I suppose that's how I ended up here; on a boat heading for Xing undercover. Luckily for me, Wrench, my mechanic, had some extra dyes in his house that Grandpa Pinako used. I really do want to know what he uses those dyes for, but that's none of my concern. My hair color was now a soft honey blond, while my eyes where still the same color brown they always were.

I wore a baggy red sweater of a black tank top, with black pants and combat boots. I quietly glanced around me, not many people were on the boat, most likely on those 'planes' everyone is getting hyped about, and the people on te ship were really odd.

There was this one man, John I believe his name was, who kept talking to me like I was a long time friend, but I had never met him before! Even stranger, his brown hair stuck up at odd angles, and he wore a large brown trench cloak. The man even had glasses, but he didn't wear them. *

There was also this woman, Elizabeth, who kept glancing at me and John, and kept getting nose bleeds every time she looked. She said it was natural, as she held a tissue to her nose, but Im not so sure. She had light brown hair, that fell loosely to her back, bright green eyes, and a flower clip in her hair.**

And finally, there was this little girl; she looked no older than 10, who twitched her fingers nervously, her hair was pulled into a bun, and she would fidget with it sometimes, twirling her brown ; she had green eyes and a light blue streak in her hair.***

Soon enough, the boat's horn blew loudly, signaling that we were nearing the deck. John and Elizabeth paid no mind; but, the girl seemed to jump, clutching her chest, before blushing , and mumbling something to herself.

Everyone started gathering their supplies together; including me, but as I stood up and walked away, John followed me, talking all the while.

"And can you just believe that? She actually slapped me! And I did nothing wrong! It hurted badly!" He rubbed his cheek, pouting childishly.

"Hmm." I grunted, seriously, this guy didn't know when to stop, he was worst than Lieutenant Colonel Maes!

"You know Haruhi, your goals are selfish." I turned around to face John, his face was much more serious than before, and he had an aura that just read RUN AWAY! In a matter of seconds, a once goofy man turned into a serious person, a force to be reckon with.

"What do you mean?" I asked, he couldn't possibly know about the philosopher stone, could he?

"... I wish you luck, Fullmetal." He walked away, his tail coat flipping as he turned, and I could only just stare as he walked away. And a loud noise filled the ship

'Vwoop, Vwoop~'

I got off the ship at the dock, and I immediately felt like laying down, right then and there. I had lag, although I don't think it would be called 'boat lag'. I stretched my libs above me, until I heard a satisfying 'crack' from my bones. Giving a smirk, I picked up my small suitcase and walked down the pier; many faces passed by me, but none of them looked like Major Ryōuji.

Frowning, I kept walking, Looking for the tall brunette. I soon started absentmindedly started to walk, thinking about what John had said.

He said my goals were selfish; so he knew I was searching for the Philosopher stone, And he called me 'Fullmetal', meaning that my disguise didn't work on him, but how did he know? Is he apart of the military, but I just never noticed? No, I think I would have remembered someone like him. Have we met before? He did talk to me like an old friend, but I don't think I ever seen that man before in my life. And what was that noise? Vwoop, Vwoop? That has to be the weirdest noise ever...

I bumped into someone, knocking me and the person on our butts. I winced at the pain.

"You ok?" I asked, looking over to who I bumped into; She was a tall woman, with many curves, her hair was a light brown that looked like it would fall slightly over her waist; a long light purple skirt, a dark purple top, and a small white jacket.

"Yes, Im fine." The woman answered, slowly getting up.

"Sorry about that, my name is Haruhi" Might as well get friendly, I did crash into her after all.

The woman seemed to pause as she examined me closer, namely my hair. "Haruhi Elric?" She asked hesitantly, to which I nodded.

"Yes, what's your name?" The woman gave a broad smile as she put a hand on her chest.

"I am Ryōuji Fujioka! Im the one who will host your stay in Xing!" The woman, no, man grabbed me by the shoulders, a smile on his face.

Mustang said he was a cross dresser.

I just didn't think that it was this far.

* John is the doctor; he will not appear later on.

** That his Hungary from hetalia, she will not appear later on

*** that was me, I will not appear later on.

GODDAMNT IT HARUHI! IM 14! NOT 10! DX