Me:I'm feeling lazy today lets all take a nap while we're forced to read this story in our sleep in some way we will never figure out

Naruto:ramen…..ramen…..ramen….ramen

Kyuubi slaps Naruto:get ahold of yourself man fight it fight the ramen

Naruto turns to look at Kyuubi: never fight the ramen… ramen is your friend

Me: well while that happens ima start this show…..btw I already did a disclaimer so I aint doing no more

Next day

Naruto was on his way to the academy after the little "accident" with Mizuki.

"hey Naruto wait up" Sasuke said as he jogged next to Naruto before slowing down to a walking pace to match Narutos.

"so if my research was right it would be you me and someone else so who do you think it is" Sasuke asked as he put his hands behind his head and whistled as he looked around. "I don't know either Kiba Hinata Ino or.."Naruto shuttered "Sakura" Sasuke shivered at the mention of her name, she was by far the most annoying fan girl in all of history(no joke Sasuke checked some personal journals to see if anyone else had the same problem). "well we have a 75% chance of winning so anything else to talk about" Naruto was about to shake his head when he remembered the kinjutsu, he couldn't bring them out now but he could show Sasuke the shadow clone jutsu

30 minutes later

Sasuke was huffing and had one arm slung around Naruto to help hold him stay up "here Sasuke I saw this jutsu last night" Naruto lifted Sasukes shirt and slammed his open palm into his stomach and forced chakra into Sasukes chakra reserves, at first Sasuke thought it was an attack till he felt his chakra filling to the brim 'I never questioned Narutos chakra before… but this is INSANE he's filling my chakra completely yet isn't breaking a sweat!' "thanks I needed that" they walked to the academy and waited for Iruka to get there and tell them which team they would be on.

10 minutes of sleeping on their desk later

Iruka walked in "ok class settle down while I announce the teams." Iruka said getting everyone excited "I hope/know Sasukes on my team" was the thoughts of Ino Sakura and Naruto. "now team seven Naruto Uzumaki" Naruto smiled and Sasuke chuckled "Sakura Haruno" Naruto face faulted and Sasuke was on the verge of tears while Sakura was looking depressed "and Sasuke Uchiha" Sasuke burst into tears and whimpered and Sakura figured she could put up with Naruto with Sasuke to keep him in line and Naruto….. well he was aiming a kunai knife at the back of Sakuras head. "team 8 Hinata Hyuuga Kiba Inuzuka and Shino Aburame" all three were content with those choices….. well Hinata still was mubbling out cuss words for not being on Narutos team but that's beside the point "and team ten is Shikamaru Nara, Choji Akimichi and Ino Yamanaka" Shikamaru knew this would happen Choji was happy to be on the same team as Shikamaru and Ino was depressed on not being on Sasukes team "now all on you wait for your jonin senseis. They should be arriving shortly"

1 HOUR 55 MINUTES LATER

"WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT BASTARD OF A JONIN" narut… oh wait Sasuke said "Sasuke you stole my line" Naruto mumbled out as he went back to lying on the desk "and if my information is correct we have Kakashi hatake notorious for being at least 2 hours late for everything and some say he will even be 2 hours late to his own funeral also has 3 tomo sharingan eye in his left eye socket and that's all the information I have on him so far so we have maybe 5 minutes before he gets here" Sasuke looked over at Naruto "and how exactly did you get this information?" Naruto smirked and shrugged "you'd be surprised where people leave their bingo-books." (5 minutes later)as if on que he walked in and a bat landed on his head…. "please notice that I will prank you if you give me a full hour to think of something Kakashi-sensei and for every time your 2 hours late it will become more painful" Kakashi rubbed his face and looked at all three of them" my first impressions are… scary… anyway meet me on the roof" and with that he disappeared in a poof of smoke. "shadow clone… well lets go" and with that Naruto jumped up onto his feet and proceeded to the room with Sasuke following him and Sakura following Sasuke.
rooftop

Naruto walked up the stairs and sat down infront of Kakashi with Sakura to his right and Sasuke to his left "well now that your all here why don't we get started and get to know each other ok? Let's start with name, likes, dislikes, and dreams, pinkie you first." Sakura looked up nervously, "um sensei why don't you go first? You know so that we can see how it's done." Kakashi thought it over for a minute before nodding "sure good idea ok my likes… well I like a lot of things and my dislikes…. People who leave their comrades to die on a mission and my dreams.. well I don't have any at the moment" and with that Kakashi pointed at Sakura before anyone could form a coherent insult "now pinkie you go" as if on instinct she looked over at Sasuke "my likes are…. My dislikes are Naruto-baka" and with that Naruto threw a huge shit-eating grin at Sasuke and Sakura "and my dreams for the future are…" with that she started staring off in Sasukes general direction causing Naruto to go into full blown laughter and Sasuke to whimper "ok Sakura quit drooling" everyone looked over to see that Sakura WAS infact drooling! Now emo.. I mean Uchiha your turn" with that Naruto was sent into another laughter fit and Sasuke grew a tick mark. Once they both calmed down Sasuke continued and Naruto went back to messing with his mirror "my likes are very few that only a select few know and I dislike almost everything" before he could continue Naruto muttered "emo much?" causing Sasuke to… smirk? impossible "shut up Naruto, and as for my dreams… no my ambition… is to kill… a certain person." While most people expected Naruto to come up with a witty response instead Narutos gaze turned colder more icy and the glass he was manipulating shattered the same time Sasuke said person and with that Naruto said in a low quiet voice "sorry" before throwing the mirror into the wall.. if anyone was to look at the mirror and pieced it back together it would hold in it a reflection of Itachi Uchiha. before Kakashi could say anything insulting Naruto said "anyway my likes are scaring people teasing my friend and my dislikes are anything that would harm my friend or any of Konoha and my dream is to become the Hokage and protect the village and everyone in it. "with that Kakashi clapped his hands and got to his feet "well now time to go and be at training ground three by 8 a.m. and don't eat… you'll throw up" and with that Kakashi shunshined away "well see you guys tomorrow I'm going to go train"(A. have no idea how hard it was to not type"well see yall later ima go train"XD) Naruto said "me too" and with that Naruto and Sasuke left leaving Sakura on her own.

in kakashis house

at his house if anyone was to look in the window they would see Kakashi reading icha icha but really he was thinking over his new team "well Sasuke is definitely brooding but when he mentioned who was undeniably itachi Naruto grew could and the killer intent was almost that of the kyuubis intent but other than that he seems very happy most of the time him and Sasuke are definitely long time friends but Sakura is a complete and utter fangirl with no real ninja skills can't wait to see how they do." With that Kakashi closed his book and went upstairs to bed.

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