So, I'm writing this like, months after I posted chapter 2 (lame right?) because I was simply too lazy. Learn that about me because I'll probably be working on a bunch of other stuff at the same time. Especially since I have a bunch of tests coming up and my friends are shooting their own messed up version of High School Musical (don't ask) and I'm being forced to be a part of it and I'm writing a bunch of other stories at once. It's crazy.

Oh, and if you have the time, can you check out my cousin's website? She calls herself Dawn, but that's not her real name. She writes books and she posts them on her website. She also has her own forums on there as well. The link should be on my profile. You'll know because it'll say dawningnovels somewhere in there. She's only 11, also. She's turning twelve in July. She's also writing a story on here as well for Fruits Basket. Her screen-name is Dawnfur and the fanfic is called Who Are You? She said it's on hiatus, but she's actually already began the next chapter for it. Please comment on her website and review on her fanfic.

Chapter 3

"We've been here the entire time," Levy said. Lucy looked back at her friends.

"Have they been here?" She asked. They all shook their heads.

"If they had been, we didn't notice them," Yuki said. The Fairy Tail members all fell anime style. Again.

"How did you not notice a hundred people standing right here?!" Natsu demanded. Lucy began to talk under her breath and was counting the number of guild members.

"98, 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, 104- 104 people in that guild!" Lucy proclaimed. "Plus the cats."

"Was there a point to that?" Kyo asked. Lucy shrugged.

"That's always how our little Lu-chan has been~!" Shigure sang, going over to Lucy. He tried to hug her, but was met with a foot in his face.

"Don't even try you perverted DOG!" She shouted. "I already have to deal with four cats, three dragons, a rat, a snake, and whatever else we know of! Do you know how stressed I get trying to keep all of you in line?" Kyo gave her a look.

"Us?" He said. "We're the ones keeping you from murdering everybody in school." Lucy waved her hand up and down.

"Oh, potato pattoto," she said.

"That's not even a word!" Kyo exclaimed.

"Well hakuna matata is too mainstream!" Lucy fired back.

"You got that from a children's TV show, for crying out loud!" Kyo said.

"ANT Farm is funny!" Lucy argued. The Sohmas sweat-droppped.

"They're fighting over a TV show…?" Hatori said.

"I'm not surprised," Ayame said. "Sibling rivalry is common. It's a good thing we don't have a rivalry, right Yun-Yun~?" He hugged his brother in a death grip and didn't notice the tick marks on Yuki's head. Somebody stop me from killing my annoying brother, Yuki thought.

"Ayame, you're gonna suffocate Yuki if you keep hugging him like that," Hatori said. True enough, Yuki was beginning to turn purple. Ayame quickly let him go. The Sohmas looked back at Kyo and Lucy to see that Lucy had effectively banged her brother on the head with her bo staff.

"So, let's go to a fancy restaurant and take some time to catch up!" Lucy said cheerily. She dragged her family away towards a random direction.

"Did they just forget about us again?" Gray asked. Everybody nodded.

"Frankly, I'm not surprised," Gajeel said gruffly. "It's easy to forget that you guys listen to her nowadays after what you've all done." Erza frowned.

"What did we do?" She demanded. Juvia scoffed.

"You're all bakas if you think Juvia and her friends are going to tell you," she sneered. Wendy tugged on her sleeve and beckoned that she wanted to leave. Gajeel and Juvia complied and left with the exceeds.

"You should be ashamed for what you did to Lushy," Happy said, shaking his head. He flew off after the others. They led the guild members to think about their actions that they don't even realize they did.

Later that night

Kyo's POV

We were all walking back to Lucy's place after eating and taking a walk. A lot of things happened. Let's start with the most annoying thing.

**Flashback!**

Me and Lucy were sitting on a bench, talking and laughing. Contrary to popular belief, I do have emotions rather than angry and rebellious. That side of me usually appears when I'm with my younger sister. She was the one who kept me from killing myself as a kid. She was always there for me, so it felt right that I would be happy with her.

