Sakura's BabySitters
Chapter 4
Uh-oh !
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A/N
Oh. My. God. I'm soooo very sorry for not updating this, guys ! My poor readers... I've been focusing on studying so much that I forgot about Fanfiction !
Please forgive me!
Now, go on and read the story.
Disclaimer: Yeah, I so own Naruto. I'mma make Sakura divorce Sasuke and make the anime a crossover. In my dreams, yes.
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Uh-Oh !
"..." 7-year old Sakura glared at them.
The gotei 13 stared at her blankly, wondering what she was accusing them of.
"You have committed a heavy and unforgiveble crime, Gotei 13." Sakura said icily, green orb fiery with a child's wrath.
Nemu, confused, piped up."Huh? What did we do wrong?"
"..." the little girl did not speak, and her angry expression turned hurt. Her eyes brimmed with tears and her bottom lip quivered, causing the Shinigami to panic .
"You..."
They inhaled sharply, wanting to find out their crime.
"...forgot to celebrate my birthday."
Rangiku gasped. "Oh my god ! We're so sorry, Sakura! We were so busy with the hollows that we forgot it. Can we make it up to you?"
Sakura gave them all a once-over, still sniffling, and then made a decision.
"The Royal Shihoin Rules state that in act 35, paragraph (a), sub paragraph (b), it is illegal for the guardians of the Shihoin family members to not celebrate their birthday. The punishment is," She stated , and pulled out a red phone. "I'm telling mom!"
All color drained from their faces.
"Uh-oh." Shuhei squeaked.
Yes, uh-oh indeed.
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"Give it back !" The pinkette yelled to Toushiro angrily, reaching her hands up to snatch the phone. Toushiro frowned and held it up even higher. "No. I'm not allowing you to call Yoruichi-san."
Sakura suddenly grinned and pulled out another phone, this time blue. "Blegh, that's a decoy ! I'm really telling mom !" she exclaimed and then shunpo'ed away.
"Catch her!" Momo cried, "Before it's too late!"
"No..." Kira dropped to the ground dramatically, "There's no hope left..."
"Get up you pansies or I'll slice you all to bits !" "Go Kenny-chan!"
And suddenly, everyone was running .
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"Come on.. come on..." Sakura murmured, scrolling through the contact list. She didn't realize where she was going and suddenly bumped into someone. "Argh ! **** brat !"
Sakura looked up and saw a pair of blue eyes, glaring down at her. Smiling sheepishly, she lifted a hand and meekly said, "Hi."
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"Oh kami, where is she ?" Rangiku mumbled in worry, looking through the bushes for her prescious little sister-figure. She looked up and called out, "Did any of you find her?" slumping when there were only responds of 'no' and 'not yet'.
Nyaan~
"Haineko?" the voluptuous woman murmured under her breath.
Nya! What'cha lookin' for, old lady ?
"Sakura."
Oh~! Can I help?
"...Sure, but don't cause trouble."
When have I ever ? And I love Sakura-chi too, old lady.
Rangiku rolled her eyes as Haineko materialized in front of her. The maroon haired zanpakuto smirked haughtily at her. "I'm gonna find her faster than you because I'm much better than you, hag." Haineko sniffed the air , her pink tail twitching ever so often at a particular smell, until she snapped her eyes open and ran southward.
'I found her scent!'
Haineko gave herself a pat on the back and continued printing, following the scent. Suddenly, the scent had disappeared, leaving her stranded in the middle of nowhere.
"Gyaaaaaaaah ! Hag ! Someone ! Help meeeee!"
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"Uh," Sakura asked, "where are you taking me, mister?"
The blue-haired man glanced at her and smirked. "Somewhere."
Sakura gave him a blank stare, perfected by studying under Byakuya's teachings. "Be specific, mister, or I might just do something."
He snorted, apparently , thinking of her as fragile and defenseless. Think again , buddy."And what,pray tell, is that something gonna be ?"
"This." She said simply and elbowed his stomach, enhancing her strength with reiryouku to make him double over in a mixture of shock and pain. While he was distracted, she jumped up and axe-kicked his back, causing a sickening crunch to be heard. Sakura had an excited grin on her face as she rested on his back and patted his head. "I hope that'll teach you a good lesson, mister –looks are 99.9 percent of the time deceiving."
Somehow, his back and stomach healed, and he muttered as he let her ride on his back. "..." Sakura gave him a deadly stare. "...?" he responded with a look of his own.
"Run faster." Her eyes glinted. "Or else."
Gulping, the poor guy ran faster as the child giggled in delight. "Weee! This is so fun !"
Then , she leaned down and asked him,"What's your name, mister?"
"Grimmjow Jaegerjaquez."
"Kitty-chan !"
"Shut u-"
"If you dare tell me to shut up I will do something worse than last time. I will call you whatever I want and you will not complain. Understood?"
"..."
"I said, UNDERSTOOD ?"
"...yes ma'am."
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Finally, they arrived at the' somewhere' her Kitty-chan had mentioned. It was a desert and she could see the faint outline of a palace in the distance. Grimmjow, with no warning, Sonido'ed to the palace gate, causing Sakura to yelp in surprise. The gate keeper, after giving Sakura and Grimmjow a curious look, let them in.
"Wow!" Sakura gasped. "It's a palace!"
"Indeed, it is." Another, foreign voice said from behind her.
Rimmjow turned his head to the source of the voice and bowed his head. "Aizen-sama."
The brown-haired male smiled in a way that caused Sakura to stare at him awkwardly, having trouble to define it as menacing, sweet, innocent or cute.
"Who is the lovely little girl you have there, Grimmjow?" Aizen asked pleasantly.
"I'm Sakura. Nice to meet you, Ai-chan !"
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Rangiku slapped the crying neko-girl over the head. "How could you lose her scent? She wears a super extra special shampoo that I concocted just for her, and it has a strong smell of strawberries and mangoes!"
"It wasn't my fault!" Haineko wailed. "The scent abruptly ended there and gave me no clue whatsoever to where she went !"
"Hm," Mayuri rubbed his chin. "This is quite an interesting case. Haineko, give me a sample of her scent."
Haineko exhaled and a transparent pink cloud smelling like strawberries and mangoes floated out into the glass test tube he was holding. Mayuri placed the cap over it and walked off. "I'll try to track down her scent using this sample. Don't disturb me or there will be dire consequences."
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Hello !
I hope you enjoyed this chappie. I didn't give it much though and decided to make a timeline of my own. In this timeline, SS was at peace and Aizen was trying to relax by not plotting. It sounds weird but it works for me, I think. All the espada are alive, along with Yamamoto and whoever had died in the war thingy.
Goodbye for now, and I'm sure I'll update more soon.
Love love love,
nia annie.