Hey hey- *is run over by a roadroller*
Yeah, yeah, sorry for disappearing off the face of the earth for a while. I had volleyball camp all last week, for like, five hours a day o_o
Not to mention I have short term memory loss... well, and long term, too...(hey hey, I'm Dory gaiz)
So if I haven't responded to any PMs from you guys, I'm sooo sorry, and I'll try to respond as soon as I can. Being close with you peeps means the world to me, so don't be afraid to talk to me if ya want ;D
Okay, since I'm sure I'd be saying the same thing over and over again if I replied to all your reviews to Chapter 9 and 10, so I'll just say it now. For now, my account is safe, and my (devilspawn)sister promises not to mess with it any more. She understands that it's important to me, and she actually feels really bad about it. I'll be staying on this account as long as my parents don't know about it, so if I ever really lose my account, I will be going to the username that my sister told you guys about. I've restored all my stories, thanks to the help of Shadowthorn2013 (words cannot describe how much I wanted to glomp her when she taught me how to recover them, reviews, favorites, follows and all). I love you guys for all the sweet PMs you guys sent me, and all those revenge ideas you gave me, lol. (I did get revenge, trust me ;D) So... I think that's it. I'll probably delete 9 and 10 by the time you read this, so it doesn't confuse anyone.
Okay, onto review replies!
BlueStarMagic: Yeah, neither did I o_o. Honestly, I was just typing and that sentence suddenly came out and I looked at my fingers and was just like "Oh. So that's how it's gonna be." XDDD I'm glad I kept it, though :D Thanks for your review!
TeamKagamine: Hehe, I like Miki too. Haha, thanks! I'm glad you like the story! And ikr, typing on my phone or iPod is hard -_-; Thanks for your review!
Vector Zero: Omg. Let me tell you, this review made my day. I cracked up the whole time I read it. DONUTSSSSS! OMG GIMME GIMME GIMME. Ohohoh, I'm so proud that I achieved the pride of giving you a nosebleed. I'm for the people, you know. I do what I can ;D. Thanks for the awesome review and making me laugh!
Shinichi Rukia: Omg Your. Profile. Pic. Is. The. Bomb. I can't even. Sorry for such a late update! Thanks for the review!
Konjiki No Yami: Haha, here it is! Thanks for the review!
Nerd Girl 1: Everyone be a freaking out about the kiss ;D.I feel bad for torturing Miku :( Not to mention it's only going to get worse Thanks for your review!
Jessi-chan 9867: You should stop throwing laptops out the windows, hun. Cost a lot of money, yeah? XD Omg Lol I always seem to make people seem like freaks when they read my writing when they're in public XD What can I say, it's a gift~ (jk jk) Rin and Miku... they've got a long, bumpy road ahead of them, let me tell you... Gumiya would be like... My dream boyfriend. Don't ask me why, he just- *sighs dreamily* Don't worry, I think everyone here has messed up minds XD (including me). For once, I shall agree with Len... He'll make you quite proud this chapter, I think XD. Thanks for the review!
Mizune Minamiki: I love Avatar so much, it was impossible to not make the reference XD No problem, I understand, I'm glad you read the chapter in the first place! Put em' in the friendzone! My guy friend's song just played in my head when I read that XD. Thanks for the review!
Bunny-Chaaan: Omg. You have no idea how much your review made me lol. I mean, I'm freaking dying over here. POCKY! I've always wanted to try that stuff, you have no idea. (Plus my dream is to play the pocky game with my crush- whaaaaaa? I didn't just say that, I swear. /shot/) I'm sorry I can't give you a longer review reply, but I don't have a lot of time :/ That doesn't mean I don't love long reviews though ;D Thanks for the supercalifragilistically awesome review!
xxxShadiceKokoro: ...Yeaaah I don't even know where the whole maid outfit thing came from. It just popped into my head and I kinda just went with it. Rin kissed Len... I think we know what comes next, right? ( ) Oh Gumi... You have no idea what I have in store for you, hun ;D. Thanks for the review!
