Levi decided to spread his beautiful love to everyone. After all, his beauty needed to be shared with teh world. He shoved Eren out of the way. HE was loitering in the hall again, gently stroking his rage boner and sobbing. God, why did he always do that every day at noon? Levi mad his way to the library. Hangee was there. "Hey, shitty glasses," he said. "It is time for my dude piston to be in your lady cave." To Levi's surprise, Hanji did not swoon at his words. She was too busy drooling over a book. Levi scoffed and leaned over his shoulder to see what she was reading. It was a book on titans. Of course. He would need to win her over with a special trick. One he had not shown anyone before. Levi screeched at the top of his lungs to get Hanji's attention before biting his cravat. It looked very sexy. Then, levi was titan. He was 3 meters high. Hanji swooned. "Ooh, Levi. I didn't know you could be titan." "I always could," said the bishie titan. "I just didn't want to use my powers unless it was for something special." As Levi spoke, a ding dong slowly protruded from his head. "Oh my gawd," said Hanji. "A titan with private parts!" Levi had become a beautiful titancorn. Jean, who happened to be passing by the library, was love-struck. "Jean kirschtein likes what he sees…neigh," he said. Then, Hanji and Levi retreated to a private place being a bookshelf and they did it. It was amazing, and Hanji didn't stop grinning in the most vulgar way for a week. She was still overcoming her organism.