So, I still need feedback if you think I should post my Hetalia xover with Fairy Tail. If you don't know what Hetalia is, then FIND IT! I'm trying to add some humor into this story so it won't be boring.

Chapter 2

Lucy POV

"Akito wants you back," Kyo explained. I stared at him.

"Aki-sama?" I said. "He wants me back?" I knew Akito was (SPOILER) a girl, but I couldn't let Kyo-nii, Yuki-kun, and Tohru-chan know that.

"Yes," Yuki said.

"Why?" I asked. "He knows I ran away. He even approved." I was close to Akito. I should've mentioned that. She liked my mother and she liked that I was so much like her. My mom and I were always there for her.

"We don't know," Kyo said. I nodded.

"Alright," I sighed. "When do I have to go?"

"Uhm… Shigure-san said tomorrow afternoon," Tohru said, speaking for the first time. I nodded again and stood.

"I'll see you guys tomorrow, then," I said. "It's late, you should be getting home." They nodded, stood, and left.

At 6 PM…

"Umm… Lucy-san, what is it that you needed?" Wendy asked. Lucy was facing her fire place, not looking at her team with her arms crossed.

"I am going to share a secret with you," Lucy said, turning to look at them. She hugged Gajeel and POOF! She was gone. In her place was a golden cat. Not a regular house cat, but a big one. (What? I'm not telling you what animal she is! *Mutters something about 'crazy people'*)

"W-what was that?" Gajeel stuttered. Lucy smirked.

"You know the Chinese Zodiac right?" She received nods. "Well, you know how the story goes. However, there is one part of the story that nobody knows..."

**Story Time!**

While all the animals were enjoying the banquet, the Cat's cousin was with them, spying and enjoying himself as to not raise suspicion. Knowing full well that the Rat had been lying about the banquet being the next say, the Cat's cousin was enjoying himself at the banquet in order to tell the Cat.

When the Cat had learned that he was deceived the next day, he was furious. The Cat and the Rat battled it out. One day, the Cat's cousin got caught in the crossover, and his fur was turned a golden yellow. Try and try as he might, he couldn't turn his fur back to its beautiful darkness.

He was eventually forgotten to regular humans, but the zodiacs never forgot.

**End Story Time!**

"…And that was my story," Lucy finished. "Whenever a member of my family, the Sohma family, not Heartfilia, get hugged by the opposite gender, they turn into their Chinese zodiac. Now, if you'll excuse me, I'm going to my room before I change back. Because whenever I change back, I'm naked." She ran off to her room and shut the door just as a POOF! was heard.

Her team stood, stunned at the new information they just learned.

The next day

No POV

Lucy sat at the bar, an untouched cup of water in front of her. Instead of talking to someone, she had a small smile on her face as she texted Kyo and Yuki. Natsu appeared in front of her, and looked at her phone. She paid no heed to him.

"What's that?" Natsu asked. Gray bonked him on the head.

"Baka, that's a cell phone," he said. "I didn't know you had one, Lucy." Gray looked at Lucy, but she was ignoring them. She laughed at something.

"Hey, don't ignore us!" Natsu said, grabbing the phone and looking at the text. It read:

'And yet you still have yet to capture my heart, Yu-kun!

Lol, when are you guys picking me up? XD'

"What are you guys talking about?" Erza asked as she walked over. "Hey, since when has Lucy had a cell phone?" Lucy looked irritated.

"Since forever," she said. The phone beeped with a message and Team Natsu looked at the text.

'Does around 6:30 sound good? And lol, Goldie. You really like to tease that rat, huh? ~Kyo

Why don't you ever tease that stupid cat more than me? ~Yuki'

"Who are Kyo and Yuki?" Erza asked. Lucy snatched her phone away from them.

"They are my friends that were here yesterday," she said, looking back at the text and sending one back. "Actually, Kyo's my older brother."

"You have a brother?!" Natsu and Gray shouted, gaining the attention of other guild members.

"Yes, and they are picking me up to go home at 6:30," Lucy said. "Which reminds me." She stood up and walked upstairs.

When she came down, her Fairy Tail mark was gone.

