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Warning: Rated T for swearing that's not really swearing. Just words that sound like them or have the same meaning.

"We have decided to let you pick a place to settle, train, and other things while we," he gestures to his large group, "find our own place and things. We can then text each other when we're ready to battle, find a place to meet, and fight."

"Let the combat commence..."


The Things Love Does To You

Chapter 3: From Wake Up Calls To Near Death Experiences

Beep. Beep. Beep.

'Dang, is it already really 5:30 a.m.?'

Beep-Beep. Beep-Beep. Beep. Beep. Beep.

'My God, why can't Duncan wake his lazy ash up to turn the alarm off?! It's all the way on his side... Oooohhhhh. I got an idea.'

I turn around to face him, and start running my hands up and down his torso slowly. Around the fourth time I did that, when I got back to his chest, I pushed him off the bed. Hard.

"What the heck Courtney?!"

I try to hold my laugh in, but I can't.

"You... wouldn't... wake the duck up... to turn the alarm..., which was on your side..., off. So..., I pushed ya." Is all I can manage between laughs.

He grumbles, "It's not funny." which makes me laugh harder and say, "Well, just make it your wake up call if it's not funny."


After the whole gang was awake, Duncan and I made an announcement.

"Since we're all settled and have collected our weapons..." He starts.

"... We now have to start training from getting better at our weaknesses,..." I continue.

"... to our strengths,..."

"... and anything in between."

Everyone started to disperse and train after we dismissed them. We have weapons like knives, bats, crowbars, etc., but no guns or poisons because that's what we (Duncan, Noah, and I) agreed on. We also had every single car filled to the maximum with the weaponry.

My group has a wide range of strengths and weaknesses which is good.

My strength is anything with hand to hand combat, Duncans is anything with knives, Bridgettes is dodging and escaping, surprise attacks is Trents, and Geoff is very talented for his strength and speed. Our weaknesses (in order like our strengths) are anything with knives, surprise attacks, hand to hand combat, strength and speed, and dodging and escaping.


I was training hand to hand combat with Bridgette when suddenly, a knife comes streaking its way to her. Man, am I glad that she's talented at dodging.

"Aaaahhhhh!" She screamed. Then she moved out of the knifes path.

"What. The. Heck! Who threw that gotdanged motherducking knife?! I'm gonna hurt that glitch ash punk!" I angrily exclaim.

Everyone stopped doing what they were doing to turn and look at me. After a few seconds, Duncan steps up and sheepishly says, "Ummm, yeah. That was me." He nervously scratched the back of his head.

I can only look at him through the slits of my eyes that are filled with intense rage and say, "What the duck! You could've killed her! What were you thinking?!"

"Look, I'm sorry babe. I was throwing knives, and then someone accidentally pushed me as soon as the knife left my hand. I'm truly sorry. I'm sorry to you too Malibu. Good thing you're good at dodging." He says in one breath.

After I cooled down, a few seconds later I said, "Okay. I accept your apology, and I'm genuinely sorry I snapped."

Bridgette jumps in awkwardly and says, "Ummm. Duncan, I accept your apology. Come on Courtney, lets get back to training. I think I'm getting better at my weakness."

I was barely listening, so it took me awhile for me to process what she said.

"Um... Yeah... Sure. Hold on." Is all I can mutter to her before I yell, "Now who pushed Duncan, so I can fight ya!"

Trent steps up, and quietly says, "I'm sorry Court. It was me, but I swear it was on accident. I tripped over my untied shoelace."

I look at him and say, "Nevermind. Everyone back to training."

Wow. My life just keeps getting weirder and weirder. My day went from wake up calls to near death experiences.


AN: That's all I have so far, but I'm thinking it will take about two more chapters to finish the day. Those should be coming out tomorrow and Friday; it will most likely be two short ones but oh well. I will try my hardest to at least update once a week. I most likely won't update 4 out of the 5 weekdays again unless I'm having a really boring, crappy week. I am doing this now for missing two weeks and apologizing for them.

I give a thanks to xyx2468 and MEGA DUNCNEY FAN for reviewing. I would also like to double thank M*************** for following and favoriting this story. As Iv'e said more than once, it really means a lot. Like a whole box of honey bunches of oats (don't take this sentence seriously).

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