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Nathaliea: thinking to others
Others: Thinking to Nathaliea or Hearing others thought's
Chapter 3: Truth of Dare and Emmet stealing
Rosalie looked at Emmett. "You're really only five years old inside aren't you?" Rosalie chastised. Emmett pouted "You don't like my idea, babe." "Oh I didn't mean to make you sad." Then Rosalie and Emmett started to make out on the couch. EW, do we really have to see this every day. It's disgusting. Good thing I'm upstairs. "Emmett! Rosalie! Stop that! And Edward comes downstairs to start the game." After I said that, Edward was right next to me. "Here I am." Rolling my eyes, I asked how we were going to pick who goes first. "How about we spin a bottle to see who goes first." Jasper suggested. "That's a good idea, jazzy-pants." Alice said. "Yes but we don't have a bottle. Vampire, remember we don't drink things" Rosalie said. "I'll go get one "Emmett said. "Okay" we all said. He sped out of the room before we finished saying okay. I'm kind of worried that Emmett might do something stupid. I know he's just supposed to get a bottle but, Emmett has the mind of a five year old. He also doesn't have the greatest concentration.
"I'm back!" Emmett came through the back door. "Why so short, I thought you were going to the store." Rosalie asked. I wonder that too. So I looked into Emmet's mind. 'HEY ROSIE, YOUR SO FINE, YOUR SO FINE, YOU BLOW MY MIND HEY ROSIE, HEY ROSIE!I flinched from how loud he sang and the images going through his mind. Stay out of my head, mind twins! I Looked to Edward. He looked like he was going to throw up. I'm so sorry for you Edward. I'm sorry for you too. "Well, see I was going to go to the store but then I thought 'why go all the way to the store, when I can just sneak into someone's house and get a already used one' it saves time and money." He concluded. This is what I meant when I said he has the mind of a five year old. He's a huge IDIOT! "Emmett… you know that what you did is breaking and entering, and stealing right." Edward said. Everyone was either upset with him or laughing at him. I for one was laughing. "Well… um… no." Emmett said. Before this got out of hand, I spoke up. "Let's just forget it and play the game." We sat down on the floor in a circle, and Emmett spun the bottle. "Alice you go first, Truth or dare?" Alice considered this. If I pick dare, he'll do something to my clothes, if I pick truth, he'll make me say something embarrassing. "Dare. Hit me with your best shot." I tapped into Emmet's mind. Emmett, don't do something with her clothes. She'll expect it. Okay. "Alice, I dare you to go to the port angles mall dressed as Tinkerbelle and recruit people to fight Capitan hook." He finished laughing. After he said that, all of us except Alice laughed. "Hahahaha didn't expect that did you, Ali." I said. "You knew?!" she screamed. I just nodded my head. Alice grumbled something about not being fair and a conspiracy against her. "Just go get into the costume." Rosalie told her. "What makes you think I have one?" I was then pulled into the past. I was standing in the living room of our house in Alaska. I was wearing my red riding hood costume for Halloween. Edward was a police officer, Emmett was a fire man, Rosalie a fire woman, Jasper was Peter Pan, Carlisle was a doctor, and Esme was a nurse. We were going to go to the Halloween party at school for the juniors and seniors. Everyone except Alice was ready. "Come on Al, It's time to go. We're going to be late for the party." Jasper said. "No, I hate this costume!" Alice complained. "Look Alice, Jasper has to go as Peter Pan so you have to go as Tinkerbelle. Besides you both lost the bet, so you have to do this." I told her. "Ugh, Fine!" she said.I was pulled back from the past, as everyone was still fighting about Alice having a Tinkerbelle costume. "Alice you do have the costume. I saw it from last Halloween. Stop lying." Alice got up and stomped her feet. "Damn it, I'll go put it on." Alice stomped upstairs. (I'm skipping to when they're at the mall.) "Okay just go into the food court with this microphone, stand on the table and tell them the message." Emmet told Alice. "Yeah I get it." Alice went to the table in the middle of the food court. People were already starting to laugh. Emmett had tapped into the P/A system of the food court. "Hello everyone, I'm Tinkerbelle and I'm here to ask for your help. My Peter Pan has been captured by the evil captain hook, and I need an army to fight him. So I came to earth to ask humans. Please will you help me?" her high voice was really funny to me. Surprisingly, a lot of people in the mall took her seriously. "I will." "So will me." "Who else will help?" most were just laughing at her. I think I saw one person on the phone calling the men in white jackets. after that she ran away towards the food court bathroom and changed into regular clothes and put on wig as a disguise. "Let's get back home, NOW!" Alice said.