"Luce, you're quitting Fairy Tail?" Natsu asked.

"I was planning to, and Kyo-nii and Yuki-kun made it easier," Lucy explained. "At 6:30, I'll be going to my real home. NOT Fairy Tail. And never. Call. Me. Luce."

"But I thought Fairy Tail was your home, Lu-chan," Levy, who happened to be nearby, said. Lucy's eyes grew cold and she shook her head.

"That hasn't been true for the last few months now has it?" She sneered. "Now if you'll excuse me, I want to text my friends in peace. I won't tolerate that disgusting nickname. Lu-chan. Tch!" She looked back at her phone and continued texting.

Meanwhile, Team Natsu and Levy were discussing what could have happened in the past few months to make her not think of Fairy Tail as her home when Yuki, Kyo, a man with long silver hair and resembled Yuki, a man with black hair covering one eyes and looked like a doctor, and a man with just plain black hair with nothing special about him besides the fact that he kept staring at the girls came in.

"LUCY!" The pervert (Lucy: Shut up. You know it's true. ?: *Cries*) cried. "You have graced us with your beauty once again!" He was about to hug her when she kicked him in the stomach.

"You idiot, Shigure!" Lucy yelled. "Have you not seen the rest of our family? BY THE GOD, YOU ARE YEARS OLDER THAN ME!"

"But that didn't stop dear Tohru's parents, did it?" The silver haired man said mischievously. Shigure and that man started doing their gay-love thing, but then Lucy hit them both with a….where'd the baseball bat come from? The guild was surprised the men didn't go unconscious.

"Anyways, what are you guys doing here?" Lucy asked, turning to the others. "It's not 6:30."

"We thought we might hang out here," Kyo said. "Oi, Luce. Wanna spar outside?"

"What's wrong with sparring in here?" Lucy asked.

"It'll be harder with all this furniture and people," Kyo explained. Yuki stared at him

"You actually said something intelligent," he praised mockingly. Kyo glared.

"OUTSIDE IT IS!" Lucy exclaimed. She practically dragged Kyo outside. She was eager to spar, because she couldn't possibly spar with anyone else. The girls because none of them new martial arts and the guys because there was the risk that she would transform.

Kyo sent the first punch. Lucy dodged and sent a kick at his stomach. He caught and it and twist her leg. She hissed and fell face first into the ground, but caught herself on her hands. She pushed herself up and pulled a small cylinder shaped thing out of nowhere. She pressed a button and it expanded into a bo staff.

"Why did she have to bring in the bo staff?" Kyo asked himself. Lucy smirked and the guild members were stunned. Since when did she have a bo staff?

"Ya think an enemy would be fair, o big bro a' mine?" Lucy asked. She ran at him and let the bo staff hit the ground. She jumped up behind him and sent a kick behind her on Kyo's back. He fell to the ground and Lucy pressed her foot lightly against his back.

"Doth thou yield?" Lucy asked.

"Yeah," Kyo grunted. "But Luce, you slipped into the old time thing." Lucy lifted her foot off of Kyo and helped him up. She giggled.

"Sorry, big bro," she said. "But honestly, you need to get a bo staff! I keep winning!" Kyo glared.

"Next time we fight, I dare you not to use that bo staff," he said. Lucy gasped.

"But I'm not Yu-kun!" She whined. "I'm much more unfair and arrogant! And old timey!" The guild members, once again, stared. Arrogant? Unfair? …Old timey? SINCE WHEN?!

"Hmm… Yes, that is true," Shigure said. "You are obsessed with old time sayings."

"Thou art true," Lucy said, grinning. She turned to the more mature man. "I hope you're keeping Ayame and Shigure in line, Hatori-kun." Hatori sighed.

"I'm trying, but it's not working," he explained. "They just don't understand how to be civilized."

"Cheer up!" Lucy said cheerily. "I think Shigure told me that you like Tohru-chan's teacher! Is that true?" Hatori glared at Shigure, who whistled innocently.

"Don't just act like we're not here!" Natsu suddenly yelled. The group of people looked at him blankly.

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"Oh hey guys. When did you get here?" The guild members all fell.