p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 114%; text-decoration: none;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"The cold winter air wifted into Rin's nose as she walked her ass over to the nearest future Taco Bell. But only to find that there was no Taco Bell, only a Pizza Hut Taco Bell McDonalds, which is the combination of Pizza Hut, Taco Bell, and McDonalds. Two other robed figures were following behind her, a sweet on the right's brow which he was failing to try and eat without using his hands. Rin looked back noticing the figures presence, they seemed very focused on following her tail no matter where she went. Rin stopped in her tracks after 25 Minutes of walking and found a gigantic store, so intimidatingly large that it casted a dark shadow over everything around it. It was…. Burger Tesco King Extra Extra and Knuckles. The manager of this monster was busy intimidating the customers with his large helmut and deep breathing. Dressed in a apron stood Darth Vador, shouting at a Bard who was playing black Metal and killed a Clown with it in the biscuit ille just as he was about to throw a molotov, that poor poor slowly stepped into the oversized mall constantly looking in different directions to observe her surroundings. There were Leprechauns everywhere. There was a Anime store that the Leprechauns were flocking to it, a Manga store with nothing but Dragon Ball Z, One Piece,weaboo shit, and Attack on Titan and a GAME store filled with nothing but Call of Duty and Dorito flavored Mountain Dew. Then suddenly, Rin bumped into the Nurse from scchoolhool !. The Nurse turned to Rin's direction with his classic unnecessarily smug smile. "Why hello Rin!" he called with a great big smile on his face, Rin's only reply was to just stand the and stare at him as if he had a gigantic wart covering his entire face from society./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 114%; text-decoration: none;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"Then suddenly the Nurse just exploded casually and nobody did anything to stop it. Not even darth vador did anything, and he does a lot of things./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 114%;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"Rin then smiled and let out a sigh before saying "Thank the lorf" Rin then continued her epic conquest for food. The two hooded figures looked at her awkwardly, they knew that explosions where normal here in the real world, but that explosion was /spanspan style="font-size: 11pt;"special. /spanspan style="font-size: 11pt;"Rin eventually came across probably the weirdest store she ever seen, it was Sainsbury's...but everything was upside down and looked like a toddler's bedroom with pictures of "2spooky4me" everywhere./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 114%;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"Then suddenly, 10 armed Skeletons came out of no where armed with memes. And not good memes, they where…...…...…...…...… Rage Comics. Rin stepped back slowly not wanting to put up a fight she could not win, but the Sainsburys sign fell down behind her blocking the exit and revealing that the shop was…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...The real life…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...version of….…...…...9GAG. The home of all memes, the site filled with secrets and more meme's then Tumblr's grandma can choke on, and there at the top of 9GAG was the king of it all. Christian Weston Chandler the creator of Sonichu in his Sonichu form. He looked like an ugly recolour of a recolour. Rin stared at Chris, her eyes full of haterid and hot pink. "Well well well, look what we have here. A new waifu for my collection!" Chris smiled a massive smile, his cheeks where falling off of his face, behind him the wall slid off to reveal thousands of animu waifus having a tea party with Sonichu characters. Mikasa from Attack on Titan was there as well, she was having tea and biscuits with Rosechu and/span span style="font-size: 11pt;"all of the sailor scouts. Rin yelled extremely loudly "I WILL NEVER BE YOUR WAFFLE, NOT IN A MILLION FUCKING YEARS!"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 114%; text-decoration: none;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"Chris-Chan laughted. "No not you! I'm talking about her!" and then Chris-Chan pointed over to the booze ille where there stood The Random Pie's, the co writer of the story's, Waifu Hanako./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; line-height: 114%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;""span style="font-size: 11pt;"Oh I misunderstood you, I apolgize for my sudden explicit behaviour" Rin said but just then, Jorden fell out the sky holding a bunch of guns and wearing not only a hoddie with hatsune miku on it but AK47's and a sniper rifle and a BF4 dogtag around his kneck. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY DICKSTIFER!?"