Well. I'm back.

And I'm fucking pissed.

Why? Because of this stupid website.

Fanfiction.

First of all can't you make a regular story? Y'know: an original one? One that doesn't involve 'yaoi' or 'yuri' or 'yiff' of other characters that aren't even yours. You know what? Keep the Yuri. That shit's hot as fuck.

Anyfuckingwho, fanfictions are just...how do I describe this? Uncool. I know I'm being soft, but fucking stupid seems too cruel. Because there are actually some good fanfics about us. Y'know, about me and the rest just killing shit and trying to survive. Some have pretty logical 'head cannons' about us, too. And some are pretty spot on. But, the rest is shit.

Don't even get me started on the yaoi. First of all, how do you even pronounce that? Yow-ee, right? Ha. That sounds like someone got hurt seeing what it was.

Anyway, the type of homo-erotic shit you imagine and type up to post on Fanfiction is just...disturbing.

And most of it happens to contain me and Richtofen...that's just fucking gross. He's an old ass man. And he happens to be looking over my shoulder right now. He's giggling like a little bitch at what I'm writing. One second. Let me get rid of him.

Well, that took a while. I just managed to push him out of the room. He was pretty damn pissed. The only reason he isn't in here right now is that Nikolai managed to get him to calm down by offering him beer.

Normally, it would be vodka, but that hardly works on the fucking kraut. And Kola's parents happened to have some beer in their fridge. Richtofen said something in German, Nikolai laughed and dragged him into Kola's kitchen. It was the funniest fucking thing to see that Nazi bastard being dragged away. I'm not joking. He kicked and screamed and everything. Even Takeo chuckled.

Anyway, back on topic.

The yaoi is fucking creepy. Richtofen would probably think so if he knew about it. Thankfully, he doesn't, because Kola doesn't want him to either fanboy or kill everyone.

Don't even get me started on the other pairings.

Nikolai almost threw up when we found out about our 'ship'. We're only friends damn it! I mean...ew! It's so fucking disgusting! I'm going to save this rant for another day.

Takeo and I just won't work. Even IF I was gay, which I'm not, that wouldn't work out. That's all I have to say about that.

Anyway, the other fanfictions are weird, too. Us becoming cats, us becoming chicks, us dying...you name it, I bet it'll be there.

I hate how they make us so emotional. We don't fuckin' care about much other than who wins a game of cards and who needs reviving. Sure, if one of us die...we'd be pretty damn sad. Hell, if Nikolai died, I'd be sad. I mean, who wouldn't be if you're stuck with a person you can't stand and a person who wants nothing to do with you? But they make us cry. They make us wanna die. I wouldn't wanna fuckin' die if that happened! I would wanna move on! I'm saving this rant for another fuckin' day too.

Fanfiction itself is an okay website. But...Jesus fuckin' Christ, this whole website is full of mushy, disgusting romance stories. Hopefully you won't find alot of crap and AT LEAST find something decent.

...I'm done. I'm all ranted out.

Is that even a word? Ranted out...?

Fuck it, it is now.

OOC: Sorry I didn't post in a while! I was grounded off my iPod and the computer for a while, so yeah...

Secrets: He ranted about the terrible fics on here, as you can see. XD Thanks for Reviewing! For a while it seemed like I was the only person left in the fandom.