I have been here a three whole years learning ancient spells, and tomorrow is the final test to see if I am ready to move on to judging souls or the other thing that he still hasn't seen fit to tell me about. The first spell I had to learn here I bet is the one I'm mostly going to use I personally find it very useful. Oh here come Death.

"Harry for your test you will be going to the mortal realm and for my entertainment you prank the a high authority figure." I stand there in shock from what Death says he wants me to prank someone after all this time learning ancient, old, powerful spell he wants me to do something like a worthless prank. Honestly I feel like his mind has been deprived of simple cognitive abilities.

"What..." I pause for a few seconds gathering my thoughts. "Is wrong with your mind Death, pranking a high authority figure I bet Life is smarter than you." I had met Life a while back, I had of course instantly turned into mush

"Harry we will be going to meet a old friend of mine named Life." I raised an eyebrow.

"I kinda thought you guys would hate each other given that your both bloody opposites." I had picked up on British lingo even though I live in Death's place with no actual accents.

"It's a stereotypical view Harry." The old geezer sighed. "Now we got to go through the portal to get to her realm." I grimace with unease at going through that damn portal.

"Now come Harry to Life's realm." Dum old Death said while marching to the portal. The portal to Life's realm is a very bright green and the light at the end of the tunnel is a deep rose color.

"Arg" I shouted as I stumbled out of the portal. Death as always walks out perfectly. I shot a glare at him which he returned with a raise eyebrow.

"Aw! Death how could of you to bring a guest." An angelic voice floated through the room. I turned my head towards the source of the voice and felt my legs turn weak, my hand grow sweaty and by thought to all but vanish . "And a mortal to how sweet." She smiled and butterflies exploded in my stomach.

"Life... you should know that he is not just a mortal." Death whispered.

"Oh of course how could I forget he is your master." She smirked. At this point I had begun drooling.

"Oh how silly of me I forgot to introduce my self I am Life, and you are."

"H-Harry Potter."

_Flashback-ends

"Yes I'm sure she is a master but we still are doing something for my entertainment." He says turns around and walks out on me. Oh how I hate him, but still it might be fun only a little of course but still. I walk over to the library, and read up on several spells for tomorrow. I reached for a book called Ancient Magicks in Pranks. If anyone had actually read this book they'd probably think 'who would use magic for such a thing,' at least the purebloods would.

The fake sun wakes me up, from my sleep. I like any other child moan and groan in agony as the sun shines in my. As I finally gain the bravery to open them I notice that I'm sleeping on a book in the library. I immediately jump up awake and yell "Death when are we starting the test." I hear a faint whisper in my right ear.

"We already started it, your in the Hogwarts library the most extensive, boring for sure but still quite extensive." I shudder at the boredom, it is my one and only weakness to immortality, but alas we are here to play a prank on authority, so Dumbledork it shall be. I turn on my invisibility and slowly creep out of the library and out into the hallway. Where I walk through the hallway, catching snitches of conversation.

"Isn't Charlie Weasely so handsome."

"Yeah I know if only he stopped hanging around those dirty animals."

I wondered for a moment who Charlie Weasley was before I made a mad dash to the Great Hall. I stopped and my jaw dropped metaphorically down in awe as I stare at the ceiling that is beautifully enchanted to show the skies weather. I stopped staring as I saw an old man staring out at the children with irritatingly twinkling eyes. Then I walked along the walls stepping quietly so as to avoid attracting attention and made it behind the staff's table. Pointing my wand at the headmaster I whispered under my breath. "Frumenti vim pop" and then "Vocet cibum" while focusing on Popcorn. Thousand of popcorn pieces filled the air around me and after a seconds delay fly towards the headmaster. Suddenly I formed a rather nifty idea involving the popcorn I silently hiss. "Cibum Disputatio" while once again focusing on the popcorn. The popcorn surrounded the headmaster and started to yell at him. "How dare you eat our comrades dirty little bearded man." Silence reigned before every child and teen in the Great hall squealed with laughter. All of the professors shot curses at the pour pieces of popcorn though I did notice Professor Flitwick smilling in delight, no doubt at the excelent charm work that it took to create talking pieces of popcorn.

Finally after ridding themselves of the last piece of popcorn which valiantly shouted at the Headmaster how he should shave his head bald before it too died. Sadly enough the Headmaster spoke with eyes secretly twinkling with suppressed rage at having been humiated so horribly. "Will whoever has done this please come forward." He asked in his faked grandfatherly voice. No one of course came because no one could have cast my brilliant charms. "Well than since that most entertaining fiasco interupted our halloween feast let us get back to it." He sat back down fumingly.

I decided to pay my respect to our dearly humiliated Headmaster and humiliate him farther I shot a hair removal jinx at him. Every child gasped in surprise as his hair suddenly dissapeard I cast another spell to make it appear to him and the staff the he still had his hair. After that finishing touch I dissapeared into the shadows and into the realm of Death.

"Well I must say you did well." You can hear the amusement in his voice.

"I happen to think I did great especially with the popcorn men. They fought valiantly." I wipe a fake tear from my eye.

"Well" Death says in a musing voice. "I thought making the Headmaster bald was a great idea especially making so only his staff can't see through the illusion."

"Ah! I do live to serve oh Death."

"Technically I'm the one who lives to serve considering... that well you are my master." Death whispers.

"Well whatever now we gonna move on to the next traning realm or what cause I am totally awesome passing that test with such ease." I say while pumping my fist.

"Yes making someone bald constitutes good things." I giggle in reply and leap through the portal heading towards that dark and grey land that I was at a year ago.

We both stumble out this time into the depressing atmosphere of this place. I feel as though I want to curl up into a ball and whimper till mommy comes, but instead I take a deep breath and stand up tall as can be.

We walk through the desolate place out of the cottage and onto the grey sick plains of this horrible place. As Death stops walking I notice a little hole in front of him, something seems to be coming through. Death snatch the thing and I realize that it is in fact real and not a figmant of my mind, he... I dare not mention it, but he is sucking away the only color the soul has. He finishes and throughs it onto the ground where it seeps into the ground, screaming all the way. I look in fright at what he just di.

"This is what you must do young master judge those worthy to pass on and throw the unworthy back into the ground, while stealing all that belonged to them." Death whispers.

"But." I wimper. "What if I can't do that. What if I can't steal a person's memory or emotions."

"Just give it a try." He walks around me touching my face a he goes around.

I step forward towards the hole as a little soul flits up. I see it's a child's. I grab it by the scruff of its neck and stare deep into his eyes. I see a childhood with pain and greef, being beaten daily, almost. All he wanted was nice parents he feels it was trully an accident what he did I look at Death for confirmation of what I'm about to do and ask. "How do I send it on."

"You must let go, and say words of comfort." Death whispers in his strangely comforting voice.

So I do what he says I let go and say. "It is okay what you young child did, your parents where evil now go pass into the light, paradise and meet your ancestors." A light opens up above him I can finally hear singing and the child floats through. The child waves at me right before it closes shut. After that another soul peaked its head through. I grabbed it by the neck and once again stared deep into a soul. This one had darkness lurking deep beneath it I saw a prison garded by something horrible worse than this realm I'm in now. I saw his life before and saw him torturing and raping families afterward killing them. I knew that I could suck souls dry and leave them to rot in the dirt from which they came. I sucked it's memories and it's emotions out and threw him onto the ground relishing in his screams.

"Now." Death smiled. "We can really begin the training. He says.

Hey anyone want to guess who the master of life is