Wednesday, 2nd April, 2315

Time: It's close to 3AM. I should really be asleep but meh.
Mood: Paranoid as hell due to no sleep.
Listening to: Mizael's snoring. Guy could really use one of those nose strips I've seen on TV.
Eating/Drinking: Water. At least I hope it's water...
Location: Bedroom floor beside my bed.

NOTES

Why the hell am I up so early? Because I haven't been able to keep my thoughts still for more than like five seconds and my brain will not shut off. For one, I have my idiotic cousins over sleeping in the next room (all nine somehow fit in there...), a second is that Mizael's been sick and he's loud as hell when he sleeps, a third as that a certain pair are coming back to Heartland in a week and I start school about that same time that they'll be making a stop at the house.

Since I've been avoiding this journal at all costs for the last week or so, and I'm just finding now the perfect time since I'm so tired I keep seeing things, I'll catch you up. My dad's long-lost sister decided to shack up here in the house with her nine kids and her husband—who's as short as me and seems to have the sex-drive of a rabbit—on Monday since they were passing through the city. He keeps leering around the woman and it's driving me up a wall watching him trying to get into her pants every five seconds. I've been keeping Haruto away from the crazies, allowing him to play with some of the cousins that are his age (even though those two that are around his age are about as smart as a dead log). But even then, he's a bit put off by them.

I don't blame him. Mizael doesn't give a damn since in reality he isn't even related to my family, even though he's been getting put through the adoption process by my father. I don't entirely care as long as Haruto isn't hurt or scarred for life by what our aunt and uncle do.

Anyway, on to the issue after Mizael's round with snot-balls and yelling at me to get him soup for three days straight. Yes, yes, Droite and Gauche are coming back to Heartland. They haven't been back since after Yuma and the rest of us went to resolve conflict in Astral World. That was back in October, and well, everyone's excited about the visit. I was okay with whatever was going on, but problem is that they asked to specifically live in my family's house for the duration of their stay—and according to Dad, that would be up to six months or more.

Now I can handle Gauche, it's Droite I'm worried about. She'll be the only female in the house, and considering my weird mixed up thoughts about her and the fact that Mizael is a horny bitch at certain times of the month, it's gonna be bad. I'm already awkward enough with relatives; now imagine me trying to deal with a woman who is, and I've know about this for a while, infatuated with me to the point of pure devotion. She'll be staying in the room my cousins are in now; the thought of that makes me all weird and I can't even describe how awkward this feels.

On another note, I'm going to shove another pole up Mizael's ass. He pranked me yesterday and I'm extremely pissed about it. I've hated April Fool's because of it's origins and it's stupid prose, and I've always tried to avoid getting hit by pranks, but I didn't try hard enough apparently; I had to go around dressed as a maid for the entirety of yesterday because he had dumped slime on me and had stolen all of my clothing sans said maid outfit. It was embarrassing and I lost all of my masculinity because of it. Not a good way to drop someone's ego; I'll get him eventually. I'll just have to come up with a plan with Chris... whenever I get around to actually telling him about things.

Okay, maybe I should go to sleep. I'm seeing little sheep all over the place. Yeah, I'll go to sleep.

REMINDERS

-Tell Chris about THE THING.
-Get Mizael more cold medicine and maybe hide in a closet where nobody will find me for 84499 years.
-Haruto needs more hot chocolate powder. Damn that child for not knowing the meaning of SAVE.
-Find a lock to put on my door. Those fiends called children are Satan and need to be kept out of my room so I can have peace.
-Buy handcuffs so I can restrain Mizael if he tries anything with Droite. We do not need problems with Gauche, okay? I'm trying to keep Mizael out of trouble here.

i'm tired and done with about 500000 percent of people right now

i have a birthday thing i've gotta be at tomorrow so don't expect updates, capiche?

is that even how you spell that, like how

review please my darlings, i want to see your marbles moving.