I in no way intend for this to be offensive to anybody with a mental disorder.
The only thing I own in this story is The Loony Bin.
Dear Loony Bin,
I have a "friend" who is in dire need of your help. His name is Tom Marvolo Riddle. Jr, and I believe that he has schizophrenia, npd (narcissistic personality disorder), and multiple other mental disorders.
P.S make sure that he doesn't play with sticks, he believes that they are weapons and will attack anybody he comes into contact with his stick.
Yours Truly Harry James Potter.
Dear Mr. Potter,
We thank you for recommending Tom to our services. Your suspicions about his multiple mental disorders are correct.
We will have him stay at our facility for further observation and when we feel that we have completed his diagnosis we will put him a regimen of drugs and release him from our care.
We have also observed his "minions" and have found them to be very sick also.
Sincerely The Loony Bin.
Dear Potter,
I WILL KILL YOU!
The people at the loony bin are constantly watching me. They even watch me when I'm on the toilet.
They only feed me brown mush and weird pills that taste like shrimp, and they BROKE MY WAND! Then they brought Bella and Lucius here and they won't stop whining.
Homicidally The Dark Lord, Voldemort.
Dear Voldy-Poo,
Can you send me some of that mush?.
Sincerely,Harry James Potter
Harry received the mush the next day,
"Dudley I have a snack for you," Harry said,as he gave the pig-like teenage the mush after eating the brown substance Dudley started puking because of the vile taste.
Dear Voldy,
Thanks for the mush,Dudley hated it.
P.S Tell Lucius you got revenge for his wand.
Yours Truly The Boy Who Lived
Dear Potter,
Lucius has stopped whining,but now Bella is begging him to whine with her.
Help!
Sincerely The Dark Lord Voldemort
Dear Voldykins,
Ask for some earplugs.
Yours Truly Harry Potter.
Fred & George:Help she's chasing us with a frying pan and he won't stop until you review.
Me:MWA HA HA,MWA HA HA