(Skip to home) "Okay I choose next." She spun the bottle. It landed on. . "Nat, Truth or dare." Knowing how upset she was I picked truth. "You're a chicken. Uhhh… oh! Remember when we were in England and you and Emmett disappeared for three days? You said you went on a hunting trip. Where were you really at?" oh she was good. She was very good. "We were in jail." "WHAT!" everyone but Emmett, Alice and I said. "Let me tell the story." (1994) Emmet and I were walking around the streets at 8:00 at night. "Nat, I heard about a club that is three blocks away, want to go?" Emmett asked. "I don't know, what if you get drunk, I can't carry you back home." I told him.(I let them drink in this story) "Don't worry, look if it will make you feel better than you can drink and I will watch out for you." I thought about it. It had been a long time since I had a drink. "Sure, let's go." The club was called 'Hit the lights' and had bright flashing lights everywhere. This looked like a flashy place. Good thing I always wear flashy clothes. "Get to the part where you get arrested!" I looked at Alice agitated. "I was getting to it! Jeez." SO anyway, when we got inside, we went to a booth in the far back. "You can order the drink's Emmett; I'll just sit back for a second." I said. "Sure, I'll be back." I checked the out the club scene. –Snort- "I'll thank you not to snort, Rosalie." I gave her a condescending look. "Yeah, continue with your story." The club was kind of crowded, but not to crowed. People were dancing really close together, I was nervous to dance in the crowed. I contemplated just going home. I noticed it took Emmet a while to get the drinks. I wonder what's taking him so long. "Okay I'm back now, wait till you see what I got you." "Okay. I'm trusting you." I said not really trusting at all. "What do you mean you didn't trust me? " Emmett said. How dare he have the nerve to ask me that especially after what he did? "Emmett, don't you remember what you did." I said. "no... Wait… oh! Hey I apologized for that." Emmett said. "I don't care, I'm still upset." "What are you guys talking about?" Jasper asked. "You'll see. You'll see." I took a sip of the drink Emmett gave me. It tasted pretty good. "Hey Em, what this drink called." I said. "It's called a Screaming Orgasm." "Okay excuse me. Sorry to interrupt but that doesn't sound like a real drink. You have to be making that up." Edward said. "Yeah well I know you don't get out much, but I was there, I ordered the drinks and yes they are real." Emmett said. "Both of you be quiet, I want to know what Emmet and Nat are talking about." Alice said. "The other one is called Golden Dream "Now that's a real drink name." "Edward SHUT UP!" I took a few more sips, but when I put down the cup I had already drank half of it. The drink tasted a little weird. "Hey Emmett, what's in this drink?" I asked my vision getting a bit blurry. "Oh you know some alcohol, some ice, and some other stuff." Emmett told me. "What do you mean other stuff?" I said, a little slurred though. Emmett wouldn't look at me. "Emmett McCarthy Cullen, what did you do?!" "I…" "Well what did he do?" Alice, Rosalie, Jasper, and Edward yelled after I stopped for suspense. I chuckled. "I don't know maybe I should just skip to the part where we got in jail." "NO! TELL US WHAT HAPPENED!" "Fine." I bought some stuff of this guy who was outside. "HE WHAT!" "YOU WHAT! Emmett you bought drugs and put them in my drinks! "He drugged Nathaliea and neither of you told us." Edward said, enraged. "I wanted to forget it; Emmett wanted to not get into trouble." I said. "I am telling Esme when she gets home, and Emmett, baby, you're not getting any for at least two months." Rosalie told Emmett. Emmett complained about it, but she wouldn't change her mind. "Can I PLEASE finish this story?" I asked them. They nodded their heads. "Whoops, sorry!" I didn't hear him. I was already too drunk and drugged. "By the way Emmet, what was that you got." I asked Emmett. "The guy called it roofies" Emmett said, still upset. "You are a stupid idiot. You went to college three times, couldn't you tell. No wonder I didn't remember for a few weeks. I STILL can't remember some things, like what happened in the club after we drank."I said "Here I'll tell this part, Nat." The next thing I remember, we were outside. Both of us drunk. Singing LOUDLY. IT GOES ON, AND ON AND ON AND ON...SHADOW'S SEARCHING IN THE NIGHT...DON'T STOP BELIEVIN', HOLD ON TO THAT FEELIN'. STREETLIGHT PEOPLE. OH! OH! –SIREN- "excuse me, you there, can we talk to you, please." It was the police -squeal- "I can't