Sakura's BabySitters

Chapter 3 : Let's Dance !

Age : 5

Status : Cuter than ever

Now Start !

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"We'll be gone for two days , three at max . Be a good girl Sakura-hime ." Yoruichi grinned , referring to herself and her husband . Sakura smiled and hugged her mother tightly . "Be safe Mom , Dad ." Kisuke chuckled , ruffling her hair . "We always are , as long as you take care of yourself honey ." His daughter smiled widely and hugged him as well . "Bye !" She waved at them and they returned the gesture before disappearing .

Sakura then went to her private candy stash and pulled out a bowl of chocolate . She sat down in Nemu's lap and then picked up one of the chocolates . She turned to Nemu and grinned . "Nemu-nee-chan , do you want one ?"

Nemu smiled softly . "Don't mind if I do , Sakura-chan ." Sakura popped the candy into her sister-figure's mouth and then ate one herself .

"This is delicious ."

The bubbly toddler nodded , beaming ."I know right ? Mom had made them . She used to be horrible at cooking but eventually became better when Dad kept making comments about it ." Nemu giggled and rubbed her head .

"Sakura !"

The small Shihoin Princess was then tackled by a tall figure .

"I MISSED YOU SO MUCH !" Isane cooed and rubbed her cheek against Sakura's like a cat . "Isane-nee-chan , we saw each other yesterday ." Sakura sweatdropped , attempting to push off the much , much , much , much larger woman , but said woman didn't budge one bit ."Geez nee-chan , how many tubs of ice cream did you eat ?"

Isane ignored the comment and continued to cuddle her tightly .

"Isane ."

The lavender-haired lieutenant paled , eyes widening drastically .

"U-u-u-noh-h-h-ana-t-t-taichou…"

She stuttered , knowing that her captain was smiling her 'listen to me or die b***h' smile at her , even without looking ."Get off Sakura-chan . Now ."

Isane gulped and reluctantly let go of her hostage , who gasped for sweet , precious air as soon as she was released . Unohana brightened up , eyes soarkling like a child who just got candy .

"Ah ! Sakura-chan !"

The poor girl didn't get to fully recover and was glomped to the ground by an overly happy 4th division captain .

"Hypocrite ." Isane muttered , crossing her arms .

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It was hot .

HOTTTT .

Sakura was bored out of her mind ."Didn't you guys bring any toys ?" she asked her sitters . They all shrugged .

Suddenly , Sakura stood up and placed her hand against her head , sighing over-dramatically ."Ahh ! Woe is me ! Save me dear babysitters , for I am about to die of boredom !" she said and fell to the ground , faking her death .

Rangiku clapped at her act ."You should become an actress when you grow up , Sakura-chan !" Sakura was then behind Rangiku , wrapping her arms around her nect as she beamed brightly ."Really ?"

The pinkette's eyes glowed and her form shifted into a smaller one . The white kitten stretched lazily and then walked over to Ukitake who picked her up and gently placed her into his lap , stroking her fluffy fur ."Still bored ." Sakura mewed , leaning into Ukitake's hand .

"Hmm…" Rangiku hummed , lying down on her belly to stare at the young white feline . "I don't know ," she then grinned ."But I did bring sake !"

Toushiro twitched .

"Matsumoto…"

"I … Uhm… Believe it ?"

"How'd a Naruto catchphrase get stuck in Bleach ?" Kira questioned . Everyone shrugged again . Then , Sakura's eyes glowed and Rangiku readily placed a towel around her . Sakura poofed and then she was seen wearing her mother's clothes .

"Eh ? I thought that you needed to swap clothes with another person ?" Rukia asked incredulously . Sakura grinned . "Just kidding . I only swapped clothes with Renji-nii because I want to rile him up ." Renji twitched and glared at her .

Then Sakura lit up .

"I know ! Let's dance !"

Toushiro snorted . As much as he liked to baby and coddle her , he would not bow down to that particular order .

"No."

Toushiro , Byakuya , Kenpachi , Soi-fon and Nanao said , frowning .

The five-year old pouted at them , an unhappy look on her face ."Aww ! Just this once ?" Her sparkly eyes became watery as she stared at them unblinkingly .The could feel their resolves swaying the longer they stared into her eyes and immediately covered their eyes . Except for Nanao , who was on the brink of glomping Sakura .

"Too… Cute…" Nanao gasped , falling to the ground .

"K-K.."

"Hang in there Nanao !" Soi-fon shouted , not removing her hands from her eyes .

"Ka…" Nanao muttered . Soi Fon stared at her in alarm . "Don't do it !"

"KAWAII !"

Then . the 8th division's lieutenant glomped the pinkette , squealing fangirlishly . The males removed their hands to look and immideately regretted it , joining in on Nanao's glomp . Well , Byakuya did it wordlessly .

Soi-fon couldn't resist it and glomped as well .

"So you agree to dance ?" Sakura shunpo'ed out of the Shinigami captains and a lieutenant pile , grinning down at them triumphantly . Yachiru was now perched on Kenpachi's shoulders .

Soi-fon , Byakuya and Toushiro shook their heads rapidly . "NO !"

Sakura grinned , turning on the radio .

"Too late ."

An upbeat music played , and Byakuya and Toushiro's eyes widened . "OH GOD ! NOT THIS SONG !" instinctically , their hips moved and their hands went to their ears into a peace shape .

"NOOOOO !"

Some people yelled .

"Vi undrar r ni redo att vara med
Armarna upp nu ska ni f se
Kom igen
Vem som helst kan vara med
S rr p era ftter
Oa-a-a
Och vicka era hfter
O-la-la-la
Gr som vi
Till denna melodi
Dansa med oss
Klappa era hnder
Gr som vi gr
Ta ngra steg t vnster
Lyssna och lr
Missa inte chansen
Nu r vi hr med
Caramelldansen"

The song continued to play and everyone was forced to do it . Caramelldansen was like a trigger to unlocking the inner dancer inside everyone , and no one , except those wearing ear plugs , can resist it or stop until the song ends .

When caramelldansen finished , everyone dropped to the ground and rubbed their hips . "OWW !" Nanao winced , rubbing her hips ."My hips are sore !" Sakura childishly giggled and pressed yet another button . "No people , it's not over yet !"

.Three by Morning Musume played , and all the captains and lieutenants found themselves in position .

"What the heck ? Why am I doing this gay-a** sh** ?! "Renji shrieked as he twirled and posed like the others .

"WHY THE F*** ARE WE DANCING TO THIS GAY-A** SH** ?!" Kenpachi screamed when the ah , ah , ah , ah part came .

Sakura was on the sofa , holding a camera while giggling profusely . "This is so going on Youtube ."

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End Chapter

Hoped you liked it , this one was slightly longer than the second chapter . Bye !

nia annie