/span/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 114%; text-decoration: none;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"And then, they had the most awesome battle th world had ever saw. There where bullets flying everywhere, and waifus were pouring out of their tea party cells like water being poured out of a cup. And as they all ran like headless flys, the weaboos where waiting outside, ready to kidnap the waifus again. As The Random Pie shot Naitsirhc in the head, Hanako was dragged away by a neckbeard in a 8 wheeled jeep. The Random Pie stopped shooting and then turned around, he dropped his guns and pulled out a minigun from his pocket somehow then yelled "DON'T WORRY HANAKO I WILL SAVE YOU! WITH THE POWER OF LOVE!" then ran off at the speed of sound constantly tredding over a bridge of dead skeleton corpses and doritos whilest the back to the future theme played./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 114%; text-decoration: none;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"Rin was hiding away from the crowd of weeaboo's making sure she was not made a permanent wife to stay always at there side against her will, the barrel she was hiding in was about to give way and she did not know what to do next once her cover was blown. And then suddenly Rin was teleported out of the barrel to a place Rin had never seen before. There was fog and shit everywhere. But not actual shit that would be gross. The dark green grass and large sky above her made her feel splendid, the fog smelt like burnt toast from 2 years ago, the wind was blowing hard downwards, the clouds were doing the harlem shake and the trees were upside down. She had landed into a place of true happiness. Rin shed a tear whilest smiling just by observing this magnificent world, it looked like someone threw up there lunch...a truly bootifal sight to be seen. "This is all I ever wanted in life…." she said engulfed by her own joy../span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 114%; text-decoration: none;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"Then suddenly a shadow of a person was coming towards her from the fog. Rin could see two triangles coming out of the person's head. It was…./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 114%; text-decoration: none;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"A CAT GIRL. Though she didn't look like a human cat girl, there was something off about her. Maybe it was the grey skin or the fact her cat ears where actually horns, but Rin just put a imaginary hand to her chin and stared at her. Yeah she still couldn't pin point what was off about this cat girl. Mayby it was the rainbow coloured hair pin or the t-shit justin beiber top or it might be those jeans that were made in 1972,. Just then another cat girl came out of the fog looking nearly exactly the same at first, and then punched the other in the face. ":33 THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LIKING JUSTIN BIEBER YOU HIPPY" The maybe seven year old Cat girl smiled in victory over the other cat girl with a broken nose./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 114%; text-decoration: none;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"The other cat girl introduced herself while stepping on the Justin Bieber loving one's face, she said her name was Catnip or something Rin didn't really care. Rin continued to wander the unknown dimension looking for any more lovely sights, the cat girl following her in hot pursuit, but just then she came across a golden tomato fused with a brown apple, it was shining casting massive shadow over the hills. ":33 Oh that's our holy fruit, the darkshadowweafuntime!" The Olive wearing cat girl explained ":33 It was put there by Internet Jesus, the master of all Trolls, moderator of 4Chan,Zerochan,Katawachan and creator of Urban Dictionary who controls us to destroy websites with our power of being fucking morons!" The cat girl's eyes sparkled at the mention of Internet Troll Jesus. Rin stared at the cat girl in surprise they have a god thats sounds very much like her's before turning to face the statue again and observing it, suddenly out of nowhere a bunch of Ninja's dressed in ties came out of nowhere holding plastic power ranger toys and wielding a carboard Omnitrix (Ben 10's magic watch thinge) on there wrists and arms. "HUEHUEHUE, We are the FUKCNNUTS-F, the Fucking Universal KingSized Caramelldansen Nullifyer Titanic Skulleve Force. We have detected a higher then Snoop Dogg rating in the Fucktarous sector and it is coming from this very structure! Which in other words means...were gonna mug ur swag" they all said perfectly synchronized with eachover. Then all of there team ran like little girls towards the statues and picked it up using a carboard box with a up sign on it and then downloaded it on a Nintendo 3DS which had a Vinesauce symbol on it. "IF YOU WANT YOUR PRECIOUS STRUCTURE BACK YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO FACE US AT ARE SECRET LAIR, which is far east from hear next to a big wal mart store and facing a shop that touches the clouds called Sample Text"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 114%; text-decoration: none;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"The troll cat girl gave the ninja men a strange look before getting out a futuristic troll lazor gun and shot one in the face faster than you could say "Britney Spears likes peparoni sandwiches"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 