wait to hear what happened!" Alice said. "LET ME SPEAK!" Emmett said agitated. "Sure police man, dude, bro, amigo, yeah." I said, slurred. "Have you and your friend been drinking sir?" the police officer asked. "No, we just like to sing loudly on the freaking sidewalk like idiots. Of course we've been drinking! Gosh some detective you are!" Nat said. "Okay… well I need you to be quieter because you're disturbing the peace." Mr. Policeman said. "Okay!" Nat said. "I'll take it from here Emmett." I told him. Now we would have gotten off with a warning but, Emmett, deciding to be stupid, had to run his mouth. "YOU BE QUIET! YOU KNOW I HATE YOU POLICE PEOPLE'S ALWAYS GETTING INTO A MAN BUISSINESS! I PAY MY TAXES JUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE AND I'LL BE QUIET WHEN I WANT TO! WHY DON'T YOU SHUT UP! I'M AWESOME AND ABOVE THE LAW! THE LAW DOESN'T RULE ME!" then he decided to punch the police officer, which ended up with him falling into the gutter. When the man got up, he put Emmett and me in handcuffs, and pushed us into the back of the squad car. As we drove to the police station, Emmett kept yelling at the man about his rights as a citizen and that he wasn't being fair and he was violating the fourth amendment rights and that he was going to sue the police station. "—and if you think that the queen will let's you do this, you thought wrong, she is going to get me out and you're going to rue the day you messed with Emmett McCarthy Cullen. You're going to RUE IT!" Emmet said, though with his slurred voice. It. Sounded. Hilarious. "I really don't remember saying that." Emmett said. "You did. End of story." " Emmett, just shut up." I said my voice still slurred a bit. We arrived at the station; I was taken out of the car. Emmett was dragged out of the car. "Don't you dare take me in there? If you do, I'll kill your family. I know where you live bro. I DO!" "EMMETT, JUST GET INSIDE." We were booked and put in a cell. "You get one phone call between the both of you." The chief said. "I'll make the call, your not in your right mind." Emmett said. He went out of the cell. My phone started ringing. "Oh don't tell me" Edward said. "Hello, who's this?" I asked. "Hey it's Emmett, can you come pick me and Nat up, we're at the police station?" "Emmett it's me Nat!" "Nat you're out how did you get out?" He said "No, I'm still inside, your dialed the wrong number, dummy." I yelled at him. "Oh… sorry!" He hung up. All I could do was shake my head. Emmett came back. "Wrong number." He said. It's was all I could do to not strangle him.
-three days later- Three days. We've been in here for three days. The only reason I survived was that I kept thinking about ways I would kill Emmett after we got out. "That's not very nice." Emmy said." Whatever. "34 bottles of beer on the wall, 34 bottles of beer, take one down, pass it around, 33 bottles of beer on the wall." Emmett had been singing ever since seven o'clock in the morning. "Shut up!" the people in other cells yelled. "Emmett sing another song." I told him, not bothering to say stop because he ignore me the other fifty-eight times. I know. I counted. "Okay. I know a song that's gets on everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that get's on everybody's nerves and this is how it goes." Emmett sang. All the other cell mates grunted and complained." Alright Cullen's, it's time to go!" the police man, Rick as I learned later, said. "Oh THANK GOD!" I said. As soon as he opened the cell, I ran out as fast as I can, using human speed of course. " FREEDOM! FREEDOM!" I yelled once I was outside. " I was enjoying our time together, we should do this again, what do you think Nat?" Emmett said. "NO WAY SUCKER!" "And that's the story. You know the rest." I concluded. " Alright, your turn Nat." Rosalie said. We spun the bottle. "EDWARD your go." Alice said. " What do you got, Nat" Edward asked. " I got a lot, truth or dare!" " Dare." Edward challenged. " I dare you to go to a food restaurant, let me order a large orderof food's that have nothing to do with each other, mix them together, then eat all of it and not throw the food up until school tomorrow. And if you don't keep the food down until 6am tomorrow, you have to do a Cullen punishment." What is a Cullen punishment you ask. It's where the participants of the game all come together to create one huge dare for them to do, everyone put's in an idea. "Alright I'll do the dare." "Oh my gosh, you actually are going to do it." Emmett laughed. " Let's just go, we'll stop at the first restaurant we see." Edward said, ready to get this done.
