Naruto 11 konoha ally

Naruto ran, he ran faster than even he thought he could. Some anbu black ops soldiers saw it fit to kill him today, the day after his birthday too. He knew he wouldn't last against anbu so he ran as fast as he could but was cut off when 2 more anbu dropped in front of him "where do you think you're going demon? We're going to get rid of you once and for all." the anbu said before pulling our a kunai and stabbing it into Narutos chest "finally we got rid of him, now you 2 hide the body outside of konoha we don't need anyone figuring out what happened." he pointed at 2 other men and jumped away as they picked up Naruto put him in a sack filled with potatoes and ran off and after about 10 miles they dropped Naruto on the ground and left him.

Narutos mindscape

"where am I?" Naruto wondered as he tried to remember what happened 'those men…. Did they kill me?' Naruto thought to himself as he looked up to see huge bars and in the middle was a piece of paper with the kanji for 'seal' on it.

"So you're my landlord heh you don't look like much" a girl said as she looked at him.

"w-who are you? Where am i? what happened to me?" Naruto asked.

The girl giggled "in that order, I'm Kyuubi but you can call me kyuu sexy "she winked at him "you are in your mindscape and you were nearly killed" she said in a sweet tone although you could hear the venom when she answered the last question.

Naruto who was barley paying attention to Kyuubi suddenly looked at her closely, she had beautiful and perfect curves dark blood red eyes D cup breast and was wearing a skin tight orange dress but what got his attention the most was the '9' he guessed tails swirling behind her.

What he didn't notice was there was only 8 tails behind her and one was under water creeping towards him.

"who would of guess the nine tailed fox would be sooo.. foxy" Naruto said with a chuckle and although he couldn't see it Kyuubi blushed slightly. 'this container is going to be so much more fun to 'play' with then Kushina' Kyuubi thought as she used the tail that was under water to pull Naruto to her through the cage and putting her foot up and kicking Naruto into the ground and putting her foot on his chest then leaning on her foot and looking down at Naruto "I like this position don't you Naruto-kun" she purred. "now let's talk about an arrangement" she said as she sat on Narutos chest.

Kumo, Yugitos mindscape

"What makes Kyuubi the worst of the bijuu nibi?" Yugito asked,

"Simple kitten, Kyuubi is hornyer then Shukaku is bloodthirsty" Nibi said with a giggle.

"If she's hornyer then shukaku is bloodthirsty you must be as horny as shukaku is bloodthirsty" Yugito said with a snicker.

Nibi gasp "only Kyuubi is anywhere near as horny as he is bloodthirsty, she makes me look innocent she's mated with all her containers, she said the reason was because she was the strongest so she figured she could do whatever she wanted, and that included being a bigger pervert then Jiraiya but her human form is beautiful enough so she could always get away with it" Nibi replied. "I never got away with it" Nibi pouted.

Hotel in unknown town

Jiraiya was laying in his hotel room after going through another day of watching Oto nin do absolutely nothing when he screamed loud enough to be heard all the way in Konoha for no reason.

5 hours later konoha

Izumo Kamizuke and Kotetsu Hagane were 'watching' the village gates(and by watching I mean laying their head down for a nap) when Naruto walked up to the gates, it was night time so the gates were closed. Naruto looked up at the gates then walked over to Izume and Kotetsu "hey can you guys open the gates for me I'm really sleepy." without looking up Izume said "state your business and name." Naruto sweatdropped "I'm here to go to my house and go to bed and my name is Naruto Uzumaki" both of then looked up shocked by this. Izume quickly pressed a botton for the anbu to come while they stalled "Naruto how did you get outside the gates?" Kotetsu asked "I was stabed and they put me in a sack full of potatoes and dropped me not far from here "at hearing him being stuffed into a sack full of potatoes they both chuckled before busting into full blown laughter right when the anbu arrived.

After figuring he wasn't getting a logical response to Izumo or Kotetsu Kakashi turned to see what this was all about and saw Naruto and his eyes widened under his mask "Naruto why did you leave?! More importantly HOW did you leave?! What happened?" Kakashi asked franticly.

Naruto decided to take a page out of kyuu-chans book "aww I like kyuu-chan naru-kun maybe you will get rewarded for picking such a sweet name" kyuubi giggled as Naruto blushed furiously and ignoring her "in that order I didn't chose to leave, I was carried out of the town in a bag of potatoes" this made Izume and Kotetsu brake out into a second fit of laughter and Kakashi to chuckle but Naruto ignored it "and I was stabbed and car… hid out side konoha" he said and stopping himself from saying he was carried off in a bag or potatoes. Hearing Naruto got stab caused Kakashi to gasp then become almost enraged. "come with me to the Hokage at once" he said as he grabbed Naruto and shushined to the hokages office and explained it to the Hokage. "Naruto do your know any of the mask the anbu were wearing?" the Hokage asked Naruto thought for a minute before responding "all I saw was the leaders mask clearly I didn't get a good view of the others but his mask was a rino" Naruto said.

seconds later a man in a rino anbu mask appeared "you wanted me Hokage-sama?" he said then saw Naruto "YOU you were supposed to be dead! Well no worrys I'll finish what I startedFire Release: Great Fireball Technique" the man yelled and Naruto reacted on instinct and used the mirror hand sign (being your middle and pinky finger up with their buds touching while the rest of your fingers have your first knuckle touching and curled with the tips of his thumbs touching his index fingers) and kicked the ground stoping the fireball and incasing it in mirror before bringing his hands apart and slowly moving them back together and as he did the ball got smaller then Naruto did 3 hand signs 'mirror tiger mirror' Naruto thought "Mirror Release: Katon Reversal: Flamethrower" Naruto yelled as he pointed his open palm at and a small hole opened in the ball that pointed to the man who stabed Naruto and out of the hole a stream of flame appeared and fired toward the man. He barely got out of the way but was burnt badly he put enough chakra into that attack for it to be an A rank and this child just blocked it like it was nothing he not only blocked it but forced it back at him he was about to get up when Naruto pointed his palm at him and closed his hand into a fist and the ball of his jutsu flew at him and exploded knocking him out.

The Hokage watched what happened stunned at what was going on but quickly came to his senses "Naruto you just gave me a brilliant idea, once you make those balls do you need to keep adding chakra once you make then?" Sarutobi asked "no jiji once I make the balls I can store the jutsu why?" the Hokage smiled greatly. "I'm going to get you several scrolls and I want you to pick 3 C-rank 2 B-rank and 1 A-rank jutsu then I want you to store the jutsus so you can release it and I will also give you several stunning jutsus so you don't hurt the cilvilians, BUT you can NOT tell anyone I made then for you understand?" Naruto was practicly bonceing off the walls at this idea "of course jiji no one will know."

2 hours later

Naruto fell to the ground exhausted and fell asleep quickly after hitting the ground. He had 25 of each jutsu and 50 stunning jutsus but as soon as he fell asleep he went into his mindscape instead of dreaming.

Narutos mindscape

Kyuubi looked down at Naruto on the ground at her feet "hello Naruto you remember our deal don't you?" kyuubi asked as she sat on Narutos chest and pined his arms to the ground 'Naruto you may be young now but when puberty hits you won't be able to resist me and then… you WILL be mine Naruto-kun' kyuubi thought with a giggle.

I wonder if anyone has ever been carryed off in a sack of potatoes before LOL that would be the best news story ever! Kid beats up captor with potatoes after getting stuffed into a sack of potatoes XD