Shadowthorn2013: Yeah, looking back on it, I don't even know what kind of drug I was on when writing that chapter XD OHHHHH WELL. People are perverts, it's a natural thing, you know? I know I am (and so does everyone else on this planet). Thanks for the review~!
w: Miku's just a little guilty about the whole Rin likes Mikuo thing, since she knows Mikuo loves her, and not Rin. Yay for MikixPiko! Len is the matchmaker, you know ;D (HAHAH I MADE A REFERENCE TO THE NAME OF THE STORY. /shot/) I think they wore disguises since they were embarrassed (not the mention they probably knew the girls would kick their asses if they just waltzed in there like it was nothing). Rinneh ;A; my little girl is growing up ;-; (I have this weird thing where I treat like all the Vocaloid 8 like they're my children... I'm extremely protective of my Rinneh ;A;) Miku thinks that Mikuo thinks that she just blew him off or something. Mikuo lives next door, by the way, and not in the same house as MiMi-Moo. Heheheuehe... You'll see this chappie... You'll see ;D Thanks for your awesome review!
KYAAAA: ...Omg lol. Thanks for the review!
Mivaa: I'll continue it to the end, my friend ;D (hehe, that rhymed). Thanks for the review!
Guest88: Oh, you'll see... You'll see... /shot/ Thanks for the review~!
B.L: I'll continue it, I promise! Till the end :D. Thanks! Thank you for the review!
As I said before, if I didn't reply to your review, might be being mean and not showing me it. Keep your awesome reviews coming, guys! I love every one!
Disclaimer: Buy me Vocaloid for Christmas? No? Okay... Oh, and I don't own Instagram either (you'll get it when you read the chappie)
WARNING: This story is rated T for a reason. If you're afraid of some suggestive RinxLen smexyness... Well, you shouldn't be reading this in the first place ;D
On with the story!
LEN POV
The bells on the cafe door jingled loudly when I pushed it open and walked inside. It was Saturday, so the place was full of activity. I quickly spotted Gumi with her bright green hair. I pushed through several people to get over to her, where she was at a table serving a man well over his forties with a dreamy look on his face as he stared at Gumi. His hand lifted to stroke her hair, which she quickly slapped away with a majorly faked smile on her face. "Hehe, do keep your hands to yourself, basta- I mean Master," she growled.
Her green eyes flickered over to me. Her face flooded with relief. "Ah, Len! Please tell me you came here to save me," she said.
"Mm, something like that. I need to talk to you about something," I replied.
Gumi nodded and grabbed my arm, leading me toward the kitchen. "Manager! I'm taking my break now!" She called over to a purple haired woman with her hair in two low pigtails.
"E-Eh!? But I need you out here-" the door slammed behind us.
Gumi led me toward the back of the shop where there was a table and several chairs surrounding it. She flopped down into one and rubbed her temples, no longer wearing her fake smile. "Ugh... I love my job, but some customers..." she sighed.
What's wrong with the customers? Seem like people I'd get along with.
Exactly. Perverts.
Gumi shook her head and grinned. "So, what is it you wanted to talk about?" She asked.
I felt myself begin to grin devilishly, like one I would imagine Akuma Len looking like. I leaned in over the table. "I want... revenge."
Gumi's eyes widened. She whipped out her green phone with carrot stickers on it. "I'll call Luka."
"So what I understand is that you want to get back at Rin for embarrassing you the other day," Luka said, rubbing her chin.
"Exactly," I responded.
Luka looked at Gumi, who had just changed out of her maid uniform and into regular clothes. Grins simultaneously stretched out onto their faces. "You thinkin' what I'm thinkin?" Gumi asked Luka, her eyes flickering mischievously.
"Totally," Luka replied, eying me with devious intent.
"Care to include me in your convo?" I asked, raising an eyebrow.
"No thanks! Let's go, time for Operation Spice!Len to begin!" Luka announced, looping her arm through one of mine as Gumi did the same on the other arm.
"But-"
"Shushers! For the rest of the day, you're to listen to us and do as we say, 'kay?" Gumi said as they dragged me out of the cafe.
"And why is that!?" I asked.
"You do want to have your revenge on Rin, right?" Luka asked.
I thought back to the other day, as Rin leaned in to...
My face was a red as a beet. "Definitely. I'm in your care," I said.
