AN: I swear, this story is fighting me the whole time I try to write it! I hope it's sub-par at least.

Disclaimer:我沒有自己的醫生是誰。

Ch 5: Rendezvouz at the Medusa Cascade

As we were waiting for groups one and two to arrive at the Medusa Cascade, I got bored and decided to bet on what my other selves were doing. "100 credits says that Scholar II has already threatened and/or harmed Jack. That regeneration is a bit...violent. Anyone want to take me up on my bet?"

Maker and I shook on it. I smiled gleefully and said, "I practically have those credits in the bag. Scholar II is the one who pissed off the Sontarans. Thanks for funding my new chemistry set!"

Eleven piped up with, "Scholar, what did you do to the Sontarans? Ten, and anyone else who doesn't know, Scholar here bumped me, well us, out of the 'greatest enemy of Sontar' spot. I kind of want to know what you did. It sounds amusing and a bit embarrassing."

I shifted from foot to foot and mumbled sheepishly, "Well, when the Sontarans slaughtered a colony or two for new clone worlds...it pissed me off. So, I went to Sontar, assassinated their rulers, blew up the majority of their army, and, well...set off a volcano that roasted half the planet. I was a bit...vengeful in that regeneration, and those colony planets they murdered were mostly children. I'm not proud of it. So, that's that tale, and try to keep Scholar II away from Sontarans. She-I, really-spent most of my lab time inventing sadistic ways to kill Sontarans, and every time I came across them, I blew them up. Send her to the Daleks, or really anywhere else."

After my story, everyone was staring at me open-mouthed. Maker broke the silence with a joking, "Remind me not to get on your bad side." The others took the opportunity to break the awkward hush by laughing at that half-joke, but I saw some staring warily at me. The attention was taken off me by seeing the other groups arrive. When Jack limped out of Nine's TARDIS, scratched, bruised, and, by the looks of it, with a dislocated shoulder, I wordlessly held out my hand to Maker for the credits I won. Once all the groups were settled, I clapped my hands and began.

"Listen up! We have schematics for the Alliance ships over there, and we need to go over them so we can divide and conquer. After that, Group One will go after the Daleks, Group Two after the Sontarans, Cybermen, and miscellaneous other ships, and my group will go after the command ship. Is that understood?"

At the murmured assent, I handed out the schematics and divided up. Time to kick some chaotic ass.

AN: Next will be POV of Group Two, maybe one of the Doctors. It's the more merciful group.