Levi was hiding in some bushes just outside of the walls. Erwin had brought everyone out there for his special "super in-depth" sexual health inspections. Levi wasn't having any of that today. It always made his pristine anus into a disgusting chocolate starfish. Erwin had all of his survey corps lined up with their butts in the air. They were all wearing fake eyebrows and googly eyes on their ass cheeks. Levi had to admit. Those booties were looking pretty fine with that eyebrow game. Erwin was wearing his 3dmg and green tutu ensemble again. He moved to each member of the corps, stuck is peepee in their booty hole, and had Mike sniff the tip. If Mike approved of the smell, they were free to go. If not, they had to go to a special lesson on butt hygiene that would be led by Levi later that week. So far, everyone had passed, even Jean. "My anus is always clean… neigh," said Jean. "Because I am Jean Kirschtein… neigh." When Erwin got to Eren, Mike made a horrified face. "Shit," said Eren. "Literally," said Mike. Eren was moved out of line to be humiliated. Just then, the colossal titan arrived. Everyone was on high alert, ready to attack. Eren popped a gigantic rage boner. "Don't worry, guys," he said. "I've got this." He contorted into an odd position and lightly nipped the tip of his little sausage. He transformed into titan form. This wasn't his normal form, however. It was a super sexy titan, with two dongles protruding from where his nip nops should have been. Levi was amazed. This titan had one-upped his beautiful titancorn form. Eren ran up to the colossal titan and rammed one penor under each of the larger titan's armpits. The titan blushed. "S-stop that, b-baka," it said. Eren did not stop. He kept going at it with his dual rage boners. During this time, Levi had been working on transforming into his own titan form. He was now a majestic titancorn once again. He walked over to a cannon, got in feet first, and had Jean launch him at the colossal titans face. His peepee horn wedged itself right into the titan's ear. It was too much for it, and it disappeared into a giant cloud of steam. Levi fell into eren's arms bridal style, and the two titans ran off to finish each other off in the forest. Mikasa watched with her mouth agape. She would need to find a good way of competing with her new nemesis.