ME: well this just got interesting
Naruto: what is it? Whats going on what'd you do?
ME: nothing
Naruto: if you did that again…. I'm warning you…
Me: oh come off it blockhead that was just once
Naruto: not once 5 TIMES 5 FU…
Kyuubi: BOTH OF YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP BEFORE I HAVE MY WAY WITH BOTH OF YOU!
Me:… was that supposed to be a threat?
(Naruto whimpers out) please not again
(Kyuubi smiles viciously) looks like I get nights decent to play with I'll let you go this time naru-hime(kyuubi drags me into another room)
Naruto:…well while kyuubi-sama/hime has her fun let's get to the story
(screams can be heard in the other room)

forest of death 2 A.M.
Naruto sat in lotus position for the last 10 minutes before he heard it. SNAP. Naruto jumped up and landed on one foot his other foot blocking a kick be a redheaded female version of him(you can guess who this is can't you?) "good job Naruto-kun your getting better.. now sets see how many times you can follow up with counters" with that the kyuubi swung up her other foot only to get it blocked by Naruto letting go and ducking "faster" kyuubi said as she threw a punch and pulled back right as Naruto was about to grab her arm and sent her foot into his face only for him to lean back her bare foot just barely missing his nose "counter" Naruto brought his foot up and brought it down on kyuubis shin and using his mirror release to lock it in place and bringing his fist up for an uppercut hitting her right elbow and repeating the process quickly locking all her limbs in place "good Naruto now let's see how you do against numbers" Naruto nodded and with one hand summoned 9 clones and kyuubi send her chakra into each of them and they surrender their control to her changing them all to look like exact copies of her. They all circled around him and he got into a three point stance waiting for the first attack the clone behind Naruto lunged only to be dispersed by Naruto jumping and straightening and kicking it with both feet while twisting in mid air and the two on his 2 a clock and 10 a clock getting a double uppercut only to block it and send a kick to Narutos head which just barely gets dodged and their legs grabbed and pulled into each other and slammed into the ground dispersing them and the last 6 came at him and all sending a kick at the same time sending him pinballing into each kick and a seventh coming out of the sky and sending her fist into his chest only to turn into smoke from a punch to the face and all the other clones to combust with mirror-like needles sticking out of their backs "I win kyuubi-chan" "not yet brat" Naruto heard in his head as he was slammed into the ground by the kyuubi from behind "you have to be completely aware of everything around you" kyuubi said as she licked his cheek and held him down "you know the deal time to pay up" Naruto chuckled as he dispersed into smoke and kyuubi to have someone grab her from behind and hold a kunai to her neck "ah ah ah kyuu-chan you wont win that easily" Naruto smirked while licking her cheek the same way she licked his earlier. "I win" he smiled as he let go of her.
kyuubi looked at Naruto and pouted "oh come on wont you at least grope me my bodys currently in heat not my falt that your bodys heat cycles are not connected to mine" she whimpered and held out her lower lip and played with her hair while looking at Naruto.
he was constantly using kyuubis heat cycles to get what he wanted and he wasn't about to stop "only if you allow me to use a full tail of power whenever I choose" Naruto smirked when kyuubi nodded eagerly without even giving it a thought "yes yes just please help me stave off this heat cycle they're getting worse as yours comes closer" Naruto nodded as he tried to message kyuubis breast and keep a completely straight and professional face but quickly developed a blush as the kyuubi guided his hands and moved one to the lower part of her body but whined when Naruto pulled his hand back up "no remember not till I say so" kyuubi cryed out in frustration at this and pulled Narutos face into her breast"I can't take your teasing anymore Naruto-kun I need you too" Naruto smirked hearing the submission in her voice and allowed her this while saying in their mental link "this is a one time thing kyuubi-chan take advantage while you can" while he slipped a nipple into his mouth and sucked till she moved him to the other.

1 and a half hours later
Naruto panted as the kyuubi finally let go and kissed his cheek "thank you so much Naruto-kun, your such a great host" Naruto smiled a little hearing her voice filled with gratitude as the kyuubi dispersed in a puff of red smoke.
Naruto heard light snoring in his head as he got back into lotus position in one of the larger trees "I have 5 hours left till we need to be there mine swell rest while I can". If one was to look then they would see the normally dangerous animals moving over and around him like he was part of nature itself.