114%;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"She then shot all of them at the same time with her troll powers because why the fuck/span not? All of them fell to the ground at the same time except for one of them, which was probably shitting this ninja plant jumped back in reaction to the gunfire before running up to the last one standing and doing a KICK IN THE FACE to it, He stumbled back and then fell to the floor before slowly dieing. "I finnaly did something useful….IM NOT A USELESS CHARACTER ANYMORE!" Rin said happily jumping up and down before tripping over her own feet again. The catnip troll picked her back up and give her a thumbs up ":33 Nice one Tin!" she congratulated her. Rin then continued her epic conquest, adventuring into the unknown and seeing new sights. Although there was not much to see, most things looked like they were made on the Unity engine and the billboards looked like they were made on the Atari 2600./p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 114%; text-decoration: none;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"Then suddenly the Nurse just exploded casually and nobody did anything to stop it. Not even darth vador did anything, and he does a lot of things./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 114%;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"Rin then smiled and let out a sigh before saying "Thank the lorf" Rin then continued her epic conquest for food. The two hooded figures looked at her awkwardly, they knew that explosions where normal here in the real world, but that explosion was /spanspan style="font-size: 11pt;"special. /spanspan style="font-size: 11pt;"Rin eventually came across probably the weirdest store she ever seen, it was Sainsbury's...but everything was upside down and looked like a toddler's bedroom with pictures of "2spooky4me" everywhere./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 114%;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"Then suddenly, 10 armed Skeletons came out of no where armed with memes. And not good memes, they where…...…...…...…...… Rage Comics. Rin stepped back slowly not wanting to put up a fight she could not win, but the Sainsburys sign fell down behind her blocking the exit and revealing that the shop was…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...The real life…...…...…...…...…...…...…...…...version of….…...…...9GAG. The home of all memes, the site filled with secrets and more meme's then Tumblr's grandma can choke on, and there at the top of 9GAG was the king of it all. Christian Weston Chandler the creator of Sonichu in his Sonichu form. He looked like an ugly recolour of a recolour. Rin stared at Chris, her eyes full of haterid and hot pink. "Well well well, look what we have here. A new waifu for my collection!" Chris smiled a massive smile, his cheeks where falling off of his face, behind him the wall slid off to reveal thousands of animu waifus having a tea party with Sonichu characters. Mikasa from Attack on Titan was there as well, she was having tea and biscuits with Rosechu and/span span style="font-size: 11pt;"all of the sailor scouts. Rin yelled extremely loudly "I WILL NEVER BE YOUR WAFFLE, NOT IN A MILLION FUCKING YEARS!"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 114%; text-decoration: none;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"Chris-Chan laughted. "No not you! I'm talking about her!" and then Chris-Chan pointed over to the booze ille where there stood The Random Pie's, the co writer of the story's, Waifu Hanako./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; line-height: 114%; text-decoration: none;"span style="background: transparent;""span style="font-size: 11pt;"Oh I misunderstood you, I apolgize for my sudden explicit behaviour" Rin said but just then, Jorden fell out the sky holding a bunch of guns and wearing not only a hoddie with hatsune miku on it but AK47's and a sniper rifle and a BF4 dogtag around his kneck. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY DICKSTIFER!?"/span/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 114%; text-decoration: none;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"And then, they had the most awesome battle th world had ever saw. There where bullets flying everywhere, and waifus were pouring out of their tea party cells like water being poured out of a cup. And as they all ran like headless flys, the weaboos where waiting outside, ready to kidnap the waifus again. As The Random Pie shot Naitsirhc in the head, Hanako was dragged away by a neckbeard in a 8 wheeled jeep. The Random Pie stopped shooting and then turned around, he dropped his guns and pulled out a minigun from his pocket somehow then yelled "DON'T WORRY HANAKO I WILL SAVE YOU! WITH THE POWER OF LOVE!" then ran off at the speed of sound constantly tredding over a bridge of dead skeleton corpses and doritos whilest the back to the future theme played./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 114%; text-decoration: none;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"Rin was hiding away from the crowd of weeaboo's making sure she was not made a permanent wife to stay always at there side against her will, the barrel she was hiding in was about to give way and she did not know