face turned into that of a peppy one as she let go of Gakupo and let him fall on his back. "Thank you~! I'll be right back, if you wait for just one second~" she said in a falsely sweet tone.

Gumi then stomped out of the house, wearing only her green boxer shorts and a black tank top, and head in the direction of the Megurine house. Everyone sweatdropped and looked after her as she went, until they heard Gakupo let out a final groan before fainting.

"EEE! HE'S NOT BREATHING!"


Luka smiled as she finished the final problem on her algebra homework. "Done!" she whispered to herself as she neatly slipped her paper back into her homework folder.

"Luka, honey, are you done with your homework?" Luka's mother, Mizki, called from the kitchen.

"Yup!" Luka called back from her bedroom.

"That's my little class President!" Luka's father, Yuuma, hollered proudly from his study.

Luka grinned as she shoved away her schoolwork and flopped onto her bed. She turned her head in the direction of her phone at the feeling of it's vibration. She sighed and picked it up, sliding her finger across the screen to unlock the message. She pinched her nose in annoyance when she saw the message was from Gakupo, but read it nonetheless.

From: That Purple Haired Idiot

To: Luka the Great

I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I'm sorry.

Luka raised a pink eyebrow at this, and chose to ignore it. Though, as soon as she was about to set her phone back on her bed, her phone vibrated with another message.

From: Gumi the Psycho

To: Luka the Great

LOL, YOU BETTER RUN, BITCH.

"What the-"

BAM!

"Ah, Gumi, what are you doing here? Would you like some tuna-"

"Excuse me, Mrs. Megurine, but where exactly is your daughter?"

"E-Eh? S-She's just upstairs, in her room-"

"Thank you. I'll be on my way soon."

SHIT.

Luka panicked, running around her room in a frenzy, looking for a spot to hide from the green haired demon that is her best friend. She settled for her walk-in-closet, and she buried herself in a heap of clothes.

WHAM!

OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT.

Luka cowered under the heap of clothing as she heard Gumi stomp around her room, looking for the pinkette. She cringed when she heard Gumi stop in front of the door to her closet. "Luka darling... Why are you hiding from me...?"

Faster than the speed of light (okay, maybe not that fast, but that's how Luka felt), the closet door slammed open and the clothes were thrown off Luka. Gumi had the crazy eyes again, and Luka cowered in fear under the green haired maniac.

"LUKAAAAAAAA~!"

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"


"Got any fives?" Miki asked, looking at her cards with disinterest.

"Aw, man," Piko grumbled, passing Miki his card.

"I'M BAAAACK!" Gumi squealed, slamming her front door open, with a frustrated Luka over her shoulder like a sack of potatoes.

Gumi carried the poor girl over to the circle and plopped her right down next to Gakupo. Luka sighed tiredly and willingly lay her head on Gakupo's shoulder, making him turn into a breathing tomato. Miki gave her cards back to Piko, who shuffled them together and shoved them back into his pocket. Kaito and Meiko returned from the kitchen from their long argument over Kaito's dairy issues. Gumiya put his PS3 away and stared at Gumi with interest.

Gumi dropped down next to Gumiya, and clapped her hands together. "Okay~! Time to get down to business! We have a very important topic to talk about!"

"Global Warming?" Meiko asked.

"World Peace?" Miki asked.

"World Hunger?" Kaito inquired, shoving his mouth full with another spoonful of ice cream.

"Nope! Geez, you guys are all lame!" Gumi exclaimed.

"Then what is it?!" Piko asked impatiently.

"RIN X LEN, DUHHHHH!" Gumi shouted, looking at everyone as if it were obvious.

Everyone in the room sweatdropped, staring at the girl. Meiko finally sighed and said, "Well, it's about time those two lovebirds got together."

Miki and Piko nodded in agreement. "It's obvious that they like each other. They're just too dumb to realize it. Especially Len," Miki sighed.

"Exactly. This is why we're going to form a club. To help those two idiots realize they love each other," Gumi declared.

"What's it going to be called?" an exhausted looking Luka asked.

"Team Rin X Len, of course!" Gumi exclaimed.

Gakupo furrowed his brows at this, and said, "I think there's something better."

Meiko nodded and tapped her chin cutely for someone tough like her, making Kaito blush. She snapped her fingers and grinned. "Mr. and Mrs. Kagamine!"

"Good, but we can do better!" Piko murmured.

Luka looked up and said, without hesitation, "Team Onana."

"...Onana?" Miki asked, confused.

"Onana. Orange and Banana. Rin and Len. Catch my drift?" Luka explained.

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"... Genius. Pure. Genius." Gumiya murmured.

"I LOVE IT! IT'S DECIDED, TEAM ONANA IS A GO! WHO'S IN?!" Gumi squealed.

"Me." Luka mumbled.

"Me!" Gakupo grinned.

"Me!" Miki and Piko said at the same time.

"Why not?" Meiko smirked.

"Megh!" Kaito exclaimed with his mouth full of ice cream.

"I am." Gumiya said, giving Gumi a smile.

"Yes! Now, I'm going to need Luka to order the school to have a dance for Halloween." Gumi said, rubbing her hands together.

"I'm a President... not a dictator..." Luka sighed, but agreed nonetheless.


"Thanks, Mom," Miku called as she climbed the stairs to her room, mug of green tea in hand.

