The Lord of the Buds: The Company of the Bud
A/N: I wrote this as a parody of Lord of the Rings. This was written solely for the purpose of enjoyment and should not be taken seriously.
Disclaimer: Any characters, events, settings, etc. are NOT mine. I own nothing in this story.
Prologue
Long ago, the peoples of High-World lived in peace. However, you have people like the Joker who want to control everything in a very weird, warped way. He led an army of clowns and several other bad guys/groups against the free people. The land was covered in laughter, but not the good kind. The people decided to resist and amassed a huge army to destroy the Joker. As the people neared victory, Joker sprayed acid from his Flower on Spider-Man, killing him instantly. The 1944 version of Captain America, in a completely butthole move, threw his shield into the Joker's- we will not go into that matter. Joker dropped his Flower, and he disintegrated with insane laughter. Cap could have destroyed the Flower in the Big Top, but he did not. He was killed soon after by small woodland creatures. Three thousand years later, a froob named Wolverine found the Flower in Charles Xavier's wheel chair. Sixty years after that little "incident", which is another story entirely, Deadpool is quietly eating a chimichanga under a tree in a grassy field. He then hears a familiar, yet unforgettable tune.