Disclaimer: I do not own Tdi/a/wt/roti or their characters

Warning: Rated T for swearing that's not really swearing. Just words that sound like them or have the same meaning.

I was training hand to hand combat with Bridgette when suddenly, a knife comes streaking its way to her.

"What the duck! You could've killed her! What were you thinking?!"

My day went from wake up calls to near death experiences.

The Things Love Does To You

Chapter 4: The Best Food Ever and Jealous Glares

It's 5:30 p.m.. Training went well after the uhhh. You know. The "incident". Anyways, my group and I are eating sandwiches, that I made, for dinner. I should tell ya that this stuff is the bomb. Dot. Com. Can I please get an amen? Anyways, it has (in order from bottom to top): slightly toasted bread, a thin layer of mayo, a thin layer of mustard, a slice of Colby Jack cheese, some green leafy stuff (I think it's spinach), Nacho Cheese Doritos, 2 pieces of ham, turkey, and roast beef, Nacho Cheese Doritos, some more green leafy stuff, another slice of Colby Jack cheese, another thin layer of mustard, a thin layer of mayo, and, to top it off, some more slightly toasted bread. I know the spinach sounds gross, but it's actually pretty good. Bridge is eating a PB&J sandwich though because ours has "too much meat". Pshh. Yeah right. The meat is the best even if it's supposedly "too much meat for a girl". She's just envying us because she's a vegetarian, and we aren't.

I swear Trent, Duncan, Geoff, and I are moaning a lot.

"Mmmm. Court. Your. Food. Is. Delic." Geoff moans SUPER loud while he shortens the word delicious.

"Oh my God this tastes like Heaven." Trent says (or moans. You guys get what I'm saying until we're done eating.) just as loud.

And, the loudest of them all is, of course, Duncan. He practically yells, "Seriously. What the heck did you put in here?! My God it's so good."

All I can "say" is, "It's a secret but no. All of you guys are wrong. My food isn't "good" or "delic" or "Heaven". My food is flame."

"Sometimes I wish I wasn't a vegetarian, but I got to save all the cows, pigs, and other animals in the world." Bridgette sighs while shaking her head.

I swear people are jealous because they keep looking at their crappy food, our bomb ash sandwiches, and then giving us jealous filled glares. Mmmm. The best food ever and jealous glares.

AN: Yea... I know. I suck. I wanted to put this chapter in the story for some reason but had no idea what to put in it. Sadly, most of the chapter is about what's in the sandwich. I will have to admit that those sandwiches are flame, good, whatever you like to say. I love food so much; now I'm hungry, and I don't even have enough food to make half of what's on the sandwich.

Thank you to the founder of the L******************* for adding this story to their community. I really appreciate it.

The next chapter should be out tomorrow; hopefully it will be at least slightly longer than this one. Everyone please review, follow, and/or favorite. They mean a lot to me.