The other three doctors stared at nine, until he jumped up with a confused cry of "fantastic kidnyes!" "i dont think he is well" ten muttered to eleven. "whats youre name?" the war doctor asked, striding forwards. The ninth... twelth?... the other doctor thought for a second before replieing. "i am the twelth doctor" he hit himself in the face. "i mean ninth". War doctor rolled his eyes. "wich side is nine?" the ninth doctor pointed ot his right side. War doctor nodded and punched nine in the right side of the face. "right, twelve plus nine is twenty one, so youre the tweny first doctor. Lets go. Sandshoes, grab twelves body." ten rolled his eyes and grabbed twelves bodys feet and dragged him into the tardis. "where do I put it?" he asked. "ill take care of him" said eleven. Eleven stuck him in the frige. "right, we should go to narnia. They will be able to fix this there." "um...what?" asked doctor 21, but it was too late, they were off again. They soon reapeared in the woods between the worlds. The five doctors stepped out and looked around. "ok" said eleven. "me and war doctor will try this pool, and 21 and eleven can try that one" the doctors agreed and started, but there was a loud shout from behind them, causing them to turn around. Out of the woods stepped... a man in a brown trench coat and fedora. "what do you want?" asked war doctor. The man shrugged. "im just hear for my obligatory cameo." with that he left. The doctors rolled their eyes and contiuned. Ten and 21 arived in charn after jumping threw the portal. It was the time of the climatic battle, to decied the fate of the world. Ten looked around, grabbed a paint brush and begain drawing a big red four on a near by wall. "this is hardly the time for this." grumbled 21. ten ignored him, finished writing, picked up a nearby hammer, and destroyed the wall. "stop breaking the fourth wall!" shouted half of 21. the other half yelled "kidneys!" ten rolled his eyes. "that should do for this chapters running gags." meanwhile, eleven and war doctor had arived in narnia. There they meat a talking goldfish. Unfortuntly, since it is perfectly aceptible to kill fish in every movie ever (except finding nemo) the doctors had some nice fish sticks. Back in charn, specificly the royal palace, jades and her little sister were face to face. "you have lost, jades." the sister said. "give up youre t.v privalges." jades sneered. "never! Dad said I could keep them!" "father did always like you best." the sister mumbled. "you have forced my hand, sister. You used magic, you cheater!" jades replied. The sister looked confused. "i used it to brush my teeth." she said. "foolish sister!" jades said, shaking her head. "are deal said no magic. So since you cheated I will use the deplorebal word!" the sister thought for a second before coming up with her daring last words. "aw, dang." "SPONGE BOB SQAURE PANTS!" jades yelled. Ten and 21 looked, as on the horion apeared a giant shock wave from the deplorebale word. "well, time to leave." ten said, stating the obvious. All three (two?) doctors ran and jumped threw the random portal back to the wood between the worlds. There they meat war and ten. Who were missing there shirts. And had no hair. And were painted blue. "dont ask" grumbled war doctor as they all climbed into the tardis and tock off, contiuning there quest to separate 21 back into nine and twelve.