DISCLAIMER: I own nothing once again!
Dear Dad,
Hey! Well schools alright, James is famous it seems, but so am I actually. He and I actually have gotten like...nine...no...eleven...sixteen?...around twenty detentions haha. BUT THEY WERE SO NOT OUR FAULTS! Well...maybe a little...hey! You can't blame us for our fun! We're like you and Uncle Fred in school! Haha imagine that! Anyway the toilet catching on fire wasn't our idea, it was Hugo's. Besides no one got hurt...well not entirely, I mean I don't think Al's feelings getting hurt when James threw his book in it counts. Or maybe it does, I don't really know haha again. Anyway soon I must get to class so love to you and Mum. Oh! And please, please don't tell her about the toilet.
Love with his whole fire red and very hot and sexy heart, Fred
Dear Fred,
Hello! That's extraordinary, I mean your Uncle and I were quite famous back at school as well. Really now that's a bit much in only 4 months haha. How weren't they? No I can't your right because I'd be a hippocratic. I know you are, imagine that is correct. It wasn't? It was? I hope not. Actually that does count Freddie. As I said it does. We love you too! I won't I have my lips sealed!
Love Dad