Ayame had dragged Yuki off somewhere, Shigure went to flirt with 'high school girls' (Kyo: *rolls eyes*) and Hatori just didn't want to be there. The calm air around me and Lucy was easily disrupted when two girls decided that I was going to be their next boy toy.

"Hi there," one girl attempted to purr (she sounded like a dying monkey). "My name is Ashley, and this is Amber." Lucy snorted, and I knew what she was thinking. Ashley and Amber are the most common names for those snooty chicks. Trust me, I agreed with her.

"I don't really care," I grunted. "Leave me alone." The girls looked shocked but one of them persisted.

"Oh come on," she said. "Wouldn't you rather hang with us than a slut like that?" I looked at Lucy, who looked rather offended at being called a slut when she never wanted a boyfriend in the first place (you know why). I calmed her down before she could lash out.

"I don't know what's going on in the ugly head of yours, even though I doubt you have a brain," I began. "But never insult my little sister again! Or do you want those faces of yours to become black and purple?" The girls (whose names I had forgotten) looked horrified and ran away.

Lucy gave me a grin. "Well that was entertaining."

**End Flashback!**

Really, the only other things that happened were us getting kicked out of three restaurants for the same exact reasons. Me and the damn rat got into a fight, the perverted dog was flirting with the waitresses, Lucy was trying to beat up a guy for trying to *ahem* 'touch' her, and snake boy was cheering on Yuki. Hatori was just… there, I guess.

When we entered Lucy's house, Team Natsu was there, acting like they did nothing wrong. Ha! Like they did nothing wrong! They caused my little sister to go into depression for who knows how long!

"Hey Luce!" The pinkette (what was his name again?) greeted.

"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE?!" Lucy screamed. I winced.

"Uhh OW!" I yelled. "That hurt my ears!" Lucy rolled her eyes.

"What and ever, Kyo-nii," she said. "You should be glad that wasn't as bad as when you made me play the pocky game when with Haru." She glared at me.

"In my defense-!" The damn rat cut me off before I could go on.

"You have no defense," he said.

"Shut up you damn rat!" I hissed.

"We're still here!" The pinkette (I still don't remember his name) exclaimed.

"Oh yeah," Lucy said thoughtfully. "GET OUTTA MY FUCKING HOUSE!" The pinkette clutched his ears while his companions just winced.

"I think your idiotic brother is affecting you, Lucy-san," the rat said. (I am NOT calling him by his name!)

"You-!" I growled.

"I told you to call me Lulu-chan!" Lucy interrupted in a whiney voice.

"But Luce, you said that Levy couldn't call you Lu-chan!" Natsu exclaimed. I saw Lucy grow agitated and kicked him in the face.

"BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE THE GUILD!" She screamed. "I HATE EVERYONE BUT WENDY, JUVIA, GAJEEL, LISANNA, MAKAROV, AND THE EXCEEDS! AND BESIDEA, LULU-CHAN IS A DIFFERENT NICKNAME!"

"B-but, Lucy," the redhead stuttered.

"You heard my little sister," I said coldly. "Leave."

"W-what happened?" The stripper asked. "Why does she hate us?" I fixed a cold glare at them.

"Figure it out yourself," I said. "I want you to leave and never bother Lucille Kira Sohma again." Why did I call her Lucille Kira? That's Lucy's full name.

"We're not going without an answer!" The pinkette cried stubbornly.

"No, Natsu," said the redhead. (Oh, that was his name) "We shall respect their wishes. We are sorry for causing you trouble." The redhead gave a glare at the other two and ushered them out of the house.

Yep. As you can see, Lucy reaaaallllyyy hates the guild right now. Don't worry, it won't be permanent. I'll try to make everything to your liking. Sorry for the terrible ending, but in my defense I'm tired and I am stressed. Finals are coming up and I'm taking so many tests and retakes and I have to get my grades up or else I'll get grounded. Oh, and I own nothing.