A/N: Because this is something Kurt would probably make Blaine do, just to tease him.
Blaine had been more than happy to agree, really. The idea sounded fun, and besides, he could get a much larger closet that way. His heart swelled a little at Kurt's shy smile, pulling Blaine into a loud smacking kiss. Yay for fashion expansion!
"Blaine let's go!" Kurt pulled him out of the couch, tearing his eyes from watching Rapunzel, Blaine holding him back.
"But this is the fun part the stallion- HAHAHAHA!" Blaine laughed, kicking his feet excitedly in the air. "Kurt, he's so cute! Aww. "
"Blaineyyy! Let's go into the closet!"
"Hmm? What? No I'm not, I'm still quite gay, Flyyn Ryder is cute.. " Blaine looked at him jokingly, giggling again. Burt chuckled from his armchair.
"Blaine Warbler. Are you saying I'm not cute?" Kurt let go of his hand that was trying to get his boyfriend's ass off the couch, folding them on his hips. He stuck his lip out; eyebrows coming together in feign anger.
"Kurt Warbler, you're not cute."
"Oey."
"Hey."
Burt and Kurt looked at him, and he just grinned cheekily. "You're not just cute. You are sweet, smart, sexy, intellectual and very very charming. Prince Charming oh will you lead me back into the closet, I'll be your princess." Blaine squealed in his high voice, clasping his hands together and twirled to Kurt, holding his hand out daintily.
"You had me at intellectual." Kurt smiled, holding his hand in a gentlemanly fashion. "Proceed with me to my quarters, where we will indulge in a fabulous makeover for my one and only." Kurt kissed his knuckled, causing both of them giggle and running upstairs like a bunch of kids.
"Feels like they're back to being kids." Burt smiled, Carole settling beside him and continuing to watch Rapunzel.
"Flyyn is kinda handsome." Burt nodded.
"Pick anything you like! I will then help you coordinate and accessorize." Kurt tangled his fingers into Blaine's, and hugging him from behind.
"Kurt? Can I ask you why? " Blaine sifted through the over-the-top high fashion pieces, most of them too small for his shoulders.
"Mmm.." Kurt placed his head on his shoulders, leaning his head on Blaine's. "Because I wanna share the things I love with the one I love?" He could feel Blaine's emerging grin.
"But your clothes are really expensive.." Blaine hesitated. He had come from a well-off family, but he knew these brands weren't exactly affordable for normal families.
"That's why you'll only wear them going out with me or at my house. And besides, I always pictured you in my clothes and it's rather hot." Blaine turned his head, giving a seductive smile.
"Oh, am I?"
"Shush. Choose a pair of pant- oh god." Blaine unfolded his gold pants, grinning.
"I wanna try these on!"
Kurt furrowed his eye brows, hesitating. "Are you sure? It requires some expert skills in wearing them, even for me.." Kurt tore his eyes from the crotch of the pants, looking at Blaine already pulling down his sweats. "Okay.. you can try.."
To his surprise, those pants were comfortable and really stretchy! But it was a little tight in..some areas.
"And this black shirt!" Kurt lifted his V-neck off, after finding a bigger sized shirt in his closet, and buttoned him from under his chest.
"Kurt, I think these pants.. I can't button them.. Well I can, but I can't zip." Blaine pouted. He really liked those pants yknow!
"Rubbish. Of course you can. Adjust yourself." Kurt looked at him, hoping he can catch the hint. "There."
"What?"
"Your there!"
"What!"
"Oh my god adjust your penis dammit."
"My peni- oh."
"Yes. No you're doing it wrong not to the side you're gonna get zipper marks- heck it let me help."
"AHHHHH!"
"You gotta tuck just under- Blaine. Blaine did you just.."
"Ooops."
A/N: What do you think happened to Blaine? Hehe.
