Chp. 3- The Teen Titan Stankball League


Slade: Thank you for letting me stay.

I am not hqppy at that.

Slade: Oh, calm down. I am just staying here to hide from the Titans.

Whatever, so I chose the couples to be in the story. Anyway, on to the story.
I only own Blade and the storyline.


It was morning, and in Raven's room (Now Raven's and Aura's room) Raven started her first of many meditations.

The muttering of her matra confused Aura, so he asked, "What are you doing?"

Although a little annoyed of him distracting her, she calmed down and said simply, "I'm meditating."

Aura then replied, "Okay, but why?"

"It's necessary for my powers to be at full strength. It also helps me focus." Raven said, going back into her meditation phase.

Aura decided to go get breakfast, so he left the room. However halfway through the course, he was met by a smiling Beast Boy, Cyborg, Blade, and Sonic.

Aura sighed, "What do you four want?"

Suddenly, the hallway transformed into a commercial illusionally and just for the readers, "We want you to take advantage of this once in a lifetime offer!" Blade proposed.

"The fastest growing sport in America!" Cyborg exclaimed.

"The one, the only..." Sonic said.

Then the commercial left and the four appeared on stage, Beast Boy holding a ball consisting entirely on gym socks that haven't been washed in years.

"STANKBALL!" they all yelled. The two hedgehogs and Cyborg sniffed it and fainted. Beast Boy held up a scoreboard, and proposed, "Can you be our scorekeeper?"

Aura sighed. "Fine. I will need to know who's the ref though."

"Beast Boy scratched his head nervously, "We were gonna make Raven ref." He said as if it were a question.

Aura chuckled at this. "Yeah, good luck with that." He then walked to the kitchen.


5 hours later.

Aura sat at a gym spectator table and examined notes. (A/N: Since I feel too lazy to search a wiki for how Stankball is played, I am going to use my imagination.) "Alright," Aura said. "That sign means 2 points Home, that sign means 1 point Home, that sign means 2 points Away, and that sign means 1 point Away."

The referee walked to the table because she had to tell the scorekeeper about the rules, again.

Aura saw her, and questioned, "Raven?"

It was Raven, but her cloak has been colored to look like a ref's cloak. She said, "I know, I look like a zebra."

"How did they get you to get into that thing?" Aura asked.

"Well," Raven said.


Flashback.

Beast Boy was banging on the door to Raven's room.

Eventually, Raven opened it, annoyed. "What do you want BB." Raven asked.

Beast Boy pulled out a white cloak with a bunch of stripes. "Time to be ref!"

Raven sighed. "One, I'm not putting that on. Two, you never bothered to ask."

"Oh, but I don't have to ask. Don't you remember our deal, Rae?"


Flashback within a Flashback.

In a tunnel, Beast Boy was talking to Raven.

"So, this Aura dude." Beast Boy said. "I see he has powers just like yours."

"Cut to the chase BB." Raven simply said.

"I bet you he is gonna live in you room."

Raven let out a ha, but it was very grey. "Your mind is very wierd, BB."

"If you do let him in your room, your gonna have to be a stankball ref again."

"Your on."


Back to the original Flashback.

"Oh." Raven simply said.

Beast Boy threw her the cloak. "You got 5 hours."


Back to now.

"You don't want to know." Raven ended her reply.

She walked to the middle of the court and pulled out a microphone.

"Ladies and Gentlemen." She said as exitedly as she could. "I bring you, the Teen Titan Stankball League. At Home, its the Cyberblades."

Out of a tunnel, Blade and Cyborg started 70's dancing to thier side of the court, both wearing blue shorts and jerseys with grey outlines, numbers, and letters.

"And over at Away, it's the Sonic Beasts."

Beast Boy and Sonic came out of the tunnel this time, this time wearing jerseys and shorts that look like a combination of blue and green, with black outlines marking the letters and numbers.

Raven put the "stankball" in the middle of the court and blew the whistle, marking the beginning of the game.

Sonic and Blade tied to get the ball because of their similar speeds. Because Blade was stronger, he pried the ball from Sonic and tried to peg him with it, but Sonic dodged it at the last second. The ball rolled to Beast Boy, who passed it to Sonic. Sonic used his speed to zoom all over his side of the court in a blur for 5 seconds, then launched the ball. Unfortunately, Cyborg used his trackers to figure out when he was going to throw, and caught it with ease, giving his team a point. He then gave a battle cry and chucked it at Beast Boy, but Beast Boy transformed into and octopus and caught it with his arms, giving his team a point.

At the end of the period that was supposed to be the only, the score was 19-19, which means its time to go to the lightning round. The two teams took a 5 minute break to discuss strategy, and Cyborg and Beast Boy went up to the center of the court. At the sound of the whistle Cyborg grabbed at the ball, but Beast Boy transformed into a planetary strength beast he found when trying to find Starfire (A/N: In Tranformation. The Creature was my idea, but I will give you lazy readers the chance to use your imagination.) and also grabbed at the ball. Trying to use all thier strength, they tried to pry the ball out of the other's hands, the hedgehogs cheering them on. In the end, Beast Boy won, because Cyborg reached 100%, and passed it to Sonic. Sonic then used his speed to get behind Cyborg and peg his back.

"And that's the game folks." Raven said in a semi-excited way. "The score is Sonic Beasts, 20, the Cyberblades, 19. Thank you for watching. If you want to join the league, feel free to sign up at the score keeper's table."

There was 3 new teams then, the Starrocks (Starfire and Meteor) the Chaos Falcons (Robin and Glimpse) and the Aura Ravens (Raven and Aura).


Slade: This is how the Titans spend thier free time, playing a made-up game?

Hey!, If stankball was at my school, I would play!

Slade: I would pass out if I smelled that ball. I don't see why you can't.

Have you smelled my sister? Despite being cute, she's always coming home smelling worse than sardines. Anyway, that's all for now. Peace!