Gumi laughed evilly. "Fabulous~ Come along deary~ we've got lots to do~"
I'm going to regret this...
Got that right.
"Please explain to me why getting back at Rin involves getting me a whole new outfit?" I grumbled as Luka shoved me into a dressing room.
"Because, Len. Quite frankly, your usual attire screams...how do I put this... Ah, I got it, 'I'm a virgin.'" Luka explained.
"Couldn't have said it better myself," Gumi agreed, tossing a heap of clothes at me.
B-But I AM a virgin...
Sadly. And you probably always will be, unless YOU GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR AND LISTEN TO THESE GENIUSES.
"What's so wrong about my clothes, anyway?!" I growled.
"Len, really. A banana t-shirt? Reaaaaallllly?" Luka asked, tugging on the hem of my shirt.
"Pft, GAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!" Gumi howled.
"B-But, Rin got it for me..."
"Exactly. You think we're devilspawn? The woman is Lucifer herself!" Gumi exclaimed.
"Now change, idiot!" Luka exclaimed, slamming the dressing room door in my face.
I grumbled angrily to myself as I changed into the clothes they had chosen for me. "Come to think of it, where is Rin today?" Gumi wondered aloud.
"She said something about hanging out at Miki's for the day, I think," I murmured.
"Really? I wonder what they're up to..."
MEANWHILE, AT MIKI'S PLACE
"STOP RUNNING AWAY FROM ME, DAMMIT!"
"NEVARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!"
"THEN AT LEAST GIVE ME THE PHONE, MRS. COWLICK!"
"NOT UNTIL YOU TELL ME WHY THE HELL YOU'RE FOLLOWING SOMEONE NAMED 'VAGINAH' ON INSTAGRAM, YOU FREAK!"
"HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"OH, SO NOW YOU'RE HISSING AT ME?"
AAAAAnd we return to the clothing store~
I shrugged, "Meh, probably just boring girly stuff like painting their nails or something."
"Whatevs. Anyway, are you dressed? Come out and show us!" Luka said.
I opened the dressing room door and stepped out. The two girls scanned me over, which made me slightly uncomfortable. "Good, but let me fix this..." Gumi said, messing up my bangs.
She stepped back and stood next to Luka. The two gawked at me for a moment, then turned to whisper to each other obnoxiously.
I grew impatient. "Well?"
Luka smirked. "Well, well, Kagamine, looks like you can be a sexy beast."
"Now, all we need to do is teach you is how to act," Gumi said.
"Now, Len, its time you've learned the art of eye raping," Gumi said very seriously, folding her hands together and setting them on the table.
I just about spit out my lemonade. "What did you just say?!"
"Eye raping. The most effective type of flirting. Er, well, unless you're like, a pervy old man or something. That'd probably get you arrested," Luka explained, drumming her fingers on her lemonade glass.
"Okay, first of all, the words 'raping' and 'flirting' should never even be in the same conversation at all, ever," I exclaimed.
Gumi shook her head and smiled at me, like I was a child that she was trying to teach (which, in her mind, is probably true).
"Allow me to demonstrate, Len, on this photo of Finn Harries," the green haired girl said, whipping out a photo of some hot guy from the west.
She stared at the photo dreamily and gave some... suggestive looks with her eyes. She winked and licked her lips and repeated.
After a minute of this routine, she set the photo down reluctantly. "And that, Len, is how it's done," she grinned, picking up a baby carrot from the bowl in between us and munching on it.
"..."
"*munch* *munch*"
"... That's really fu-messed up," I finally said.
"Do you see how many shits I give? Oh, that's right, NONE, BIATCH. MOVING ON~~~~~" Gumi shouted gleefully.
This woman needs to be put in a mental hospital.
Even I agree.
"Okay! Give us your best sexy face," Luka commanded after taking a half-hearted nibble of a carrot.
"Uhhh... How?" I asked nervously.
Gumi and Luka facepalmed. "C'mon man, we know you have at least a little bit of sexiness in that short little body of yours. Just, like, smirk or something," Gumi said.
I lifted the sides of my mouth slightly and tried to make seductive half lidded eyes.