what to do next once her cover was blown. And then suddenly Rin was teleported out of the barrel to a place Rin had never seen before. There was fog and shit everywhere. But not actual shit that would be gross. The dark green grass and large sky above her made her feel splendid, the fog smelt like burnt toast from 2 years ago, the wind was blowing hard downwards, the clouds were doing the harlem shake and the trees were upside down. She had landed into a place of true happiness. Rin shed a tear whilest smiling just by observing this magnificent world, it looked like someone threw up there lunch...a truly bootifal sight to be seen. "This is all I ever wanted in life…." she said engulfed by her own joy../span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 114%; text-decoration: none;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"Then suddenly a shadow of a person was coming towards her from the fog. Rin could see two triangles coming out of the person's head. It was…./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 114%; text-decoration: none;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"A CAT GIRL. Though she didn't look like a human cat girl, there was something off about her. Maybe it was the grey skin or the fact her cat ears where actually horns, but Rin just put a imaginary hand to her chin and stared at her. Yeah she still couldn't pin point what was off about this cat girl. Mayby it was the rainbow coloured hair pin or the t-shit justin beiber top or it might be those jeans that were made in 1972,. Just then another cat girl came out of the fog looking nearly exactly the same at first, and then punched the other in the face. ":33 THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR LIKING JUSTIN BIEBER YOU HIPPY" The maybe seven year old Cat girl smiled in victory over the other cat girl with a broken nose./span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 114%; text-decoration: none;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"The other cat girl introduced herself while stepping on the Justin Bieber loving one's face, she said her name was Catnip or something Rin didn't really care. Rin continued to wander the unknown dimension looking for any more lovely sights, the cat girl following her in hot pursuit, but just then she came across a golden tomato fused with a brown apple, it was shining casting massive shadow over the hills. ":33 Oh that's our holy fruit, the darkshadowweafuntime!" The Olive wearing cat girl explained ":33 It was put there by Internet Jesus, the master of all Trolls, moderator of 4Chan,Zerochan,Katawachan and creator of Urban Dictionary who controls us to destroy websites with our power of being fucking morons!" The cat girl's eyes sparkled at the mention of Internet Troll Jesus. Rin stared at the cat girl in surprise they have a god thats sounds very much like her's before turning to face the statue again and observing it, suddenly out of nowhere a bunch of Ninja's dressed in ties came out of nowhere holding plastic power ranger toys and wielding a carboard Omnitrix (Ben 10's magic watch thinge) on there wrists and arms. "HUEHUEHUE, We are the FUKCNNUTS-F, the Fucking Universal KingSized Caramelldansen Nullifyer Titanic Skulleve Force. We have detected a higher then Snoop Dogg rating in the Fucktarous sector and it is coming from this very structure! Which in other words means...were gonna mug ur swag" they all said perfectly synchronized with eachover. Then all of there team ran like little girls towards the statues and picked it up using a carboard box with a up sign on it and then downloaded it on a Nintendo 3DS which had a Vinesauce symbol on it. "IF YOU WANT YOUR PRECIOUS STRUCTURE BACK YOUR GOING TO HAVE TO FACE US AT ARE SECRET LAIR, which is far east from hear next to a big wal mart store and facing a shop that touches the clouds called Sample Text"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; font-variant: normal; font-style: normal; font-weight: normal; line-height: 114%; text-decoration: none;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"The troll cat girl gave the ninja men a strange look before getting out a futuristic troll lazor gun and shot one in the face faster than you could say "Britney Spears likes peparoni sandwiches"/span/p
p style="margin-bottom: 0in; line-height: 114%;"span style="font-size: 11pt;"She then shot all of them at the same time with her troll powers because why the fuck/span not? All of them fell to the ground at the same time except for one of them, which was probably shitting this ninja plant jumped back in reaction to the gunfire before running up to the last one standing and doing a KICK IN THE FACE to it, He stumbled back and then fell to the floor before slowly dieing. "I finnaly did something useful….IM NOT A USELESS CHARACTER ANYMORE!" Rin said happily jumping up and down before tripping over her own feet again. The catnip troll picked her back up and give her a thumbs up ":33 Nice one Tin!" she congratulated her. Rin then continued her epic conquest, adventuring into the unknown and seeing new sights. Although there was not much to see, most things looked like they were made on the Unity engine and the billboards looked like they were made on the Atari 2600./p