The whole ride, Emmett was in annoying us with his teasing of Edward. " Damnnit Emmett, shut up!" Jasper and Edward said. Wait, Jasper. "Jasper, why are you telling Emmett to shut up?" "Because he's making Edward upset, and its making me upset" Jasper said. I nodded. The restaurant we stopped at was called Bella Italia. "I'll do the talking, you do the eating." I said to Edward. We sat at the booth farthest to the back. The waitress came up to us. Whoa. I never saw them here before. In fact, I never saw them ever. The guys are so hot. The girls aren't that bad either. I would date all of them. Okay that was awkward. I look at Edward and saw he had the same thoughts as I did. "My name is Isadora. I will be your waitress. Can I take your order? "The waitress said, whose name really was Pam, said in a fake accent. "We'll have the mushroom ravioli (familiar?), the large vanilla milkshake, and an order of French fries large, one turkey burger extra crispy, extra ketchup, and a large coke. And add extra cups please. Also, can we get a slice of chocolate cake." I ordered the first things I saw on the menu. "Okay anything else." She asked. "Yes, can we get eggs with that?" I asked. "Sure. Is that all." "Yep!" I said. "Yes yes I'll be back with your drinks." She said. As soon as she walked away, Emmett laughed. "What?" I asked. "You we're talking like you eat this stuff every day. It was super funny." Emmett continued to chuckle. I rolled my eyes. "Edward did you hear her thoughts." "Yea, unfortunately. She's Bi-sexual. And is thinking about leaving us all her number." He shivered, as did the rest of us. We talked about nothing until the waitress came back with our food. "Okay all your food right here." She set down the food. She looked like she was about to stay but her boss called her back to the kitchen. "Oh thank gosh she's gone. Okay let's mix these together." We put the ravioli, French fries, and ketchup on a plate; we took apart the burger and added it in too. Then we put the milkshake, chocolate cake and coke in an extra cup. "Eat up, Edward." Rosalie said. He just glared at her. He took a few sips of the drink mix and gagged. "This is so gross." "Just hold our nose and drink it fast" Jasper said. He did exactly that. "That was so horrible." He was shaking and gagging. "Okay, now you need to eat what is on the plate. Hold your nose and eat up." Alice said. He nodded. After he chocked that down, he looked miserable. "Can we just go?" He asked. He was really sick and looked like he wanted to die. "Sure let's go" I said. After we paid the bill, (and avoided the waitress), we went home. "Okay Edward, you turn." Alice said. "Actually I'm not feeling it can we stop." Edward said. Do you need to lay down or something? I kind of do. "Hey guy's it's three in the morning anyway. Let's stop and get ready for school" I told them worried for Edward's sanity. "Aw. But I didn't get my turn" Emmett said. I shook my head "FINE! Emmett, truth or dare."Edward said. "Well-" "DARE. I dare you to not say anything until we get to school today and don't mess with me." Edward said, and then stomped upstairs. Everyone just stared after him. "So getting ready for school then" Jasper said.
(Three hours later) I spent the next three hours unpacking minor things and getting ready for school. It took a while but I decided to go with gray and pink Wild Rose Leggings, a Short black tank dress, a black Motorcycle jacket, Gold Coin chandelier earrings, and gray calf length cowboy Boots. (Outfit in profile) When I was done dressing, I went to Alice's room so she could paint my nails, and saw Rosalie there too. "Hey Nat." Alice said. She was wearing a tan Bandage Strapping Tunic Vest, Calf-length Leggings, Silver flats, a jeweled bib necklace, and a feathered headband.(outfit in profile) "What's up?" Rosalie asked. She was wearing Leggings with riding pant detail, a crème-colored Banded tank top, a black Cardigan, Brown Minnetonka Moccasins, Golden Star stud earrings and Silver bamboo bangles. Outfit in profile) "Nothing, I just wanted you to paint my nails. Can you do them rose pink?" sure I'll do them" Rose said. "Do you think the guys here will be cute?" Alice said. "Yea, maybe we can find Nat here a boyfriend." Rosalie said. "Ha ha sissy but no I don't think there will be lot of cute boys there." I rolled my eyes. They have been trying to set me up with people since 1946. "Whatever Nat, you know it's going to happened." "Yeah, keep thinking that." I muttered. "Okay done!" Rose said. She had finished my nails. "Good let's go." Alice said.
Downstairs, Esme was rearranging the furniture. For the fifth time. "Esme it was good the second time you changed it. Stop for now." "Alright, but it I'm going to be frustrated until I mess with it again." Esme said, frowning. "Just don't worry" Alice said. The boys came down stairs. "Looks like we aren't the only ones dressing similar." The guys were all wearing black jeans, but Edward had on a black t-shirt and black converse, Emmett had a dark green t-shirt and dark green converse, and Jasper had on a red t-shirt and red converse. "Well sorry we didn't know that you girls were the only ones who could dress the same." Emmett said. Rosalie rolled her eyes, but went to stand by him anyway. "Oh and Edward, you can throw up your food." I told him. "Way ahead of you." He smiled "I threw it up right when the clock said six." He said. "What are you children talking about?" Carlisle said, coming down the stairs from his study. "Nothing! Bye!" we all yelled. We decided to take the Volvo to school. It wasn't as conspicuous as the other cars. Edward, Alice, and I sat in the front and the rest sat in the back. Like everything else in town, Forks H.S. was just off the highway. I was surprised to have seen a lot of cars in the parking lot for what time it was. Most of the student's were talking, but when our cars came in the parking lot, everyone stopped and looked. "Who are they?" "Are those new kids?" that was just some of the things that were said. We parked in the middle of the parking lot. Once we go out of the car, every eye was on us. This was going to be some year.