"TRY HARDER, YOU DISAPPOINTMENT OF A MAN!" Luka shouted.
"WELL, HOW WOULD YOU DO IT, FISH BREATH?!"
"KAGAMINE, I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU REGRET THE VERY DAY YOU DECIDED TO BE BORN AS AN UNWORTHY MALE!"
Due to certain circumstances, we cannot show this part.
Please enjoy a look at Miki and Rin while we try to stop Luka from murdering Len.
"OH. MY. GOD. RIN. WHAT THE HELL!"
"GET OFF MY INSTAGRAM, YOU DEMON!"
"FIRST YOU FOLLOW AN ACCOUNT BY THE NAME OF VAGINAH, NOW I FOUND OUT YOU'RE FOLLOWING AN ACCOUNT CALLED I_WANT_THE_V?! IS THERE SOMETHING YOU'RE NOT TELLING ME, RIN!?"
"GIVE IT BAAAAAAAAAAACK!"
"LEN IS GOING SO DISAPPOINTED WHEN HE FINDS OUT!"
"WHAT THE HELL IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!"
Now we will return to Gumi, Luka, and Len~
Luka plopped back down into her seat and glared at me. "Now are you going to try?! Or are you going to give me another half-assed smirk and die instead?"
I bit back a witty reply, mainly because explaining to my mother that I got a black eye from a girl was not something I enjoy (and it has happened before, from a certain devil-child by the name of Rin).
Instead, I gave her my best smirk I could muster. She grinned in satisfaction with Gumi, making me sigh in relief.
"So, since we all know you're horrible at flirting, we'll make a set of speech cards for you to use, okay? Now, time for the real plan to begin," Gumi announced.
"Real plan?" I repeated.
"You're going to invite Rin over to your place tonight to study for that important History test on Monday. Then, you'll do everything we taught you. It's pretty foolproof, if you ask me," Luka explained.
"Okay," I said warily, "and if it doesn't work?"
Gumi laughed evilly.
"Oh, trust me, Len. It will."
"Ohohohoh~ Shall we start~?"
Rin seemed in an optimistic mood as she flipped open her History textbook. "Gee, someone's in a good mood," I noted and took a seat across from her at the table.
"Maaaaaybe! Miki's just been on Cloud 9 since she's started dating Piko, so she was really fun to be around today, you know? Well, that is, except for that incident..." Rin mumbled and sweatdropped.
"What do you mean by that?" I asked and raise an eyebrow.
Rin giggled nervously. "Ehehe, it's nothing really. A small misunderstanding... Anyway! Study time!"
We got to work studying, me having to help Rin with a word every so often, but actually getting some work done for once. I had almost forgotten about my revenge until my phone vibrated, flashing a notification for a message from Gumi.
From: Green Psychopath
To: Totally Manly Len
Stop putting off the plan, or I will cut you :) 3
I shivered and slipped my phone back into my pocket. I gulped and looked at Rin, who was studying my notebook with her eyebrows scrunched up in concentration. She looked really good today, I forgot to mention, even in her casual clothes. Her favorite sweatshirt, which was supposed to look like a panda, hung around her shoulders, and she had decided to wear skinny jeans because of the chilly weather. She had pulled back her bangs and left the rest of her hair down.
My phone vibrated again.
From: The Psychopath's Evil Pink Partner
To: Totally Manly Len
Stop ogling at her adorableness get to work, you imbecile.
My face was hot as I quickly typed a reply.
To: The Psychopath's Evil Pink Partner
From: Totally Manly Len
I was NOT. Wait- how do you guys even... YOU ARE NOT GOING TO STALK US. WHERE ARE YOU GUYS.
From: Green Psychopath
To: Totally Manly Len
OF COURSE WE'RE NOT. We're just. Casually staring. Into your window. CASUALLY. Stalking is too strong a word.
I whipped around to the closest window, to see the that sure enough, two pink and green tufts of hair could be seen if you were to look closely. I growled.
To: Green Psychopath
From: Totally Manly Len
Ever heard of PRIVACY?! Now get the hell away from my house before I call the police or something.
