AN- SO! It's been very long since the last update. I apologize -bows head repeatedly-I hope you forgive me! And thank you (probably should have said this last time ._.) Sand Dun, samfoxy234, and KaiAbelinda for following/favoriting this story! It means a lot to me. I wish to update more often, but frankly speaking I don't really get that much time to write anything because of school. I apologize ahead of time if I don't update for another…4 months =_=; Also, please excuse any grammatical or spelling errors, still need to find myself a Beta. BUT ANYWAY! Please enjoy this chapter although it is shorter than my past one… Oh, and the POV thing…probably should have done that at first… Btw, to anyone who actually reads my AN's, can you tell me how to do a line-break? ^_^
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-Guan Suo's POV-
"What the?!" I sat up slightly confused. 'Was that...all a dream?' I questioned myself. As I realized what I had dreamt, I felt my face heat up. 'What kind of dream was that?!' I brought my hands up to cover my flushed face. 'I'm so shameful! How could I have dreamt something like that?!' My inner voice continued to scold myself for my inexcusable dream when I realized that there was something sticky and wet in my nether regions. For some odd reason or another, I was actually scared to see what it was. I slowly began to pull my blanket off of me, preparing myself for the worse. Once the blanket was off, I felt the cool air painlessly replace the warmth that had embraced the lower half of my body seconds ago while I looked down to see what exactly was the sticky and wet feeling. While looking down at the harmless wet stain on my crotch that seemed to ooze white goo, I inspected other places and noticed that there was a small amount of this questionable "goo" on my bed sheets. "This can't be good..." I mumbled to myself at the exact same time my bedroom door began to slide open. I quickly covered the lower half of my body with my blanket again and looked towards the door. I let out the breath that I hadn't realized I was holding in and sighed in relief.
"Oh, it's just you." Said person scoffed and laughed a bit.
"'Just you'? Glad to know I'm loved, Suo." The person said with a smile.
"Sorry," I laughed nervously as I rubbed the back of my neck. "I was just a bit...jumpy, Ping."
"Why? You had a nightmare?"
"Nightmare? I wish..."
"I don't know what could be worse than a nightmare so early in the morning." He shrugged his shoulders and continued to talk. "Anyway, I'm here because father told me to come and wake you up because breakfast will be ready in about an hour. He seemed a bit bothered. Something about 'not eating properly' and that warriors should never fight without the right amount of nutrients. I can't blame him though. After all, you didn't come to dinner last night."
"Don't even remind me..." I blushed and turned away from him.
"...Anyway, hurry up and get ready." He was about to leave when I remembered my dream and I had a question or two for him.
"Ah! Wait!"
"Hm?" He turned around to look at me.
"Uh..." I cleared my throat as my face grew flush. "Do you know-uh...what it is when your thing gets hard?"
"Hah?" He looked at me as if I was a farmer, asking what a cow was. "You don't know what it is when your..."thing" gets hard?" He asked, air quoting the word thing.
"Would I be asking you if I didn't?"
"...Well this is awkward..." He sighed, walking towards me and sat down on the edge of the bed. "It's called and erection." He said as if it were as simple as 'abc'. "Basically...your penis gets hard because you're sexually aroused."
"S-se-sexually aroused?!" I blushed darker than I thought I ever could. 'This is so embarrassing!'
"Yeah, sexually aroused." He repeated. "Do I need to spell it out for you? S-E-X-U-A-" I covered his mouth and violently shook my head no.
"N-no need, I can spell perfectly fine." I removed my hand as I looked away, still feeling the heat on my face.
"By the way, why did you want to know? I would have guessed you already knew if you hadn't asked me. I mean, you are eighteen years old." My eyes widened. There was no way I was going to answer that question.
"No reason!" 'I'm such a wreck...' I still had a faint blush as I began to calm down. "Anyway...can you leave now? I have to get changed..."
"Okay?" He gave me a questioning look as he got up and left my room. When he was finally gone, I reluctantly got out of my bed. I stood on the mat that laid on top of the stone floor, next to my bed, realizing that I should have asked about the thick white liquid. I sighed for the umpteenth time that morning as I slowly pulled down my pants and undergarments. 'What am I supposed to do with this?' I wondered as I looked at my stained pants, underwear, and bed sheets. Deciding to take a quick bath was the best option that came to mind, considering the fact that I was planning on going out later and that I was still sticky down there.
I stripped my shirt off as I sluggishly walked to my wardrobe and picked out a few articles of clothing. It wasn't anything really special. It was just white knee-length pants that were skintight, a green silk shirt with golden embroidery on the hem, and underwear.
I walked into my rather small but homey bathroom and stepped over to the edge of the bath, laughing a bit when I looked down at my reflection. I had remembered that sometimes before battles, I would take a bath at the public bath houses. Sometimes with other people, sometimes alone. "If I ever bathe again before a battle...I hope I won't bump into Xiahou Ba (Foreshadowing-ish!)..." I muttered to myself as I placed my stack of clothing, next to a couple of towels on top of a stone counter in the corner of the bathroom. I walked over to an open area where a small wooden stool was. Next to it was a decent sized bucket, filled with water, and inside the bucket was a basin that floated around, holding a couple of things. I sat down on the stool and took out the contents of the basin.
While rinsing myself in the lukewarm water, I began to wonder why I had that dream in the first place and what would happen if anyone found out about it. 'Yeah... As long as no one finds out, I'm fine. All I have to do is keep my mouth shut.' I grabbed my washcloth and poured a generous amount of whatever was inside the small wooden canister. All I knew was that it had a strong smell that was pleasant...sweet, maybe? It was a pale pink color and it had small white and red specs in it. I began to scrub my arms and then my chest and so on. After a long session of scrubbing, I poured some more of the pink stuff onto my hands and massaged it into my hair. Finally, I rinsed my body off with the left over water inside the bucket. I placed the basin and the other things back into the bucket while getting up off the stool. I began to walk over to the bath as I stretched my arms with a groan. I stepped over the bath's short wall and into the steaming water. With a sigh of relief, I slowly sat down. "Hm~ I think I need to get my hair cut soon." I whispered lowly as I played with hair. I relaxed for a good five minutes, until I began to think about my dream. I could have sworn the water got hotter, and I wasn't going to risk staying in the water for too long. I quickly got up and walked across the room, to the counter. 'What was seen cannot be unseen.' I unconsciously groaned as I grabbed the towel and began to wipe my body. "...Oh well..." I picked up my underpants and put them on, followed by my pants. Before I put my shirt on, I bent over and flipped my hair downwards so that it was dangling. Of course I had to dry my hair as much as I could before I went to breakfast, so I grabbed the damp towel I used previously and started to vigorously rub my hair in between my hands and towel. I flipped my head back a bit too quickly because my hair whipped the upper part of my back, making me wince. I didn't exactly dry my hair completely, but hey! It'll do for now... Once more, I grabbed something off of the countertop, my comb. I quickly ran it through my hair, placed it back onto the countertop, grabbed my shirt, and as I walked towards the bathroom door, I put my shirt on. 'I guess I'll just leave my hair down to dry before I put it up...' I walked out of the bathroom and into my bedroom, and then headed over to the door to go to breakfast. Finally I was on my way to eat breakfast.
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