Now that war doctor were back from university, the four doctors decided to go back to normal adventures, unfortunately, that would be a boring story, so that's not going to happen. The T.A.R.D.I.S (terrible adventure rhino dogs in space) landed in Tibet. The four doctors stepped out of the doors, only to come face with the twelfth doctor. They looked at each other for a second before the younger doctors shouted "GET HIM!" "what?" twelve asked. War doctor punched him in the face. Eleven sung "the wheels on the bus go round and round". Ten hit him with a croquet bat. Nine tripped and fell back inside the tardis.
"why are you doing this to me?" yelled twelve, trying to fend the others off. "because of you, were not the doctor anymore!" ten said. "but that's not true. Hes why you're not the doctor anymore." twelve responded, pointing to eleven. Ten started trying to strangle eleven , while twelve ran for his life. War doctor rolled his eyes, grabbed his older self's and went back into the tardis, knocking nine over again. "he wont make it far. We have a tardis!" he exclaimed, pushing a button on the counsel. The four doctors tardis appeared , and the doctors ran out... to see twelves tardis disappear.
"oh yeah, he has one too" ten said. "this is you're fault!" eleven yelled, going to attack ten, but ran into nine, who of course was knocked down the side of the mountain. War doctor separated them (again) and forced them back in the tardis. "how are we going to follow them?" ten asked himself. "we will never catch him" "yes we will, sandshoes." eleven said. "all we have to do is use technobabble!" "hes right" said the war doctor. "you see, tardises leave a trail of techy sounding stuff. If we can calibrate the thingy, combing it with the whatsit, we can follow him." "but" said ten, getting in on the action. "what about the plot stuffy and space gibberish?" "oh that's no problem. We will simply go to the fifth dimension, and come back in threw the convince anomaly." eleven said. They all stared at eatch other. "the author really needs to take a science class" war doctor said. Just then, nine burst in threw the doors. "stop breaking the fourth wall! Now get us out of here." "why?" inquired eleven. "because the yeti is chasing me!" "don't be ridiculous" scoffed war doctor. "there's no such thing. Ill prove it"
war doctor opened the door to see... a pop band consisting of lady gaga, Justin bieber, hank Williams jr and a opera singer. They were called "the yetis". War doctor slammed the doors shut and shuddered. Ten and eleven were sympathetic for him. Nine wasn't because he had slammed nines fingers in the door. The four doctors punched the correct coordinates into the control thingy, and they were off! Soon they caught up with twelve, and rammed his tardis out of the vortex and into tombstone Arizona, 1882.
the four doctors jumped out of their tardis on main street, each with their special western gear. Eleven had a stetson. Ten had a bowler. War doctor had a top hat. Nine had marry sue, who munched on his hair. On the other side of main street was twelve, wearing... his underwear. But since he was wearing his normal clothes over them, no one cared. "this town isn't big enough for the four of us." war doctor said, striding forwards. "one of us will have to go." taking this as an order, ten and eleven tried to kill eatch other. After the war doctor specified he meant twelve, the five doctors faced each other, four on one. They all fired. They all hit nine. Seriously, did you expect something else? Out of bullets, twelve pulled out his sonic screwdriver! War doctor rolled his eyes. "what are you going to do, build a Cabinet at me?" twelve promptly built a cabinet and threw it at war, but missed and hit nine. "WHY DOES THE UNIVERSE HATE ME?" he yelled.
And then, some major plot point happened. "hello" said the army man. "im major plot point." great, know my own story is insulting my spelling. Anyways, suddenly... twelves mind was transferred to nine! Why? Because I said so.
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