All four doctors were back in the tardis trying to decide were to go next. They decided try to change time again wasn't such a great idea, when they received a reading on their "magic-o-meter". "are what?" asked the tenth doctor. "does the writer no anything about this series?" "stop breaking the fourth wall!" the ninth doctor shouted. "anyways lets go find out what it is" said the eleventh doctor, and soon they arrived at hogwarts.
"OK" said the war doctor "lets split up again. The ninth doctor and Ill go ask the headmaster whats going on, ten, you get a job as a teacher, eleven, you get a job as a janitor. Lets move!" with that the three doctors moved out. The tenth doctor soon found himself teaching muggle studies to some huffelpuffs. "well" asked the doctor. "what do we do here?" "we dissect muggel body's!" a boy in the front row. The tenth doctor felt sick "you're kidding, right?" "of course" said the boy. "we disect live muggels!"
the tenth doctor screamed and jumped out the window. Witch was a problem, because the classroom was in the dungeons, so he was stuck underground. Meanwhile, the war and ninth doctors had arrived at the headmasters office. "hello" the war doctor said to Dumbledore, while picking up the sorting hat. "were here to see whats going on." with that he tried the hat on. "the universty of nevada!" the hat shouted. "well, that's embarrassing." muttered the war doctor, before tossing the hat out the window. "im free!" the hat shouted, before exploding when it hit the ground. "darn kids planted some more land mines." mused Dumbledore.
Suddenly, everything turned into legos. "cool" said the ninth doctor, taking of his arm and staring at it. Suddenly everything turned back to realistic. "ARGHH!" the ninth doctor screamed. The war doctor rolled his eyes and took him to the hospital wing.
Meanwhile, the eleventh doctor was planing how he would become a janitor. He planed to knock out filch, steal his clothes, sell his clothes for enough money to enter the lottery, and use the winnings from that to bribe some one to buy him janitors clothes. He finally deiced to just knock out filch and leave him in the hallway. Suddenly, luna lovegood and harry potter eloped. "no!" the eleventh doctor shouted. "whats wrong?" asked a student. "harry and luna just got married! I shipped luna with nevile!" "really?" asked the student. "i shipped her with dobby." " I thought she would end up with cedric digory." said a student who was walking by. Another student piped up. "i shipped draco on the titanic. It sank and he drowned to death." everyone stared at him.
Meanwhile, the tenth doctor finally dug his way out, and into the greenhouse. "what are you doing here?" asked madam pomfrey. "i am running from some scary huffelpufs." replied the tenth doctor. Madam pomfrey laughed. "silly man, we dont have huffelpufs anymore. We have Studebakers." ten looked around and indeed saw the greenhouse was full of cars. "my apologies. I must have been hallucinating." he said, before leaving.
Finally all four doctors met up outside the castle. "how did things go?" asked eleven. Ten was still in shock. Nine had his arm stitched back on. And war had left for the university of Nevada. "about as well as normal." said nine. "but look! I got a cat!" he said happily, petting the animal. "i think I will name her marry sue" he said. With that, the four doctors left for further adventures. (and to this day, the people of hogwarts do not know what happened to professor mcgonagall.)