Mr Incredible had decided to move to Miami in pursuit of more suitable work. He decided to lead a life of investigatory work on behalf of his old friend Gordon Ramsey. Gordon had transferred over to the culinary arts because dead people reminded him of meat so much that it made his tummy grumble.

'Well fuck me sideways you're an incredible fuck y'know,' he'd said as Mr. Incredible did actually fuck him sideways, just earlier that day.

Bob and Gordon had decided to take a walk and were out around the park trying to find the woman that sold cocaine when they found Johnny Depp dead in the tree.

'Well fuck me sideways thats a man in a tree.'

'Thats Johnny Depp in a tree.' Mr. Incredible said as he ripped off his clothes, simultaneously with Gordon's.

Hugh and Edward, meanwhile, were sitting on the stairs leading down to the beach from Hugh's house. As Frank Ocean would put it, they'd been thinking bout forever. They agreed to dismiss the fact that Hugh was married and just love each other in that moment. Edward had cut off their clothes and sand was seeping into their bums. As the ocean breeze kissed Edward's skin a shiver ran down his spine, the salty air making his nipples sore. Hugh was much better weathered to being naked, lightly callused from his work in acting as various action men.

'My nips are sore, Hugh.' Eddie murmured, feeling heat rise to his 'cheeks'. Hugh revealed from behind him some PawPaw Ointment and unscrewed the cap,

'Turn around.'

Eddie quietly compiled, not wanting to ruin the moment by saying 'sure thing buddy-bobinski'

Hugh erected his claws and put ointment on them, blood rushed from Edward's face when he felt the cold steel slipple his nipple. And the blood rushed all the way down to his wee wee weapon. Edward blushed heavily, feeling Hugh tease at his one nipple. He only had only theone so he hoped it wouldn't get cut off like the other one had the last time Eddie had explored his temple. He let out a shaky breath, staring out to the ocean. He thought of how somewhere out there there was a town in Sweden completely snowed in. This really got Edward moist. He closed his eyes and made a guttural noise reminiscent of moose. Hugh noticed the man-mountain forming before him and felt his extremities tremble, he could feel thunder from down under, urging him to make the summit up this mountain. So thats exactly what he pursued. Hugh straddled Eddie and was gonna put his dingus in Eddie's seiner-wallet when 'suddenly' Mr. Incredible appeared.

'I DON'T KNOW HOW BUT I KNOW YOU PUT JOHNNY DEPP IN THE TREE.'

'Whaaaaaaaat? Nooo we didn't!' Hugh said.

'Yeah you did.'

'Prove it.'

So Mr. Incredible took Hugh and Edward out to the park to see Johnny in the tree.

'I don't understand all I see is a kite.' Edward whispered.

'No that's a dead body.'

'I dunno Bob, that sure looks like a kite.' Hugh folded his arms to represent his confidence.

'Or it could be a treehouse.' Eddie added.

'Yeah or a treehouse, you stupid detective. Guess you're not so Incredible after all.'

Bob had been thwarted once again. Mr Incredible scuffed his foot into the ground, embarrassed to be corrected in front of his love interest. Yes, Bob had fallen for Johnny Depp. But since Johnny was dead he decided to transfer that affection to Edward Scissorhands, don't worry.

Eddie noticed how embarrassed Bob was so he invited him to join Hugh and him at the beach house to watch Frozen and some cowboy movies. Lets just say it wasn't just the horses that got ridden that evening. As the sun set over the ocean, streaking the sky with pinks and golds, Eddie looked over to the mirror in Hugh's bedroom. The golden sun had painted his skin orange, making the beads of sweat on him twinkle like humble stars. His matted hair had light entangled in it, forming a somewhat halo around his noodle. Edward felt very pretty in that moment. He looked down at Mr. Incredible and realised that he'd impaled him.

'Oh look I've been impaled.' Could be heard from the lounge room's TV.

Hugh came into the bedroom with a cup of milk (it soothed the skin) and screeched when he saw Bob all floppy. They decided to put Bob up next to Johnny, not realising that it'd fulfilled his last wish.

The End.