Levi snuck into the secret military facility. He was so cool, like a secret agent or something. He was there to see his one true love. Crystalized Annie. She was so beautiful and pristine. Untouched by dirt and grime. He loved her for how pure she was. Not in soul, but in cleanliness. Levi touched a hand to the crystal and gently stroked it. The smooth, cool feel of the untouched crystal made him shiver with anticipation. He began to unzip his pants. At that moment, a bit of dust fell from the rafters. "Ah… ah… ah… Hei-CHOO!" Levi sneezed. Droplets of fluid sprayed all over his precious crystal, and it began to dissolve from the bleach. Levi frantically wiped at the crystal, trying to save it, but it was too late. It was already dissolving too fast to for him to stop it. At this point, the crystal was already almost fully dissolved. When It had finished dissolving, Annie flopped onto the ground, freed from her crystal prison. Levi sighed. Annie was no longer perfect, but she was still fairly clean from being in the crystal for so long. Maybe she would thank him for freeing her… with her body. Annie's eyes fluttered open. She slowly pushed herself onto her feet. She looked at Levi with a shocked expression. Her eyes moved down to his unzipped fly, then back up to his face. Levi waggled his eyebrows suggestively and smirked. Annie's face hardened. She pulled back her arm and punched Levi with all her might. Levi was thrown onto his back. A bit of blood dripped from his probably broken nose. He was still pretty sexy, though. Annie ran off, leaving him to stumble back to the survey corps headquarters on his own.