8:15
Naruto hopped down from a tree limb and landed in front of Sasuke and Sakura "Naruto-baka your late" Sakura ylled while hitting him upside the head only for him to burst into smoke "how did I know that was going to happen?" Naruto said with a chuckle as he landed next to Sasuke "now since we're a team now we need to work on teamwork and first thing I'm going to do is increase your chakra reserves "Naruto said as he walked toward Sakura "wha..what? why" Sakura said as she started to back away "relax I'm not going to increase it a bunch at once besides your only going to get one tenth of what I put in the rest is used to keep your chakra coils from damaging" Naruto said as he was standing inches away from her now "I'm….im going ot need you to pull your shirt up so I can see your stomach" Naruto watched and waited ready to block any of her punchs but instead she sighed and pulled her shirt up "fine but be quick and no funny business or else" she growled as Naruto got to work first he sealed his hands in place by wraping mirror around his hands and her waist after that the mirror started maping out her chakra coils "Sakura I'm going to need you to close your eyes or else it might go into your eyes" Naruto said as it spread under her clothing "nn..naruto what are you doing" Sakura whispered. She could feel it slithering into her pants! And then into her panties! If she didn't get an explanation she was going to kill him literally "I have to map out your chakra coils so that it all doesn't go into one concentrated area" Naruto replied as it finished going to her toes fingers and around her head and he started pumping chakra into her system. Sakura felt twice as stronge after the first wave of chakra he pushed into her system and he pushed in 4 more waves with that! "you know Sakura for a kunoichi you had barely above civilian level reserves but excellent control now you will need to work to help maintain that control now you have slightly above average genin reserves" Naruto smiled and pulled out a scroll when nsakura gasp and asked him "wait you said that only a 1/10 of the chakra you pump into me will actually increase my reserves if so doesn't that mean that you have at least low jonin chakra and wont you be too tired for this test now?" Sakura looked annoyed and a little worried "no I don't know why but I've always had near impossibly high chakra reserves" Naruto lied and walked to Sasuke "here I have a list of jutsus to learn before Kakashi-sensei gets here" Sasuke looked down and spotted something that caught his eye "Naruto could we do this?" Naruto looked down and smiled "I hoped you would say that" with that they both jumped to a nearby tree and grabbed each others hands and channeled chakra into them causing wind and fire to appear between them and start expanding then stop when it was about the size of a basketball "ok now we need complete and utter control remember the mind link jutsu that went with it?" Sasuke nodded "we're going to need that to work this" with that they both used one of their hands and the other persons hand to form the appropriate seals and shouted "mind link jutsu" Sasuke was starting to feel tired now it was quickly taking all of his chakra to do this but he slowly felt his chakra stabilize and increase curtsy of Narutos vast amount of chakra. Once that was all sorted out they let go of their hands and started steadying the elemental ball. It was known as a 2 person elemental kill switch(EKS) to most it was extremely hard to create and maintain it would need 2 people who all together had every nature affinity and both needs kage level reserves both of these are supplied by Naruto but he needed someone who could take large burns without disappearing they needed to endure the entire process Naruto had found the solution to the biggest problem to the EKS was that the moment you let go it exploded but with Narutos mirror release he could incase and hold the chakra there.
The ball they had wasn't nearly as powerful as it was only using mid-chunin amount of chakra.
once it was finished Naruto stomped the ground and willed his mirror chakra around the ball this took quite a while as Naruto couldn't use his hands to directly control it.
once that was done Naruto sealed it in a scroll "that should serve as a last resort should something bad happen I have a bad feeling…" Naruto was interrupted by an attack from behind that he just barely managed to crouch under the punch and look up to see Kakashi standing there with an his patented eye-smile "good you can never let your guard down" Kakashi had been watching them and he admitted… Naruto alone could take the bells without his sharingan. Which if he needed to pull out his sharingan for one person then they were plenty strong enough to be a one man genin team so he decided he would add an extra way to complete the test an even less obvious answer then before but he expected no less then Naruto figuring it out. "ok now it's time for the test you all have till noon to get these two bells from me, whoever has a bell before noon will pass and eat lunch the looser will fail and have to watch the others eat, annnd start" with that Kakashi thrw three kunai at them before they could question him forcing them to jump away.
