Naruto 11 years old Narutos birthday

Sasuke sneaking some cake for Narutos birthday he managed to sneak a whole cake from a villager whose birthday was today. he was snickering his whole way to Narutos once he finally made he put down the cake and backed away so he wouldn't destroy it as he fell over laughing at how easily it was to take the cake and the villagers face would look like when he figures out his cake was stolen(the cake was easily 3 feet tall and 3 feet wide at the base), before slowly getting up still laughing slightly and knocked on Narutos door. "hey mirrorass get up" Sasuke yelled through the door and waited before he heard a bang and Naruto curse before the door opened, "what is it ping pong-san?" Naruto asked(refuring to the Uchiha symbol). They had both came up with some very insulting nicknames to keep up the façade that they hated each other in truth they had to stop from laughing at everyone elses glibness. "happy birthday Naruto" Sasuke said and picked up the cake. Needless to say Narutos eyes bulged at its size "Sasuke that thing is huge if you weren't a guy I'd kiss you right now!" Naruto said as Sasuke chuckled "well it's a good thing I'm not a girl" Naruto eyed Sasuke suspiciously "or maybe you are" Sasuke quickly went to kick Naruto in the face.

Naruto quickly back flipped and chuckled "ok you passed you're a guy" Naruto grabbed the cake and put it down before grabbing a kunai and attempting to cut it "why don't you just use your mirror blade it wont leave any mirror in the cake will it" Sasuke asked as Naruto slammed his head into the table around 5 times before forming a sword out of his mirror chakra and cut the cake cleanly in half then resting on his couch next to Sasuke then gave him a piece of cake on a plate and a fork as they both started eating "oh I almost forgot" Sasuke pulled out a scroll and made a hand sign before a present appeared on top of it.

"here open it" Sasuke said as Naruto eyed the red box with green bow on top and ripped it apart and pulled out a set of long black leather trench coat(like ibikis) a pair of leather gloves that hand 1 centimeter knives at the tips so he could cut tendons with ease and a pair of steeled toe boots that could have the steel become denser with chakra to act as weights and grow with size along with a black tank top and dark blue jeans. "dude you got me a whole outfit and these gloves are kick ass where did you get them "he asked "I didn't buy them I made them with some help from the blacksmith" Sasuke said Naruto smiled wide as he got an idea "hey Sasuke do you still have those blood packets we found by the hospital dumpster?" he asked as Sasuke nodded "yes why?" Naruto grinned "wanna scare some fan girls shitless?" Naruto asked as Sasuke grinned as wide as Naruto "maybe then they would stop following me around if I pranked them good job Naruto come on I got the blood in this scroll" Sasuke got up and ran outside.

5 hours later

After putting up several flyers that Sasuke would be practicing at training field 1 Naruto sat in a tree watching Sasuke practice waiting for 2 specific girls to come, Sakura and Ino, once they arrived it was time to get the show on the road. Naruto jumped out a tree yelling and stabbed Sasuke in the shoulder, or that's what it looked like to the 50+ fan girls watching in horror as blood splat our of Sasukes shoulder meanwhile Naruto and Sasuke were trying not to laugh as they had placed blood packets at all of Sasukes nerve points so he could petrify Sasuke so he wouldn't blow their cover by laughing at the fangirls as one by one Sasuke got covered in what all the fan girls thought was Sasukes blood before Naruto stabbed him in the chest killing him before jumping away purposely leaving a trail of blood while almost the intire group went after Naruto Ino and Sakura stayed back to see if Sasuke was still alive "Sasuke-kun Sasuke-kun are you ok?" they both asked at the same time but were to shocked to move out from behind cover.

When Naruto was sure that all the girls were gone he jumped down to Sasuke and began releasing the muscle trigger but fell over laughing the moment it was done "did you see the looks on their faces Sasuke on man you might still have to run from them they might go from a fan girl mob to just a mob trying to kill you for scaring then" Sasuke stayed completely still and winked at Naruto 2 times and looked toward where Sakura and Ino were hiding but the 2 couldn't see his eyes and quickly jumped out at Naruto "you bastard you killed him now we're going to kill you" Sakura and Ino yelled as they charged at Naruto but much to their dismay the just sunk into the ground, or they thought was the ground till they looked down to see what looked like a mirror puddle little did they know that's exactly what it was as Naruto quickly did a muscle trigger on both girls before coming out the puddle and kicking Sasuke "come get up before the rest of the mob get back."

Sasuke sighed and got up "but you ruined my fun" Sasuke whined jokingly while smiling at Naruto "well I think if you didn't get up as soon as they figured out you were breathing they would of raped your mouth with theirs" Naruto chuckled but Sasuke had a look of pure fright "y-y-y-you d-d-d-don't think they would really do that would they" Naruto nodded Sakura got an idea from it though "hey Naruto can I ask you something" Sakura asked "you just did" Naruto responded chuckling but stopped when she glared "ok what do you want" Naruto asked as he went over so she could speak in his ear and whispered to him her plan and at the end Naruto had to stop from straight up busting out laughing at the plan then looked at Sasuke then to his new gloves Sasuke got him "hummm ask me again in a week when I forgot that Sasuke got me these" Naruto said as he grabbed Sasuke and ran off.

Omake

1 week later

Sasuke woke up to find he couldn't move and he was in an hotel room then looked to his left to see sakura in the bed with him in lingerie then much to his terror he was in nothing but boxers and after realizing that all his muscles were not working he figured out who did this and screamed "NARUTOOOOOOOOOOOO" he screamed the O for several minutes before Sakura pulled off one of her socks and put them in his mouth while giggling saying "put a sock in it Sasuke-kun."

In Narutos apartment

Naruto head his name being yelled and started having fits of laughter knowing it was Sasuke before Itachi showed up at his house "Naruto-kun why is Sasuke screaming your name?" Itachi asked and smirked at Naruto stammering before correcting himself "I mean why is he screaming your name when he is in bed with " to that Naruto snickered "I numbed all his limbs for 12 hours and Sasuke figured it out" Naruto said before both of them broke into a fit of laughter.

After Itachi finally compossed himself he threw Naruto a scroll "here this is the money for whoever could get Sasuke laid first jaraiya was so sure that it would be him that he placed half the pot" itachi said as he threw it to Naruto and the first thing he noticed was the kanji on it for 12 then he looked up at Itachi "that's for 12 mill" Naruto fainted at this and Itachi left after putting the money under him and put him in bed. "lucky kid, I wish I would of thought of that before I left" Itachi said as he left.