Eren came Into Levi's room. "What is it, Levi?" he asked. "I need your help," he said, wiggling his eyebrows suggestively, "with something." "Oh?" said Eren. Levi loosened his cravat and exhaled in a sexy fashion. "Could you call Petra in here, please?" he asked. "oh," said Eren. He had secretly hoped that Levi was going to confess his love for him, but he guessed he would have to hold out for Reiner instead. Levi waited impatiently on his bed. It was covered in hand-sewn pictures of mops and brooms. A few moments later, Petrol arrived. "Wat is it, heechou?" she asked. "I need you help with something," he said. Before Petra could ask wat it was, Levi shoved his tongue in her mouth. Petra closed her eyes in lust, before recoiling. "Why the hell does my moth burn!?" she asked. "oh, all of my bodily fluids are bleach, Petra," said Levi. "Didn't you know?" Petra blushed. "Oh, in that case, I will try my best to enjoy the burn, sir." She giggled sexily. Levi bent over the bed and took off his pants and thong. He pulled his booty apart. Petra moaned. "oh, your anus is beautiful," she said. "Yes, I bleach it every time I shit," he said. "I can't really help it when my poo naturally comes with bleach. Now, please take Mr. Mopson off of my shrine and put him inside of me." "Mr… Mopson?" said Pertra. "Oh, you mean that mop." She took the mop and shoved it with all her might into Levi. He moaned sexily and came into an empty bottle he had been hiding underneath himself. He sat up and wrote on the bottle with a black sharpie. It said Levi's "special" bleach on it. Petra backed away slowly as Levi caressed the bottle and began to kiss its nozzle. She felt that her highcho needed his private time.