From: The Psychopath's Evil Pink Partner
To: Totally Manly Len
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAHHA HOW ABOUT NO. NOW GET YOUR ASS IN GEAR AND GO THROUGH WITH THE PLAN. OR WE WILL KILL YOU. CASUALLY.
I groaned. "Len? What's up?" Rin asked, cocking an eyebrow.
I shook my head, trying to get rid of my sudden headache. "It's nothing. Let's just keep working."
She gave me a look that told me she didn't believe me, but she went back to studying anyway. Meanwhile, I pulled out a stack of notecards that Gumi had given to me earlier. I shuffled through them, looking for one appropriate for the situation.
You make me melt like hot fudge on a sundae~
Cheeeeeeeseeeeeyyyyyyyy.
I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I sure can make your bed rock!
HECK NO! Too far, man.
I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you~
The cliche, it's huge.
Baby, did you fart? Because you BLEW ME AWAY!
Uh, is this supposed to be appealing?
Your daddy must be a baker, cuz you've got a nice set of buns!
Er, no, too abrasive.
Roses are red, violets are blue, the condom is ready, how about you~?
.THIS. THIS IS WRONG.
After shuffling through several more, I finally decided on one. I took a shaky breath and looked at Rin. "H-H-Hey Rin."
She looked up at me with those beautiful blue eyes, and all my confidence melted into goo. "Y-Y-You uh d-d-d-dropped s-s-s-something," I stammered, my throat dry as a desert.
"Huh?" she asked, and looked around on the floor for something she may have dropped, "I don't see anything... What was it?"
I bead of sweat dripped down the side of my forehead. "M-M-M-M-M-My j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-jaw!" I blurted.
Before she could say anything, a familiar voice shouted, "HA! WEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!"
"Wha? What was that?!" Rin whipped her head side to side in search of the source of the voice.
"Q-Quick, Rin, look! An orange!" I pointed to an orange plushie in the living room.
"IT'S SO CUUUUUUUTE!" she squealed and ran over to tackle it.
Meanwhile I chucked a shoe over in Gumi and Luka's direction, who had raised their heads to stick their tongues at me. I gave them a death glare and they retreated back down and out of sight.
"Rin? Come back, let's keep studying," I called out to her.
She shook her head rapidly, clinging to the plushie tightly. "Dun wanna."
I rolled my eyes and smiled. "Whatever, I wanted to take a break anyway," I said and laid down, my hands behind my head as a pillow.
We stayed like that in a comfortable silence for a while. Rin broke it when she asked, "What was with that pickup line earlier?"
My cheeks got rosy as I sat up on my elbows. "N-N-Nothing, r-r-really. J-Just thought we needed some comical relief, you know?" I lied.
"...Oh, that's...good..." she mumbled.
....Was that... disappointment in her voice...?
We sank into silence again for a while.
"Len... Do you like anyone?" Rin asked, squishing her chin into the plushie.
The question caught me off guard. Do I like anyone? I've never been much for having crushes on people, only having a couple crushes on celebrities when I was younger.
Who do you like...?
You don't LIKE anyone, Len. You do LOVE someone, though.
"I don't like anyone, really," I replied.
Rin raised an eyebrow. "Really? Not a single girl? Or guy, if you swing that way..."
I rolled my eyes. "I'm not gay, Rin, unlike what you and just about everyone says. Sure, there are a lot of cute girls in our class, but I don't think I have a thing for any of them," I murmured.
Silence.
"What does it really even feel like to love someone, Rin?" I asked.
Her eyes drifted to the ceiling. "Well... Let's see... You enjoy their company, right? You want to stay by their side, and help them in any way you can. When they're near, you feel content... You see their talents and their faults, and except them both... You want to make them happy, even if sometimes it doesn't make you happy as well... You're jealous when someone threatens to take them away... It hurts when they're upset at you, and you want to make it right again. So, I guess there are pros and cons to loving someone," she smiled, with slight pink on her cheeks.
I took a few minutes to digest that. Loving someone sounds familiar, in way...
"I guess that's how I feel about Mikuo, huh?" she whispered, just loud enough for my ears to hear.
A shiver shot through my spine, and my heart hurt, like someone was clutching it tightly, trying to pop it like a water balloon.