with Naruto
"theres something hidden in his sentence but what….. "you have till noon to get these two bells from me, whoever has a bell before noon will pass while the other will fail"….. THAT'S IT" Naruto mentally cheered before he heard kyuubi chuckle in his head "not so fast kit first how are you going to pull it off? You have to get a bell first." Naruto chuckled "that's the easy part" with that Naruto back flipped off the limb he was on-right above Kakashi- and looked Kakashi in the eye "that's a very difficult riddle Kakashi sensei but I've figured it out now I just wish to test my individual skill level as I won't be able to on an actual mission." Naruto smirked as he saw kakashis one eye widen momentarily before he went back to his cool calm self "so… not only has he figured out the riddle but he also states that while he is fighting me individual skill he will not do so during a mission...a perfect student... you have a great son minato-sensei!"Kakashi thought as he smiled "so lets test your power out shall we" Naruto tensed as Kakashi reached into his pocket and stayed tense when he pulled out the same book he always reads "ready... star-" Kakashi was cut off and just barely blocked a kunai strick from Naruto "crap I nearly forgot he's not a normal genin he's advanced with his kekki genkei and has access to the forbidden scroll... I think I might be soloto(shit outta luck on this one)" "come on Kakashi-sensei lets go" Naruto yelled while jumping forward and flipping hitting his foot against the ground as a dramatic way of expanding his mirror chakra against the ground "don't get caught Kakashi-sensei if you do you'll be in my turf and when you're on my turf I go from genin to jounin do to how dangerous my mirror release is when your standing on it" Naruto chuckled before doing about fifty handsigns and as he did each one a new torrent of mirror shot out behind him and over Kakashi quickly forming a net from the pain torrents branching off and connecting and spreading more till they were in a netlike dome "an anbu that was watching me had this idea and asked me to do it... dodge this Kakashi sensei" Naruto laughed as the net started to shot out more torrents at Kakashi forcing him to dodge as the moment he tried to parry one it cut through his kunai and nearly him as well "well Naruto this is a good technique but I thought we were assessing your abilitys" Kakashi smiled as he watched Narutos reaction before he felt it "the ground feels... flatter and I don't feel grass under me... wait" Kakashi looked down and comformed his fears. The torrents of mirror that's been shot at him have been leaving patchs on the ground and was quickly covering the ground but his thoughts were interrupted when he heard "mirror release: secret technique reflection of the past" Naruto looked up to see his twlve year old self standing infront of him "what the hell..." before he could continue the 'young Kakashi' jumped through a hole as the entire net began to collapse on him "dammit that was close" Kakashi looked up to see Naruto kick the heel of his foot against the ground and a small wall of mirror appeared and Naruto cut through it with his finger and pulled out a 5 foot katana with a four foot blade and 1 foot grip, all in all it seemed way to big "come out and play gaishin touei(evil reflection)" Naruto said in a low evil voice. Kakashi took a closer look and noticed that the blade was made out of his mirror release but completely solid and dimed "I feared he'd pull out his kenjutsu but I came prepared" Kakashi pulled out a scroll and summoned a wrapped package and grabbed it just int time to defend against Narutos strike before the blade started to conduct electricity and burn off the wrapping paper "well gaishin touei meet the new resurrected hattake family blade, electrify the dance floor Hakkō Chakura Tō(white chakra blade)" Kakashi smiled a bit remembering back when he used this blade and adding an intro to the blade was fun he had to admit. "yes now we can really have some fun" Naruto ran faster then Sasuke or Sakura could follow and clashed with Kakashi hitting from several angles at once before jumping into the air and spinning in mid-air and letting his limbs fly limply in the wind as he came down towards Kakashi before at the very last second tensing his limbs and slicing Kakashi in half. "looks like I win Kakashi-sensei" with that Naruto exploded into mirror shards spraying Kakashi who used a shadow clone when Naruto was in the air and using a substitution to get out of the way of the explosion before he felt a chop to the back of the neck and realized that Naruto had herded him towards Sasuke "STUPID!" Kakashi thought berating himself before the entire world went black.

Me:ok its done(has several whip marks on my face back arms chest and legs)please no more whipping I'll be good
Kyuubi:you'll be good no matter what got it (she raises the whip and I yell NO and run out of the room)
kyuubi:Naruto get in here I need my footstool AND MY-

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