A/N: I wrote this as a parody of Lord of the Rings. This was written solely for the purpose of enjoyment and should not be taken seriously.

Disclaimer: Any characters, events, settings, etc. are NOT mine. I own nothing in this story.

Chapter 1: Megazords

"GO GO POWER RANGERS! MIGHTY MORPHIN' POWER RANGERS!". The theme song ended as the Gold and Blue Power Ranger (from the Samurai series, who is known as G.B.) rode up on a hill on top of his small golden octopus zord.

"Hey bro! You're late," said Deadpool.

"A Power Ranger is never late. Nor is he early. He arrives preci-," he was cut off by a chimichanga hitting him in the face. G.B. watched Deadpool running away. He thought he heard crying. 'Probably because he wasted a perfectly good chimichanga', thought G.B. He continued on to visit Wolverine, whose birthday party was that day. He was… really old. At the party that night, all of the heroes had gathered. (In this world, all the big-foot midgets, or hobbits, are all heroes from Marvel Comics, which I do not own).

"Alright bubs, it's my birthday. I don't want to waste time with the singing so let's get to the….MEGAZORD BATTLE!" shouted Wolverine. With cheers of glee, the heroes prepared to watch. G.B. activated the lion and T-Rex zords for battle. Captain America (modern version) and Iron Man secretly looked through the trunk of the octopus zord, finding two giant megazords. They activated the two of them. Chaos ensued.