I don't know what came over me. Even later, I couldn't describe why became that way, but suddenly, I felt like I was in a trance.
Before I knew what was happening, I was on top of Rin, my hands pinning her tiny wrists down to the ground roughly, and my legs on either side of her waist. I stared down at her shocked face, which grew rosy quickly.
Those red cheeks... They're mine, right? The blue eyes, they're mine, right? This girl is MINE, right!? She's no one else's, just mine, correct?!
"L-Len? What are you...?" she drifted off, staring at me with those innocent eyes.
Her face was getting closer-no, I was leaning down-until we were about nose to nose. Her face was as red as I've ever seen it, her bottom lip quivering slightly.
My phone vibrated, but I ignored it. Later I would see that it was a text from Gumi.
From: Green Psychopath
To: Totally Manly Len
RIN HAS USED MIKUO SUBJECT ATTACK. IT'S VERY EFFECTIVE. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"Len...?" the blonde below me asked again.
As if every sane thought had been wiped from my mind in that moment, I leaned down even closer, so close my bangs slightly brushed against her forehead and red cheeks.
And then I did it.
I kissed her.
It started out gentle, just a simple brush of the lips turned into a real, sweet kiss that sent my heart jumping out of my chest. Rin was shocked, I could tell, by the way she let out a surprised muffled cry of my name. I pressed slightly harder, getting hungrier for more.
I risked running my tongue across her bottom lip, tasting the citrusy flavor that I've never known she had before. She gasped, and I took the opportunity to slip my tongue in and explore her mouth. Pleasure shot through my spine when she responded and pressed back, urging me to continue my acts. I gladly did so, swirling my tongue around hers, savoring every feeling.
I kissed the side of her mouth, planting lingering kisses down her jaw and on her neck. My fingers found to hem of her shirt and moved to pull it up...
"I'm home~ How's my Lenny doi- Oh."
I snapped out of my trance and separated from Rin. I looked down at her-she was red as Miki's hair- and then to my mom. My eyes widened and I turned about as red as Rin, scrambling off her and rubbing the back of my neck shyly. Mom was still standing there staring at us with an open mouth. Then she blinked and smirked at us. "Continue, don't let me ruin your fun, you two lovebirds~!" she sang and took off for the stairs to go up to her room.
As soon as Mom was out of the picture, Rin sat up and straightened out her shirt. Then she surprised me. She punched me in the gut- hard.
"WHAT IN THE HELL WAS THAT?!" she shrieked, her face still fairly red.
I could ask the same myself.
You have no idea how proud I am of you.
Shut it.
"Uhhhhmmmmmm... R-Revenge?" I tried.
Her face grew even redder and she glared. "LEN KAGAMINE!" she shouted and yanked a portion of my bangs.
"OWWWW! THAT HURTS, IDIOT!" I whined.
"ERG! You're going to be the death of me, Len," Rin sighed, letting go of my hair and falling back to lie on the carpet.
"I try," I said, lying down beside her and staring at the ceiling.
"OH COME ON. THIS IS THE TIME WHERE YOU GUYS ARE SUPPOSED TO CONFESS YOUR UNDYING LOVE FOR EACH OTHER, YOU MORONS!" an all too familiar voice shouted.
Suddenly Luka and Gumi's faces loomed over us, Gumi looking agitated.
"Len."
"Y-Yes...?"
"Why are they here."
"T-To help me get revenge- OW, RIN THAT HURTS!"
"DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
... Yes I did Google Len x Rin Spice pictures for inspiration. Leave me alone. There were so many Miku x Len bullshit pics on there my eyeballs almost shriveled up and fell out. But then I saw some exceptionally shmexy Len x Rin pics so we were okay :)
So Gumi is becoming one of my favorite characters in this story.
OH, AND ABOUT THE VAGINAH AND I_WANT_THE_V THING. It was inspired by something that happened with me and my friend the other day XD. Don't worry, they're not what you think, they're just comedy accounts. So, if you have an Instagram account, you should be like Rin and I and follow them, ne? ;D
Hoped you enjoyed reading that as much as I did writing it ;D
...and if you did, it wouldn't hurt to drop a review...
*whispers*
Please..?