She heard her mother grunt in response, returning to her duties of making dinner. Miku strolled into her room and set her tea on her big white desk that was cluttered with song sheets. She plunked down in her swivel chair and picked up her pencil, ready to finish her newest song, "World is Mine."

Her phone blared the song, "Romeo and Cinderella"-that she had written herself, mind you- over on her bed covers. She sighed as she dropped her pencil onto her white colored desk and stomped over to her phone. She clicked on the answer button without looking at the caller ID and greeted, "Who are you and what do you want?"

Miku's heartbeat increased quickly as the voice on the other end chuckled. "Now, Miku, is that any way to speak to your biggest admirer?" he teased.

"M-Mikuo," Miku stammered, her face growing warmer by the second.

"Open the window up for me, yeah?" Mikuo chuckled at the sound of her being flustered.

Miku quickly hung up the phone and ran to her window, unlocking it and sliding it open. She stared straight across, finding herself looking at Mikuo's window next door. She rested her head on her palms as she watched the tealette slide open his window as well and reaching onto his desk to grab a paper plane. He grinned lopsidedly at her before sending the paper plane flying to her. Miku carefully caught the piece of paper, sitting back down at her desk and unfolded it. The paper read in Mikuo's messy handwriting,

Avoiding me again today, sweetheart? ;)

Miku flushed slightly and blew a strand of hair from her bangs out of her face as she scrawled a reply on the opposite side of the paper. She sent it flying back to Mikuo, who quickly grabbed it and hastily unfolded it.

Of course.

Mikuo clutched his heart and feigned a hurt look. Miku smiled and poked her tongue out at him before going to her chair and swiping off her big, fluffy gray sweatshirt. She had just pulled it over her head when a paper plane crash landed on her hardwood floor. She picked it up, unfolded it and read it.

So, got an answer to my question yet?

Miku blushed bright red, whipping her head in Mikuo's direction and glaring fiercely. She angrily wrote her reply, flinging the paper plane in Mikuo's direction, aiming right for his smug little face. He caught it perfectly of course, being the perfectionist he was.

I said I'd think about it... Learn some patience, geez. You just asked me yesterday...

Mikuo's face actually flashed a look of hurt, but it disappeared just as quickly as it had appeared. He hid his emotions with another smirk, replying and sending the paper back in the direction of his twin tailed beauty.

Yes, Miku, but I have been implying it for the past 2 years. I should get points for that, sweetheart.

Miku ran her fingers through her bangs, deep in thought. She picked up a piece of paper lying on her desk with the name "Promise" written on the the top. She traced her finger over one particular line.

"I make an oath in my heart to protect you, forever..."

"We won't ever let any stupid boy come between us, right Miku?"

"Right! I promise!"

Miku rubbed her temples and took a large gulp of her now room-temperature tea. She wrote a reply on the paper plane and sent it to Mikuo, taking a deep breath of the night air as she did so. The sun was finally setting, and the sky had taken on a deep red color.

... I'm aware of your feelings, Mikuo, and I'm sure you're already very aware of mine. You know that I love you, but I just... Can't go out with you in this point in time.

Behind his cool and confided facade, Mikuo's heart sank to his feet, feeling cold and heavy. He stared from the note to Miku, who looked at him in longing. She mouthed the word "Sorry." He wrote a question down and sent the plane her way. She gingerly opened it and read it.

Can you at least... tell me why? Is it because you're embarrassed of me? Are you just saying you love me so you don't hurt my feelings?

Miku's eyes widened, whipping her head up to look at Mikuo. His teal bangs covered his eyes, but he held an expression of sincere pain. She shook her head repeatedly, trying to make him know it wasn't true. She threw the paper plane back to him after quickly scribbling a reply.

No! It's nothing like that! I just... have people I need to stay loyal to. Keep my promises. Keep my friendships.

Mikuo looked at her with saddened eyes, putting on a dry smile. He then said, "Well, sounds like a shitty friendship then."

Miku gaped at him as he slammed his windows shut, whisking his curtains shut as well. Miku felt her heart drop as she clenched his paper plane in her trembling hands. A single tear rolled down her cheek, followed by many others.

Later, as she lay on her bed, staring at the ceiling fan, she thought numbly how stupid she was for crying over a boy.

I want to protect you, but to what extent?

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...well, I'm an ass. Poor Miku T.T I know exactly what she's going through, since a similar thing happened to me ;_; But that's okay, we're all good now :D

So, our first plot twist~! Rin loves Mikuo, Mikuo loves Miku, and Miku loves Mikuo as well. Yosh. Things are going to get complicated, aren't they?

I originally thought the ending of this chapter was going to be cute and fluffy. But then that happened. I think I like this ending better, though... I'm such a jerk to my characters. Sorry for this crappy chapter T.T

Mikuo: Got that right!

Me: Shhhhh! *pushes him out of view*

SO, if you haven't noticed yet, here are the main ships for this story: Len/Rin (obviously), Miku/Mikuo, Gumi/Gumiya, Luka/Gakupo, Kaito/Meiko, and Piko/Miki. Tell me what you think in a review, yeah?

FOR NEXT CHAPTER: Len will be taking care of Rin while she's sick~ Will most likely include randomness, swearing, and FLUFF. Woohoo!

Please, please, PLEASE review or I'll send Demon!Gumi after you. After seeing what happened to Luka... I doubt you want that.

Byeeee!